Outside the Lemur Kingdom
(Skipper's POV)
Everything had died down and Julien enemies were still looking in vain for Julien. I still can't believe that Julien has enemies. We were escorting King Julien to the only place on the island that was truly safe. The entire population of Julien's kingdom: Every lemur, bird, reptile, insect, aye-aye, and whatever the heck Timo is. Kowalski gave him some hard to pronounce local name and the difficult to understand scientific name. I don't do Latin and Greek. So I'm just going to refer to him as Timo. Julien meanwhile was babbling on about Bells that were snails, space monkey, mort hordes, body swaps, sirens, and other such nonsense.
"I think he may need to have an doctor evaluate him," Kowalski said.
"I will visit Dr. S after everything calms down," Julien replied.
Maurice turned to Julien and said "You mean the insane snake guy who does crazy experiments and practices medicine…"
Suddenly a Snake appears and dramatically shouts, "OUT OF A CAVE!" There was a flash of lighting after the snake said this.
"Oh hello Dr. S," Julien said.
"Mr. King Julien," the snake replied, "It's been years since your last annual physical."
"Yeah," Julien said, "I may need to schedule a look at my head."
"Hmm," Dr. S said, "your head would be perfect…on the body of a shark!"
"I thought you were done with the crazy experiments," Maurice said.
"What do you expect from a self-taught doctor who barely understands how to operate his own equipment and practices medicine… OUT OF A CAVE!"
"You sir are an insult to medical practice," Kowalski said.
And I thought Dr. Deranged was bad…this guy isn't even a real doctor.
I shudder and said, "alright lemur Kingdom keep moving! Julien enemies can't be too far behind!"
"Where are we going anyway," an overweight female lemur asked (how is that even possible?), "Todd can't walk long distances…can't you baby…TODD!" Urgh…it one of those overbearing stage moms.
"It time to go to work baby," her husband (who was also overweight) replied.
"Yo! Butterfish!" Julien said, "S'up! still eating well?"
"Haven't missed a meal," he replied.
"Don't worry citizens," I replied, "we're heading to the only true safe place on the island. Just stick with us, do try and keep up, and if you need to empty your bladders do so right now!"
"Who put you in charge?" a older and disgruntled lemur asked. What did Julien say his name was…Hector?
"Are we all gonna die?" another lemur…Willie I think.
Suddenly that reporter bird person appeared, "Skipper Xixi here…and the press has some questions…where exactly are we going."
"The North Wind's Madagascar safehouse," I replied, "the only safe place on this entire island."
"I have some more questions…"
Kowalski appeared, "I'm sorry but we're not answering any more questions until we arrive at our destination."
"Okay!" I shouted, "Private! Kowalski! Your with me at the front!"
"Aye Skipper," Kowalski said.
"We going to do a bang up job," Private said.
"Clover! Rico! I want you to guard the back of the group!" I shouted.
"Okay!" Rico shouted.
"On it!" Clover replied as she ran to the back of the group.
"Hey! Wait for me!" Rico shouted running after her.
"Alright!" I shouted, "keep moving! Karl and company can't be too far behind!"
"We will arrive at the safehouse shortly," Kowalski said.
"Keep calm and carry on!" Private said.
After a few moment of walking the safehouse came into sight, "Rico status report, over!" I said into my radio.
"Yah! Yah!" Rico said.
"Give me that!" Clover said, "All is clear, over."
"Roger that," I replied. "This is Clover over and out."
"Skipper," Kowalski said, "there's something wrong…I have a bad feeling…"
I pulled out a pair of binoculars and scanned the safehouse, "don't worry just your standard boring full service high-tech North Wind Safehouse," I said.
We were now standing in front of the doors with the group, "Kowalski you have the password North Wind gave us right?" I said.
"Right here," Kowalski said pointing to his head.
Kowalski entered the password and hit the door open button. The North Wind's theme song blared out of some speakers as the door opened. And standing in the doorway holding a weapon was…KARL!
"Karl!" Julien said.
"Surprised Julien?" Karl said.
"Ambush!" I shouted, "Run!"
"Oh this is going to be so much fun!" Karl said as he fired his weapon.
"We're all gonna die!" Willie shouted as laser beams flew through the air.
Karl was laughing evilly as he fired off his gun. The lemurs were now in a panic as we ran from the "safe" house. We only made it a few feet before running to blowhole and an army of lobsters.
"Going somewhere Pen-gu-wins?" Blowhole said.
"Yes actually," Kowalski said pulling out the space-time teleport.
"Oh no you don't," Blowhole replied as he pushed a button.
"MINDJACKER!"
"I told you to get me the primary scooter!" Blowhole shouted, "this is the backup!"
"What," Red one said, "they both look the same…"
Blowhole pushed another button and a energy field surrounded the island. The energy field was visible for a brief second before becoming invisible.
"Anti-teleport field," Blowhole replied, "You can't teleport out…and your allies can't teleport in."
"Blast he's learning from his past defeats," Kowalski said, "Also….ALWAYS GET THE GOOD STUFF!"
"Are we still gonna die?" Willie asked.
"Would you stop saying that!" Private shouted.
"Sorry…can't help it…" Willie said, "WHEN WE"RE GOING TO DIE!"
"Nobody is going to die!" I shouted.
"Not yet at least," Karl said.
"AH!" Willie shouted as he got into more a panic.
"Will you shut up!" Hector shouted.
"Yes Willie shut up," Julien's evil uncle replied.
"UNCLE KING JULIEN! AH!" Willie shouted as he ran into the forest.
"Mary-Ann!" Blowhole shouted, "destroy them all! Also lobsters ATTAAACK!"
Suddenly an army of lobsters and fossa charged at us. Parker meanwhile was standing next to blowhole.
Blowhole turned to his employee, "Well…don't just sit there!"
"You told the lobsters to attack," Parker said.
"Useless!" Hans shouted as he added his own laser weapon to the battle.
Clover, the team, and I got into battlestance as I shouted out orders.
"Kowalski take parker!"
"Private, Rico, Clover! Deal with those fossa!"
"The Puffin is mine!" I shouted as I tackled Hans.
"No fair I wasn't ready!" Hans shouted.
Hans picked up a fish but I quickly lasered the head off, "You still have that thing," Hans said, "one of these days you shoot somebodies eye out with that thing!"
"WE are done with fish-fights!" I shouted as I tackled him again.
"These lobsters are weak," Clover said as she easily took out lobster after lobster, "do you seriously battle this guy all the time!"
"That's kind of how arch-enemies work," Private said.
"Yeah," Rico said.
"Wait! Don't fight me my healthcare coverage hasn't kicked in yet," a lobster said, "fight him!"
"Red Twenty seven!" the other lobster said, "my healthcare coverage hasn't kicked in yet either."
Rico just rolled his eyes and took out both of them.
"Newsflash Parker!" Kowalski shouted as he exchanged punches with parker, "Doris is with me!"
"Really?" Parker said as he kicked Kowalski in the face, "why would you think that I care."
"You were a worst boyfriend for Doris then Pete the manatee!" Kowalski shouted, "and he was ugly on the inside too!"
"Oh yeah?" Parker said, "one day she's going to leave you for someone hipper again!"
Kowalski roared in rage and kicked parker in the face.
Private was surrounded by lobster, "well this hardly seem fair?" Private fired off his hypercute knocking all the lobster out, "Told ya it wasn't fair!"
Rico and Clover were dealing with the fossa. Rico hacked up some nunchucks and started hitting his way through the fossa.
"FOSSA Hungry! Fossa eat!"
"EAT MY FOOT!" Clover shouted as she kicked and punched her way through the fossa.
"Somebody kill that lemur!" Mary-ann shouted, "or I'm sending you back to that fool who calls himself a king!"
Rico returned his nunchucks to his gut and hacked up his favorite Bazooka. This stopped all the fossa in there tracks.
"I'mgonnakickyouintheface!" Kowalski said kicking Mary-Ann in the face.
"Banzai!" Rico shouted as he charged at the Fossa.
While Rico and Clover blasted, kicked, and punched there way through the fossa, Kowalski turned his attention back to Parker. I took out Hans with the omega boom and then turned my attention to Blowhole. I jumped up and tried to use my corkscrew move but Blowhole caught me and threw me to the ground.
"Enough!" Blowhole shouted, "I shall destroy you with the…"
"MEGA-CHROMECLAW!"
"The mega…wha…what?" Timo said.
"A mutant lobster with a metal claw," Kowalski said, "that has apparently been super-sized."
"It can't be that much bigger than the regular Chromeclaw…" I said.
"How about 90ft tall foolish pen-gu-wins," Blowhole said.
"Oh," Kowalski said, "That's big."
"Okay," Clover said, "where is this giant lobster."
A giant metal claw slammed into the ground next to Clover, "Oh come on!" Clover said as she looked up.
The Mega-Chromeclaw let out a giant roar that sent any lemur who wasn't already panicking into a panic.
"To quote Willie," Ted said, "We are definitely going to die!"
"We're all gonna die!" Willie shouted.
"There are no walkways to knock into this one!" Blowhole shouted.
"Yes," Kowalski said, "but we do have the ariel attack option."
"Sorry Kowalski," Blowhole said, "But your mind must be going… your super-plane is gone…and Pen-gu-wins can't fly."
"Who says penguins can't fly?" Kowalski said as The Super-Plane appeared above us.
"What I destroyed that!" Karl said, "How many times do I have to destroy the same stupid super-plane!"
Kowalski looked at Karl with a smile, "You destroyed the Backup Super-plane…the primary Super-plane was in the secondary vehicle hanger."
"You could have told us that earlier," Private said.
"What…RED ONE you said that their plane was not in the secondary hanger!" Blowhole said.
"Actually that was Red two's job," Red one said, "plus I was distracted by you wanting to freeze sound…again. Which by the way is still…"
Blowhole glared at Red One who quickly shut up.
"You should have seen the look on your face!" Kowalski said.
"Fire missiles!" I shouted.
The missiles fired destroying the Mega-chromeclaw and causing everyone to stop.
"Fall back!" Blowhole shouted as the entire army fell back.
"Good run!" I shouted.
"This isn't running away," Blowhole said, "this is…how do you put it…a strategic retreat!"
"And Mort," Karl said as Blowhole's forces retreated, "Say hello to a certain murderous warlord for me."
Karl then fired a white laser at Mort, "What was that?" Mort said.
"Oh," Karl said, "you see…for he is returning!"
"Who!" I shouted. Karl's only response was to laugh evilly as he ran off.
"Oh no," Mort said, "Not him! Anything but him!" Mort the clutched his head and started to shake uncontrollably.
"Mort!" Maurice shouted, "FIGHT IT!"
"Oh," Timo said, "according to my notes…this is not good."
"Some kind of Evil brain science?" Kowalski said.
"That beam seem to brought a certain violent personality mort absorbed to the surface," Timo said,
"Mort is currently fighting for control of his mind…and losing."
"But who's winning?" I asked.
"Oh no," Kowalski said pulling out a scanner, "this other Mort trapped inside Mort has evil-energy readings that are off the charts!"
Suddenly there was a blast of energy that knocked us all off our feet. Blast it! that stupid willie's conclusion just might be correct…we're all gonna die. Also…CURSE YOU MORT!
(end of chapter six)