Madagascar

Lemur Kingdom

(Julien's POV)

The North Wind guys dropped us off on the beach and flew away. Skipper claimed that they went off back to North Wind HQ on another more pressing mission. Skipper also told me that their leaving saving the world to North Wind for a while. He also said that until Blowhole and Karl shimmer down their going to stay here a while. With the Penguins and Clover in this kingdom I fell quiet safe. And much to my guest's and Maurice's dismay I declared a royal return party. My entire Kingdom was their and it looked like they need some cheering up. Stevie is dead but their true king is back.

"Hello my people!" I shouted.

"Where were you all these years!" Hector shouted.

"And way did you leave in the first place?" Willie asked.

"I lost my beverage and Mary-Anne," Horst shouted.

"So Julien," Xixi asked, "what are these spoils that you promised us?"

"Um," Julien said, "I'll get back to you on that."

"TODD!" Tammy shouted, "give Julien his return gift!"

"Yes mother," he replied as he started to dance.

"Um…thank you!" I said, "you can stop now."

"Todd!"

"I'm like twenty five now," Todd replied.

"So Julien," Butterfish asked, "are we going to start this return party or what?"

"Yes make the music so loud that the Fossa can hear it!" I shouted.

"We're all gonna die!" Willie shouted.

"And we're going to die happy!" I said.

"But King Stevie dead!" somebody said.

"Your original King is back my people!" I said.

"How are we going to get happy?" somebody asked.

"Come on our King is back! I think we should celebrate!" Ted said.

"I know exactly the song that will cheer everyone up!" I said.

"Oh no," Skipper said.

"Oh yes," I said, "alright! You there!"

"I like to!"

"And you over there," I said.

"You like to!"

"All together now!" I said.

"We like to…"

"Move it! We like to move it move it! We like to…Move it!"

"I like to move it move it! I like to move it move it," I sang, "You like to…"

"Move it!" the lemurs sang.

"All Girls All Over The World Original King Julien Pon Ya Case Man! I Love How All The Girls A Move Their Body And When Ya Move Ya Body Uno Move It Nice And Sweet And Sassy Alright! Woman Ya Cute And You Don't Need No Make-Up Original Cute Body Make A Man Mud Up Woman Ya Cute And You Don't Need No Make-Up Original Cute Body Make A Man Mud Up Woman! Physically Fit Physically Fit Physically, Physically, physically fit Woman! Physically Fit" I

I sang, "Physically Fit Physically, physically, physically, Physically Fit"

"I like to move it move it! I like to move it move it," I sang, "You like to…"

"Move it!" the lemurs sang.

"Stop!" I said, "Time to go old school…"

"What does he mean old school," Skipper said.

"Oh no," Clover said.

"Hang on to your socks," Maurice said.

"Horst!" Julien said.

"D-d-DJ Glitterbuns in the house…" Horst said.

This was followed by a airhorn sound and "It's an Invasion Snitches."

"It's time to go old school!" Horst said as he started the beat.

"Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly-fly-fly-fly-fly-fly-fly-fly, p-p-p-p-p-p-p PARTY!"

"Who's da king?"

"King Julien!"

"Who's da king?"

"King Julien!" I danced around as I started to sing, "Get down for the get down Everybody party with King Who?"

"King Julien!"

"King who?" I asked.

"King Julien!"

"Tonight will be forever" Ted sang, "Let's do King Julien Style!" ROOF! A sick slow motion beat filled the air and then sped up.

"Woah! Woah-oh!" Maurice sang.

"Y'all, tell me, who's da king?"

"Woah! Woah-oh!" everyone sang.

"All Hail King Julien!"

"Yes!" I shouted, "I am back baby!"

"So about those spoils?" Xixi asked.

"Why here's a taste of one of the songs I've discovered," Julien said.

"Oh no," Skipper said, "not that song!"

"Yes!" I said, ""EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! Everybody dance now Everybody dance now Give me the music Give me the music Everybody dance now Everybody dance now Yeah yeah yeah Everybody dance now yeah!"

"Yeah! yeah! yeah," I said. "get on the dance floor!"

Everyone got on the dancefloor, "yeah!" I said, "yeah! no! Yeah!"

"Yeah!" I sang, "Here is the dome, Back with the bass, The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time, On the mike with a dope rhyme, Jump to the rhythm jump jump to the rhythm jump."

"Yeah! yeah! yeah!" I said, "Everybody dance now!"

"Sweat! Come on let's sweat! Sweat. Sweat on the dancefloor!"

"Okay that's too much sweat…"

"could you please move it to the side…uh…clean up alsie four!"

"Pause, Back with the bass, The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time. Jump to the rhythm jump jump to the rhythm jump. Now get your body to the dance floor!"

"Da da da da! Make me feel right!" I said, "Da! Da! Da! Da! Da! Yeah!" "Da da da da! Make me feel right!"

"Da da da da da da da da da da da da"

"Da da da da da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da da da da da!"

"Da da da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da da da."

Skipper facepalmed while everyone else there was a huge explosion that killed the mood.

"We're all really gonna die!" Willie shouted as my subject went into a panic.

"So you returned to Madagascar nephew," my uncle said, "welcome back."

"Uncle King Julien?" Maurice asked.

"It okay everyone," I said, "he's fine."

"WE are not fine Julien," my uncle replied, "I was enjoying ruling this kingdom with fear…and then YOU decided to come back."

"I thought you turned good after you married Zora," I said.

"She belongs with me," Mort muttered.

"You see being good is…boring," he replied.

"Who is this guy?" Skipper asked.

"King Julien The Twelfth," he replied, "currently leader of the kingdom known as Feartopia."

"He's my…um…uncle," I said.

"You have an evil uncle?" Skipper said.

"And I thought Doris's family was dysfunctional," Private muttered.

"Understatement of the year," Kowalski replied.

"Stay out of this ice ducks," Uncle King Julien replied, "I have a score to settle."

"So how's Zora?" I asked.

"She ran off with some buff mountain lemur," Uncle King Julien said.

"You picked a terrible day to go back to evil," Clover said.

"Let just say your sister is very persuasive."

"Crimson," I said.

"Oh ju ju," she replied, "what a unpleasant surprise."

"So your still mad at me," I said, "you know about the…"

"Standing me up at on my wedding day," Crimson replied, "oh hello sis."

"Don't you sis me," Clover said.

"What's the matter did Sage dump you," Crimson said.

"Clover," I said, "contain yourself." Clover was shaking with rage and barely seemed to be able to contain it.

"Karl is going to be happy when I hand deliver you," Uncle King Julien said.

"You and what army?" Skipper said, "one highly trained lemur and four highly trained penguins. I rather like our odds…Kowalski what are they."

"100% change of pain," Kowalski said.

"You were supposed to give me good odds!" Skipper said.

"Oh that just taking into the account the Fossa army over there," Kowalski said.

"What!" Skipper shouted.

"What fossa army?" I asked.

"Um your majesty," Maurice said pointing to some bushes, "I think he means that fossa army."

"King Julien," a familiar voice said as a bunch of fossa emerged from the bushes.

"Mary-ann!" Horst shouted, "You came back!"

"We're all gonna die!" Willie shouted.

"Can he stop saying that!" Private shouted.

"I told you King Julien that I will get you for this!" Mary-ann shouted.

"Get me for what?" I said, "You not still mad about the chickens are you?"

"Yes," Mary-ann replied.

"So your all working for Karl," I said.

"I will never work for that backstabber ever again," Mary-ann replied.

"What is this…why are all my enemies returning!" I shouted.

"Well not all of them," Uncle King Julien replied.

Clemson suddenly dropped down from a tree, "Well, except the dead ones," he replied.

"Clemson!?" I shouted, "what are you doing here?"

"You forgot KJ I used to live here," Clemson replied, "In Madagascar."

"So why are you all here?" Clover asked nervously.

"You see it's not personal, "Uncle King Julien said, "but Karl is offering a reward for the person who hand delivers King Julien to him."

"Really?" The Croc ambassador replied, "How much is this reward?"

"OH come on the Crocodiles too!" I shouted.

"Wait a minute," Kowalski said, "If you help Uncle King Julien then he'll get the reward."

"I didn't think of that," the croc replied. "Yes I wonder if Karl will hand Julien's crown over to me," Clemson said.

"No he would hand it to me since I am in the line of Julien kings," Uncle King Julien replied.

"The Fossa need resources," Mary-ann replied, "Which is why I should hand deliver King Julien."

"That just an excuse to maul Karl," Uncle King Julien replied.

"Wait!" Crimson shouted, "that flightless bird is trying to turn us against each other!"

"Why would he do something like that?" The Croc Ambassador asked.

"Ha! Ha!" I shouted, "Who wants to capture me?"

"I do!" The croc shouted.

"No I do," Clemson said The Croc opened his mouth and shallowed Clemson.

"No It is supposed to be me!" Uncle King Julien shouted.

"It is the Fossa who shall capture King Julien and claim the bounty."

Suddenly I felt Clover grab me and rush me out of the kingdom "What I got this!" I said.

"Excellent work Kowalski with all this confusion we should be able to get away," Skipper said.

"Julien!" Uncle King Julien shouted, "What have you done! You can't hide forever!"

"Rico," Skipper said, "cause more confusion!"

Suddenly there was a loud explosion, "Not what I had in mind Rico," Skipper said.

"What ya gonna do?" Rico said.

"Come on your majesty," Clover said.

"But my people," I said.

They will leave them alone," Maurice said, "it's you there after."

"We need to go," Skipper said, "every second we're here puts your people in danger."

So with a heavy heart I left my Kingdom again as Uncle King Julien and company ransacked the place looking for me.

"Karl will pay for this your majesty," Clover replied.

Somehow that does not reassure me the way it usually does.

Meanwhile

Karl's Airship

(Karl's POV)

"What was that," Blowhole said, "that's the best this island's dark side has to offer?"

"Sadly it's true," I replied.

"Red One," Blowhole said, "who should I blame for this."

Red One pointed to the lobster next to him, "The bounty was his idea!"

"Huh?" the other lobster said.

"You could have sent me in," Parker said.

"I don't have anything to extra to pay you right now," Blowhole replied.

"I'm still getting paid for this right?" Parker said.

"Of course," Blowhole said, "I learned that lesson."

"Then that's all that matters."

"So is this guy loyal to you or your money?" I said.

"You wouldn't understand how paying minions work," Blowhole replied, "seeing that you have none."

"I used to have a…"

"A cockroach who you had a weird attachment to does not count," Blowhole replied.

How dare he insult the only real friend I ever had.

Blowhole turned his attention to the scapegoat, "since I'm blaming you…you get to pick how I punish you."

"Um…not the big boiling pot of water in the back?"

"Excellent idea!" Blowhole shouted as he threw him into a boiling pot of water.

"Now it's time to move on to the next step of our plan," Blowhole said, "the ambush…"

"Do we even know where they are?" I asked.

"No," Blowhole said, "but we do know where their going."

"And where is that?" I asked.

"They will evacuate the entire kingdom to the safest place on the island."

"And that is," I asked.

"The North Wind's Madagascar Safehouse," Hans replied.

(end of chapter five)