Near North Wind "Safe" house

(Kowalski's POV)

We quickly recovered from the explosion to find that most of the lemurs had ran off.

"To the beach!" Julien shouted as he was carried away on his throne.

"Julien you idiot!" Clover shouted.

We quickly turn our attention to Mort to find someone else standing there. It was Mort but it also wasn't our harmless stupid mouse lemur friend. This Mort has a Mongolian-style helmet, a moustache, and was holding a giant spiky club.

"After all these years," He said in a Mongolian-like accent, "I am finally free from the prison that was THE MORT's mind…No-one can stop the KHAN!"

"Mort?" Private said.

"THERE IS NO MORT!" he shouted swinging his club, "ONLY MORTICUS KHAN!"

Skipper quickly grabbed Timo by the neck, "TALK YOU! Who is that! And way does he look like Genghis Khan!"

Timo coughed and speaking rapidly said, "That's Morticus Khan the supreme warlord leader of the Mortverse and the ruthless commander of the Mort horde."

"And this universe will be conquered and stripped!" Morticus Khan replied, "Now where is King Julien!"

"Evil Mort defeat options" Skipper asked.

I quickly drew a picture of the feet, "There is one thing that no Mort in the multiverse could resist," I said.

I held the picture of the feet in front of Morticus, "The Feet Morticus! The feet compel you! The Power of the Feet compels you!"

Morticus Khan swing his club sending me flying, "The FEET shall not DEFEAT me again!" He shouted.

"But how…Mort is obsessed with Julien's feet."

"I freed myself of the feet's influence long ago," Khan replied, "and now all that Mort Essence that this Mort absorbed is all mine!"

"Be warned Morticus," Skipper said, "I studied the military theories and tactics of the great General Shinjin!"

"Ah the mighty warrior who banished me to the Mortverse," Morticus replied, "if you studied his theories of war…then you are a mighty adversary Iceduck!"

The Super-Plane hovered above us it's pilot unsure of his next action.

Morticus Khan looked up the plane and said, "But you will not use your acursive technology against me!"

"Right no technology," I said, "Rico! Stand down!"

"Aw!" Rico said lowering his favorite flamethrower.

Morticus Khan swung his club threateningly as he spoke, "where is his legendary sword."

"Rico! Sword of General Shinjin!" Skipper said.

Rico hacked up the sword of General Shinjin and handed it to Skipper.

"General Shinjin! I summon thy!" Skipper shouted.

Shinjin appeared and glared at Morticus Khan, "Morticus Khan my old foe! We meet again!"

"You seem more died then when we last met general," Morticus replied.

The ghostly snow monkey grabbed his sword and said, "MORTICUS KHAN! I HEREBY BANISH YOU TO THE DIMENISONAL PRISON KNOWN AS THE MORTVERSE!"

"Then Mort will be trapped there as well," Morticus Khan replied.

"THEN RELEASH YOUR HOLD ON MORT'S…"

"You talk to much!" Morticus shouted as a blast of yellow energy shot out.

"Ah!" Shinjin said, "I see you absorbed more Mort essence."

Shinjin shot Morticus with a blast of green energy that I instantly recognized as Chi.

But it the attack seem to make Morticus stronger, "Ha! Ha! The power of chi is no match for the power of Essence!"

"Now how about a taste of your own medicine," Morticus Khan said, "NOTHING STOPS THE KHAN! NOT EVEN YOU!"

"Oh, no," Shinjin said.

"KAWATTU!" Morticus Khan shouted as he blasted Shinjin with his own finisher!

"GENERAL!" Skipper shouted.

As Shinjin and his sword was blast out of existence the general had one last message, "MORTICUS KHAN YOU JUST SEALED YOUR DEFEAT!" And Shinjin was gone.

"Morticus remember our deal where I wouldn't use our technology," Skipper said.

"YES?" Morticus Khan said turning to Skipper.

"Deal over!" Skipper shouted before looking up to The Super-Plane, "DEPLOY SECRET WEAPON!"

"Secret weapon," I said, "wait…NO YOU CAN"T DEPLOY THAT!"

"Deploy what?" Private said.

"Private the boys back at PAAT(penguins against alien threats) developed a weapon designed to destroy ultra-powered beings…like for example…KAI!" Skipper said.

Suddenly a strange gun similar in design as Blowhole's time gun descended from The Super-Plane's weapon bay. A blast similar in color to Kai's energy blasts fired blasting Morticus Khan across the island.

"Yes! It worked!" Skipper shouted as the weapon fell off The Super-Plane and crashed to the ground.

"It was in the middle of being properly equipped when Karl attacked," I said, "it was only 50% secure."

"Oh so now you tell me," Skipper said with a roll of an eye.

"YOU IDIOTS!" Clover shouted, "do you have any idea what you just did!"

"Defeat Morticus Khan," Skipper replied.

"YOU BLASTED HIM IN THE DIRECTION OF THE ISLAND WHERE MORTICUS KHAN'S ARMY LIVES!"

"Oh…" I said.

Rico hacked up a battered omni-view and turned it on revealing the lemurs safe on the beach.

It also revealed Morticus Khan surrounded by an army of Morts who were all bowing and chanting, "Mort! Mort! Mort!"

"Kowalski analysis," Skipper said.

I pulled out my new calculator and said, "don't worry he's days away we wouldn't have to…"

Suddenly as if the plot required instantaneous teleportation of the enemy a loud horn could be heard in the not so distant distance.

"Oh come on!" I shouted.

"CURSE YOU UNIVERSE!" Skipper said, "no actually I take that back universe…CURSE YOU MULTIVERSE!"

"CURSE YOU SCIENCE!" I shouted.

"CURSE YOU KARL!" Clover shouted.

Rico the world-class psychopath just looked at all of us like we were crazy.

"We didn't contract that weird…make us crazy like Rico virus…did we?" Private said.

"We did not eat any 100 year old fish lately," I said calming down, "so we're good."

"Kowalski! Options!" Skipper shouted.

I turned to Timo," Timo! Options!"

"We don't have time for options!" Clover shouted as a horn sounded again much closer this time.

I scoffed at the lemur, "There's always time for options!"

Timo took out a…robot head, "I might be able to use Mom-bot to get into Mort's brain again…"

The robot head spoke up, "But Timo…I don't think Morticus Khan would let us get close to him…"

"I think I have a solution for that," I said producing the Mindjacker, The Psychotron, the mind-switching machine, a VR headset, and a portable version of The Dream-o-Vision.

"How will jacking his memories, reading his mind, switching minds with him, playing a virtual reality game, and looking at his dreams gonna help us," Skipper asked.

"Well I could use components from all of these machines plus some computing power from Timo's robot over there," I explained, "I might be able build a machine that will enable me to enter Mort's mind and free him from his subconscious!"

"Wow!" Timo said, "that might actually work!"

"Science knows no boundaries when great minds meet!" I replied.

"Kowalski," Skipper said, "we're hold off the Mort army while you work on your…"

"Mindenterer!" I exclaimed.

"Needs work," Timo said.

"It's a working title…I'm sure we'll come up with something better!"

"You better not start the somethinginator-inator thing!"

"Why would I need to use inator twice?" I asked, "IMPROPER ENGLISH!"

"Considering that you can't read," Skipper replied oh solid burn Skipper.

"Hear they come!" Clover said as the Mort horde appeared within eyesight.

And then they blew their…butthorns? Oh come on that disgusting! But then again it does kind of fit on this crazy island. Just when we think we understand Madagascar we discover that we only scratched the crazy weird surface.

"Destroy everything in your path!" Morticus Khan shouted as the horde started to mow down everything with their teeth…trees, vegetation, insects…

"Oh that's just great!" Skipper said, "a unstoppable vicious army of Morts that eats everything in sight!"

"There's a reason the Mortverse is lifeless," Timo replied.

"TIMO! Kowalski get working on that device!" Skipper shouted as Rico hacked up weapons and The Super-Plane readied it's weapons.

(end of Chapter Seven)