Chapter Notes

Disclaimers: I do not own Invader Zim

Author's Note's: Hi guys, I know some of you were expecting a sex scene in the last chapter, and I totally disappointed you! But I promise, its coming!

JUST NOT IN THIS CHAPTER! HA HA HA!

[Back with Zim...]

(Zim's House...)

He was about to venture into uncharted territory.

It had taken Zim hours to find anything on Irken mating, their race hadn't done it in so long he himself, had no idea where to begin. Honestly with it being Taboo he was surprised he found anything on the subject at all. 'Irken males can secrete a slick, sweet tasting substance from the tips of their lekku.' Zim read to himself. 'This substance is used to eliminate any pain from the mating experience. It works like a drug to allow the mate to only feel pleasure, it is also known to intensify the need to mate…Warning: A male should chose his mate wisely, for once the chosen mate has ingested the substance the ingestor will never stop wanting the owner of said substance...'

"So I do have some kind Alien heat drug…" Zim said out loud in wonder. "Perhaps I can use this substance to make the Dib more cooperative."

"Sir if you do this there is no going back." The Brain interrupted him. "If the Tallest find out, or worse if HE finds out-"

"Enough computer!" Zim snapped. "I have exhausted every other avenue with this child. Besides being reduced to a lowly little sex slave happens to be one of the greatest insults as far as humans are concerned."

"You're risking too much, and for what? A planet the Tallest don't even want!" The Computer Brain lectured.

"The Tallest simply do not see how valuable the planet is, but I know its worth, and soon they will too! I just have to tame that annoying Earth monkey, and all will be as it should be!"

"Sir…" The Computer Brain pauses as Zim reaches for his left antenna and begins to rub it with his fingers. Zim moans, almost instantly.

"Wow this…this actually feels kind of good." He admitted purring slightly.

"Master this won't end well, we stopped such acts for a reason." The Computer Brain tried to reason with him. "It's distracting, and disgusting!"

Zim was no longer listening, he was too busy lost in the feeling of pleasure, rubbing his antenna had created. 'This isn't so bad.' He realized, 'I wouldn't mind someone doing this to me.' He admitted to himself. He purred more loudly this time as pink substance began to leak from the tip of his lekku, he continued to rub it as he reached for a vile with his other hand. He then used the test tube to collect as much of the substance as possible. He wasn't sure if it would affect Dib the same way, but if it did then theoretically it would turn him into putty at his feet.

Zim smiled. "Yes this will surely render him defenseless!" he said holding the test tube up for all to see. "All I have to do is get him to ingest it!"

"Yes, because he'll totally eat anything you give him!" The Computer Brain said sarcastically.

"No you're right, he wouldn't, plus I don't know if this will actually work." Zim looked to his clock. The Time 7:30 PM flashed back at him. "Say it's about Dinner time at the Dib's now!" Zim exclaimed. "Computer I'll be out, don't wait on me!"

The Computer Brain simply watched him go, without uttering a word, after all there was only so many warnings a brain could make!

(Dib's House...)

"Dib come eat your stupid dinner!" Gaz screamed up the stairs, than after pausing she said. "Don't worry Dad isn't home anymore!" Her last sentence seemed to hit home, as seconds later Dib is mopping down the stairs.

"I'm not really hungry," he admitted sitting down at the table.

"I don't care." Gaz hissed, she's too busy yelling at him to notice the robotic spider that is dumping a pink looking substance all over Dib's meal. "But if dad finds out you starved to death he'll kill me!" She says grabbing the plate, and placing it before her brother.

Dib took a spoonful, and bit into it, half-heartedly. His eyes widen "Wow Gaz this is great! What's in it?"

"What I usually put in my spaghetti meals." Gaz answered.

"Well you did something different because this taste better than usual." Dib said, wolfing it down. His food, tasted almost sweet, but not in an over powering way. "Did you put sugar in it or something?"

"No Why?" Gaz asked.

"Mine seems sweet." Dib told her.

"Maybe the tomato I used for yours was too ripe." Gaz said thoughtfully.

"Maybe…" Dib agreed. "Well no matter it tasted good!" he said finishing his plate.

"Okay whatever." Gaz said, giving him her famous you're annoying me look.

"Well I think I'm going to go back to my room." Dib said with a yawn. "Good night Gaz."

"You can't avoid dad forever Dib." Gaz warned. "Those university guys are coming whether you want them to or not."

"I know." Dib said, starting up the stairs. "But I can't deal with dad's 'I wish my son was more like me.'

Bull right now!"

"Fine." Gaz said giving in. "Good night Dib." "Night" Dib mumbled, and retreated to his room.

Zim watched from outside his enemy's bedroom window in utter disappointment, as the Earth monkey stripped off his shirt, and tucked himself into bed. "Well that was a waste of my time." He sighed. "Maybe it doesn't work on humans." He shrugged. "Well back to square one." He said before using his PAK legs to climb back own to the ground, and towards his base.

Dib moaned, in his sleep, as his dreams begun to twist into something more heated. Dib moans loudly as his enemy grinds up against his naked body once again. He's had this dream, before, but he doesn't try to end it, doesn't force himself to wake up! Their bodies are exposed, unclothes, as the two enemies grind up against each other on Dib's bed! It's sickening, and yet Dib groans, and begs for more. "Zim please stop teasing me."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready." Zim said firmly, but there was laughter in his eyes. He was enjoying this!

Dib squirmed beneath him, wanting more.

"You love being mine don't you Dib." Zim whispered in his ear.

Dib doesn't answer, but he doesn't need to; they both already know... He did love it, he loved the thrill of doing naughty things with this monster. "Zim please." He moaned.

"Well since you asked so sweetly." Zim mused. "I'll put you out of your misery." And with those words fresh on Dib's mind, the Irken lined his member up with the boy's entrance, and thrust all the way in.

Dib moans loudly, both in his dream, and real life, as his enemy thrusts in and out of him mercilessly. He screams as the pleasure builds up inside of him. "Zim I'm so close…" he whispers. "Please make me-" he doesn't finish the sentence before he's coming violently, moaning his enemy's name loudly.

Zim's climax soon follows.

Dib groans loudly as the alien's seed fills him. "More!" he whispers.

The Irken chuckles. "Good boy…"

Dib jumps up in his bed, his member is impossibly hard, he moans. "Why can't I stop dreaming about him?" he screamed, trying to get up, only to fall back down on the bed. He cursed silently, he was too needy to move, he closed his eyes willing the feeling to go away; it's helpless. It's in this horrible moment that he realizes that there was only one way to fix this. He pulled his shorts down enough to expose himself. 'I can't believe I'm doing this.' He thought, taking his member in his hand, and giving it a lazy stroke. He moans, loudly; trying to withhold the sound the best he can. He strokes himself again, closing his eyes, and getting lost in his thoughts, fantasizing about the enemy, picking up where is dream lift off. "Zim…" He whispers.

His groin feels as if it's suddenly dumped into a pool of pleasure just by the sound of his own voice saying his name. "Zim, please more…" He begged in a hushed tone, picking up the pace. He was close now he could feel it! His movements became more erratic as he imagined Zim thrusting into him, over and over again. Dib bit into his pillow, and moaned loudly as he came all over his bed and his sheets. He froze, in the afterglow, shock taking over him. "I can't believe I just did that." He whispered.

And it was true, he had just masturbated to the thought of his enemy banging into him! It was official, he was the worse human being ever! 'Well at least my body seems to be satisfied.' He thought. That much was true, his body had seemed to come down from its high. But one small fact still remained. 'It's getting worse, soon I'll have the urge to have him for real, it will be like the kiss all over again, but worse!'

'NO!' Dib screamed internally. "It was just a dream." He whispered. "It won't happen again!" he vowed, and rolled over in hopes of falling asleep.

Unfortunately for him, However sleep never came!

Chapter End Notes

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