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Author's Note's: So we're still beating around the bush here, but don't lose hope! This isn't some Porn without a plot people! As always I thank you for reading, please enjoy!

(The Next day!)

[Location: Bus Stop]

'Okay Dib today everything goes back to normal!' He thought to himself, as he got onto the bus. "Hey everyone I saw Big Foot last night!" He screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Dib sit down and stop being so weird!" Zita exclaimed.

"Yeah stop being so crazy!" Trina shouted.

"Yes that's right!" Dib exclaimed. "I am Crazy!"

"Dib sit down before I exchange you for a wereskunk!" Gaz growled.

Dib sat down in his usual seat, smiling widely! "Isn't this great Gaz?" he exclaimed. "Everyone hates me again!"

"And you're happy?" Gaz asked.

"No I'm miserable!" Dib said happily. "And that's great, because it's how I usually am!"

Gaz shook her head. "Whatever."

"Yes!" Dib exclaimed at her reaction. "Everything is as it should be!" Or so he thought.

"Morning Dib." Everyone on the bus seemed to freeze in shock as Zim sat down beside Dib... IN THE SAME SEAT!

"Did, did you just call me Dib?" Dib asked dumbly.

"Why yes I did." Zim smirked wickedly. "That is your name isn't it?"

"But you never call me that!" Dib exclaimed. "And we don't sit together!"

Gaz laughed at his misery. "So much for a normal day." she teased.

"Oh I'm sorry Dib." Zim said, his evil smile growing impossibly wider. "But if you wanted things to stay normal. Than you shouldn't have crossed that line yesterday."

And just like that Dib's quest for normal went out the window. Dib bit his lip, just being near him was enough to get him nervous.

"Why do look so tiered Dib?" Zim asked. "Did you not sleep, Afraid to have another one of those dreams?"

Dib blushed, as their bus mates begin to whisper. In all honesty he had not slept the night before, and it was for that very reason, he didn't want to have another erotic dream of Zim. "Zim please don't do this." he whispered.

"You started it." Zim warned. "Besides, I like you better this way." he admitted. "So nervous, and unsure."

"This won't stop me from exposing you." he whispered.

"Oh?" Zim's brow rose. "But don't you see Dib, it already has."

He knew the Irken was right, for nearly four weeks now Dib had done nothing to expose Zim, he avoided his enemy, and stayed out of his way. "You'll see!" Dib argued. "Everything goes back to normal today!"

"Nope." Zim mused. "This is the new normal Dib, and I assure you it's about to get a lot worse."

Dib gulped, he didn't like the sound of that, not one bit. Zim had that look on his face, the one that meant everything was going exactly how he wanted it to. Dib was already playing right into his sick little game. 'No everything goes back to normal!' He declared to himself. "Zim's an Alien!" He screamed.

"Not this again." Zita said. "Honestly Dib the guy saved your life and this is how you repay him?"

Dib bit his lip feeling guilty for a moment, Zim had rescued him, but he was still the enemy.

"It's okay Zita." Zim said. "Dib's in denial, he wants to pretend nothing happened, but it did! Didn't it Dib?"

Dib turns scarlet red, but still manages to glare Zim down. "You'll see Zim, this plan of yours will fail, just like all the rest!"

Zim simply snickered, and said. "Not this time worm, this time I have you right where I want you!" The bus pulls into the school, and the doors open. The bus begins to empty, but Zim refuses to move out of Dib's way.

"Move Zim!" Dib snapped.

"No, I want to give you something first." Zim said waiting for the bus to empty completely.

"Zim I said-" Dib froze as Zim's lips collided with his briefly, his eyes widen.

"Have a great day Dib." Zim whispered, before he turned to leave.

Dib stood frozen on that bus for several minutes, even after Zim was long gone. That Green lizard had kissed him! AGAIN! Dib couldn't help but lick his lips, they tasted like Zim. Oh god he knew how Zim tasted!

"Hey kid you going to get off the bus or what?" The bus driver asked.

Dib turned another shade of red. Had he seen? Oh God the driver's pale face told the whole story, HE HAD! Dib turns another shade of red, and races off the bus and into the school, he wanted to get away, but how could he? He and Zim, had first period together!

Dib zoomed down the hall, and into the nearest bathroom where he imminently splashed water on his face. "This can't be happening!" He whispered, placing both hands on the sink for support. But it was! Zim was using his own hormones against him! And worse of all: It was working! Dib could feel the tightness in his pants growing, his palms sweating, his mouth watering. He knew this was bad, but it wasn't like he could turn off his hormones! "What am I going to do?" he whispered.

On any normal day, Dib would have had the answer in a heartbeat, but for the first time ever he had no idea what he was going to do next!

And that fact scared him… A lot!

[Back with Zim...]

The look on his enemy's face when he left was so priceless, that Zim couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably as he walked down the hall of the high school. Never in all their years of rivalry had Zim seen his enemy so poled! With a single kiss to the lips, he practically brought the little worm to his knees.

'This is going to be a lot easier than I thought.' Zim admitted to himself. Still he knew sooner or later Dib would grow immune to his kisses. Yes, the Irken knew that he would have to steadily pick up the tempo on this little game of theirs. This of course brought a certain danger into question, if the Tallest ever found out about this little taboo of his he could be ruined! Still all other plans had failed, and now that he finally he had results.

Zim was willing to risk punishment for taking part in such forbidden acts, after all an Invader had to be willing to do anything for the sake of the mission. Even if it meant fraternizing with the enemy! Zim chuckled finally he had a full proof plan, and with Dib running around like a chicken with its head cut off; nothing would stand in his way.

Zim was finally going to win… And nothing could stop him now!

Chapter End Notes

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