The Beach

(Skipper's POV)

The six of us and Mort walked out of the forest and onto the beach. Julien was too busy partying with the other lemurs to notice.

"Ringtail!" I shouted, "what are you doing!"

"Oh come on!" Julien said, "your going to interrupt my parties here too!"

"You want Karl to find us!" I shouted.

"Oh that is very much my intention!" Julien said, "LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU KARL?"

"What! are you mad?" Clover said, "wait…don't answer that."

"That's the stupidest plan I ever heard," Kowalski said.

"Your just jealous that I came up with that genius plan and you did not," Julien said.

"IT'S NOT A GENIUS PLAN!" Kowalski shouted, "It doesn't take a genius, like me, to see that your not a genius!"

"How daring of you!" Julien said, "I am the smartest lemur king to ever live!"

"No," Clover said, "that's your uncle."

Julien crossed his arms, "at least Karl has the sense to recognize my genius!"

"Well that's probably because he's insane!" Maurice shouted.

Suddenly Clover's tail started to twitch, "Are you okay?" Kowalski said.

"Of course I'm okay," Clover said.

"Your tail is twitching!" Kowalski said.

"My tail is twitching…" Clover said, "MY TAIL IS TWITCHING! Julien! We're in danger!"

"What?" Julien said, "are you sure?"

"The tail twitch doesn't lie your majesty," Clover said, "there's danger near by."

"Oh come on!" Kowalski said, "I get Skipper's Gut Instinct! But a tail that senses danger! Come on!"

"Actually," I said looking into the distance, "my gut concurs with her tail."

"What!" Kowalski shouted, "how can you tell!"

"Oh," I said, "Probably that army of Fossa!"

"Fossa?" Kowalski said, "what Fossa!"

"Fossa Hungry! Fossa eat!" The fossa chanted as they approached.

Private looked over at the lemurs, "I'm surprised that Willie guy isn't shouting…"

"WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Willie shouted.

I grabbed Willie by the shoulders and said, "Stop it with the we're all gonna die already!"

"But we're all gonna…"

"If you ever say that again I will have Rico personally shut you up…" I said.

"Permanently," I added ominously, "Do you comprende?"

"Y-yes…" Willie said.

"Excelente…" Skipper said, "now nobody is going to die! Not on my watch!"

"Skipper!" Private shouted as I released Willie, "That smart fossa is here!"

"Mary-ann!" Horst shouted, "I saved you a drink!"

"Quiet!" Mary-ann shouted, "Lemurs of Madagascar! Your worst nightmare has come true! You are now all citizens of Feartopia! Presenting your new Ruler! The worst lemur in the history of the world with the worst laugh in all of Madagascar! UNCLE KING JULIEN!"

"Thank you for the intro," Julien's Uncle replied, "now welcome to Feartopia."

"Uncle?" Julien said.

"Hello Nephew."

Willie looked ready to faint, "We're all…" One crazy look from Rico shut him up before he could finish that dreaded sentence.

"Wait why isn't Julien's dad Julien the twelfth."

"His father is even more incompetent then he is!" Uncle King Julien replied.

"Okay UKJ," Julien said, "your going down…back to Feartopia! In the IRON BOOTY!"

"Wait you don't remember," He said, "you destroyed it!"

"Oh," Julien said, "yeah it was no match for the power of the booty!"

"He wouldn't stop talking about that defeat for months," Crimson replied in her slow British accent.

"Blimey," Private said, "Why does Julien have better enemies then we do?"

"Private," I said, "you still haven't face ALL of our enemies yet."

"They can't be any worst then The Chinstrap Sisters…"

"NEVER mention those two ever again," I replied.

"Let's just say that we have old enemies…cough…of Skipper…cough…that have yet to return to enact revenge," Kowalski said.

"Yes enemies that have played a longer long game than Blowhole…or Karl for that matter."

"Um…Fossa!" Maurice shouted, "that are going to eat us!"

"Oh right," I said, "Rico!"

Rico laughed like a lunatic and hacked up his favorite bazooka. The Fossa instantly stopped as Rico cocked his weapon.

"Well," Mary-ann said, "Don't just sit there…Destroy them!" The fossa just look at her blankly.

"Ugh…" Mary-ann said, "Fossa Eat!"

"Fossa hungry," the Fossa said, "Fossa eat"

"I should have increased their intelligence," Mary-ann muttered.

"Deploy secret weapon," I said.

Rico sprayed cheesy dibble dust in the fossa's eyes, "Ah! Fossa blind! Fossa Confused!" the Fossa shouted.

"ROAR!" Everything stopped as Alex the Lion appeared.

"What is HE doing here?" Private asked.

"I thought I told you that is is my tuff," Alex said.

"Did you really think They fall for that again?" Mary-ann said, "Not with my intelligence in control of this tribe. And The fear he instills in them."

Uncle King Julien for his part chuckled evilly.

And then the Fossa ran away anyway, "No you fools!" Mary-ann shouted, "get back here!"

"Actually," Alex said as a huge shadow appeared over him, "I don't think it's me there afraid of."

A loud buzzing caused by a multitude of propellers filled the air causing us to turn around. Approaching us from above was Karl's Victorian airship moving slowly toward us.

"Kowalski," I said, "Superblimp options?"

"Um…" Kowalski said, "we're all going to die."

"What he gets to say it!?" Willie angrily shouted.

"Well it's been fun," Alex said, "goodbye!" Alex held out the space-time teleport and teleported away.

"Well that was a macguffium," Kowalski said, "and no not Macguffium 249."

"What's Macguffium 249?" Clover said.

"Don't ask," I said.

"Kowalski I'm going to ask you again…OPTIONS!" I said, "and no we're not going to die!"

"Um…actually," Kowalski, "odds are that if anyone is going to die…it's Private."

"What?" Private said.

"Really," I said.

"The odds are double since we in Madagascar."

"Great," Private muttered.

"Options!" I shouted. "we need to take out that super-blimp."

"foolish pen-gu-wins," Blowhole said, "that's the backup plan…now what I got planned for you is a certain invention I like to call…"

"CHROMECLAW!"

"I really need to fix these buttons," Blowhole said.

"MINDJACKER!"

"DIABOLIZER"

"BAD TIDINGS"

"RING OF FIRE!"

"Oh come on," Blowhole said, "the right button got to be in here…"

"Plunger! MACGUFFIUM! CONFETTI CANNON!"

"MINDBASHER!"

"ORBITAL DEATH RAY REMOTE!"

"TIME RAY!"

"DEVOVLER!"

"INDORAPTOR CONTROL GUN!"

"Ah!" Blowhole said, "found it!"

"DARK ENERGY CANNON!"

A black gun was launched into Blowhole's flippers and he aimed it at us, "Dark Energy cannon?" Kowalski said.

"Yes the cosmic energy that wants to rip stuff apart!" Blowhole replied.

Blowhole fired it at a rock which was then ripped apart all the way down to the atomic level.

"Now It will rip you apart!" Blowhole said, "it's a smaller version of the dalek's reality bomb 3.0."

"What does that mean?" Clover asked.

"How do you think being ripped apart will feel," Kowalski said.

"Oh that bad eh," Clover said.

"My last ditch plan to stop you," Blowhole said, "though logically my other plans were based on science…yet they failed…my plans don't usually fail this badly. It's completely illogical!"

"This is Madagascar after all," Kowalski said, "where logic goes to die!"

"Good thing dark energy doesn't run on logic!" Blowhole replied aiming his weapon…

(end of chapter nine)