10:00 hours (10:00 A.M Eastern Standard Time)
(Skipper's POV)
"Dr. Francis Blowhole," Classified said, "what a unpleasant surprise."
"So who gave the distress signal," I said, "you don't still have those trackers do you?"
"Skipper we took them out remember," Kowalski said.
"Oh right," I said.
"What!" Classified said.
Eva gave classified the look, "Right…anyway," Classified said, "what I meant to say was that…nobody sent a distress signal."
"Oh," I said.
"Well you can't fly a giant blimp over New York," Short Fuse said, "without somebody noticing. Your lucky we got here first."
"Because the humans would probably do something stupid…like go nuclear" Classified said.
"You mean Nucular," I said.
"No I mean nuclear."
"Nuculer."
"Nuclear!" Classified said.
"Nuculer," I replied.
"Nu-cle-ar!" Classified said.
"Nu-cu-ler!" I replied.
"Nu-cle-ar!"
"Nu-cu-ler!"
"Nu-cle-ar!"
"Nu-cu-ler!"
"Enough!" Kowalski said.
"Nuculer," I replied.
"It's nuclear!" Classified shouted.
"Nuculer bomb"
"Nuclear bomb"
"Are you two done?" Blowhole replied.
"Yes," I said.
"Just about," Classfied said.
"Now where were we?" Blowhole said.
"Oh yes," Classified said, "Dr. Francis Blowhole! I highly suggest you surrender!"
"So who are these folks then?" Clover said.
"The North Wind," I replied, "these blowhards are an elite interspecies taskforce dedicated to…something or other."
Classified glared at me, "helping animals who can't help themselves."
"Nothing Breaks the Wind sucker!" Short Fuse.
Suddenly Karl's evil laughter filled the air, "Seriously!? That's what you went with?" Karl said.
"It's much more epic sounding in latin," Short Fuse replied, "Ventus Inter Aquilonem et non frangit."
"It sounds ridicious," Karl said.
"Stand aside cilivan," Classified said, "Super-villain arrests are no laughing matter."
Karl pulled out his laser gun, "You'll find that I am no cilivan…so this is the legendary North Wind I've been hearing so much about. Bit of a let-down if you ask me."
"Karl you do not want to attack them," Julien said.
"There arresting my business partner," Karl said, "they will not interfere with my plans to destroy the penguins and you!"
"Our plans!" Blowhole shouted.
"Oh sorry got a little carried away there," Karl said, "Now I won't kill you…"
"Not yet at least," Julien said.
"Do you have to ruin this Julien?" Karl said, "do you know how long I waited for this moment!"
"Well you can keep waiting Karl," Clover said.
"Ah Clover," Karl said, "I thought you went off to have your happily ever after? I guess sage's calm demeanor got to you finally."
"My personal life is none of your concern Karl," Clover said, "what is of your concern is that fact that…YOUR GOING DOWN KARL!"
"Ha!" Karl said, "I overpowered you in a second!"
"Yeah Karl did kick your butt Clover," Julien said.
"Not helping!"
"Maurice remember Pam," Julien said.
"Yes," Maurice said.
"And how she kicked Clover's butt," Julien said.
"That was one time!" Clover shouted.
"Who is this guy?" Eva said.
"How dare you?" Karl said, "do you not recognize the greatest evil mind on all of Madagascar? I am Karl!"
"Um," Classified said flipping thru a digital list, "we have a King Koto, and a Uncle King Julien and we have a Mary-Ann but I'm not seeing a Karl."
"Um yeah," Julien said, "I should probably mention his issues."
"Well growing up making poo coffee can do that to you," Karl said.
"Ew," Private said.
"Ah a bad guy with self-esteem issues," I said, "Now doesn't that sound familiar."
"I DO NOT HAVE SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES!" Blowhole shouted.
"You sure about that?" I asked.
"I will have my revenge," Blowhole said.
Suddenly Corporal fired off his stun gun knocking out Blowhole and Karl.
"We don't have much time…we need to get out of here," Classified said.
"Agreed," I said, "we have a king to return to Madagascar."
"Um…what?" Julien said.
"Your kingdom needs you Julien," Clover said, "because…um…King Stevie died."
"No," Julien said, "not Stevie! WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG!"
"Is that a good idea Skipper?" Kowalski asked.
"Right now Madagascar is the safest place for him," I replied.
"Okay we're escort your super-plane to…" Classified said as he noticed our expressions, "it got blown up…didn't it?"
"Yeah we're going to need a ride," I said.
Suddenly Karl started to stir, "Move! Move! Move!" I shouted as the seven of us and the North Wind ran into the jet.
"Hey what about me?" Marlene asked.
"Keep Zookeeper Alice from getting too suspicious."
"Besides I activated the holograms," Kowalski said. "you mean the ones even we lemur managed to break," Maurice said as the back door closed.
"Corporal plot a course to Madagascar!" Classified said as he got into his seat.
"Already plotting sir," Corporal said.
"Good," Classified replied as we took off.
Down below he could hear Karl shout, "Julien!" and we could also hear Blowhole say, "You may run but you can't hide pen-gu-wins!"
"Why does he say it like that," Classified said.
"Says that guy that says Pen-wings," I said.
"Fair point," Classified said.
Classified turn to Corporal, "is the plot coursed?"
"Plotted sir," Corporal said.
"Activate warp drive," Classified said.
Classified turned and gave me a wink, nice to know that they learned some tricks from us. Blowhole and Karl watched angrily as the North Wind's plane flew away…
(end of chapter four)
