09:00 hours (9:00 A.M Eastern Standard Time)

Central Park Zoo

(Kowalski's POV)

"So what crazyness did you get us all into now?" Marlene said as we drove through the zoo.

"Oh just my evil nemesis Karl," Julien said.

"Evil nemesis?" Marlene said.

"Don't ask," Skipper replied.

"Yeah he's my intellectual rival!"

"WHAT!" Marlene, Skipper, Private, and I shouted.

"You…you have an intellectual rival," I asked."

"But of course brainy penguin," Julien replied.

"But he's a genius," Skipper said, "and your…Kowalski?"

"Average intelligence," I replied.

"How daring of you!" Julien shouted, "A King is never average! Especially in the smarts department."

"Oh," Clover said, "like the time you…GAVE EVERYONE IN THE KINGDOM A SCORPIN!"

"Or when you…LET KOTO INTO THE KINGDOM!" Maurice said.

"Okay those were stupid mistakes," Julien replied.

"Or when you built a wall…and Kicked our allies out," Clover said.

"OR WHEN YOU DECLARED WAR ON THE BUTTERFLIES!" Maurice shouted.

"Oh…alright I get the point," Julien said.

"So who's the new person," Marlene asked.

"Clover," Julien said, "my royal bodyguard…"

"Look out!" Private shouted.

"Whoa!" Marlene shouted.

"Wha…" I said as Chromeclaw's giant claw slammed into the side of the Zoo kart.

The kart went up and crashed on it's side knocking us across zoo. We all landed in front of Doris' place.

"Are you guys okay?" Doris asked.

"Oh sis," Blowhole said, "they are far from being okay."

"What's your sick and twisted plan this time blowhole!" Skipper shouted.

"Well it's quiet simply really help Karl destroy Julien while Karl helps me destroy you," Blowhole replied, "Kill two birds with one stone so to speak."

"But their seven of us," Julien said.

We all facepalmed at yet another example of Julien's stupidity.

"I can't believe this," Doris said, "don't drag the annoying lemur into this."

"I'm sorry he dragged himself into this," Blowhole replied, "Mr. double agent spy guy."

"Wait," Clover said, "Julien a spy?"

"It totally happened Clover so shut it!" Julien said.

"We were there!" Private said.

"I get that Blowhole exists…" Marlene said, "but Julien a double agent…please."

"Oh it happened," Blowhole replied, "it pains me to admit that…I Dr. Blowhole was defeated by an idiot!"

"I am not an idiot!" Julien said, "at least Karl agrees with me!"

"I will never understand why he views you as his equal," Blowhole muttered.

"I don't know who you are," Clover said, "but be warned that I can kill people forty five different ways with just my teeth."

We all stared at her in shock, "It's true," Mort said.

"Um…I don't want to stand by her anymore," Private said.

Blowhole looked at Clover with a fearful expression, "Anybody else have any disturbing secrets?" Skipper said.

"Well I'm a immortal universe traveler who absorbed other Morts…even though I find that weird," Mort said.

"That's…impossible," I said.

"Well Smart Mort can tell you all about it," Mort said.

"Who's smart mort?" I asked.

Mort drank a bunch of coffee and his demeanor changed complete, "Well," Mort said in a british accent as he put a monocle on his face, "my less intelligent self's description was quite accurate."

"What just happened?" Private said.

"Well young Private it is real simply," Smart mort said, "When my stupid self drinks coffee he turns into me. In theory I am one of the morts he absorbed during his travels across the multiverse."

We all looked at him like he was nuts, "You are aware of the multiverse aren't you," Smart Mort said, "considering all the alternate universe you been to..."

"We are well versed on the…multiverse," I said, "but there is no way Mort is a multiverse traveler."

"At some point during his travels he lost all memory of being a Mort absorbing multiverse traveler," he said.

"And…oh no! No!" Smart Mort said, "Not now! I'm not really to leave…"

Suddenly Normal Mort returned, "Um…so…what did I miss?"

"Wow…I'm never looking at Mort the same way again," I said.

"Oh by the way I absorbed my grannie," Mort

"You what!" we all shouted, "your own grandma!"

"Accidently," Mort said, "don't worry they all contained in my mind."

"I'll have to do an indepth look at your…"

"Trust me," Mort said, "You do not want to go in there."

"Just when I thought you lemurs couldn't get any crazier," Skipper said, "Any other secrets?"

Private looked at us with the most guilty expression, "Um…not that I know of…"

"Private?" I asked.

"I don't have any secrets Skipper," Private said.

"Coming from you?" Skipper said, "Mr. Tux…"

"I'm allowed to have secrets!" Private said, "Everybody else is allowed to have secrets!"

"One day Private your secret will come out and I will be there," Skipper said.

"Can we get back to the battle?" Blowhole asked.

Chromeclaw was impatiently waiting for orders when a familiar jet appeared. The jet fired a laser that took out Chromeclaw before it could react.

"Whoa," Clover said.

"Whoo!" Skipper shouted into Blowhole's face, "that's North Wind for you Sucker!"

Blowhole knocked Skipper off his face accidently activating the…"MINDJACKER!"

"Oh come on now!" Blowhole shouted as he pushed the device back into the control panel.

The North Wind's Jet landed and the North Wind exited the aircraft.

"Dr. Francis Blowhole," Classified said, "what a unpleasant surprise."

(end of Chapter three)