1:30 PM
Iida Tenya has added Aoyama Yuga and 18 others to the group.
Iida: Dear Classmates, I have been issued by Aizawa-Sensei and All Might to create this group message to share the news of Mineta's passing. Unfortunately, Recovery Girl was unable to revive him and he succumbed to his injuries from the battle at USJ. The funeral will be this Friday, and we are all expected to be there. If anyone needs someone to talk to, the school has provided counselors with special grief training. I do regret being the one who has to inform all of you of this, but it is my duty as a class rep. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Bakugo Katsuki has left the group.
Iida: Dear Classmates minus Bakugo, While I know this is quite an unfortunate circumstance, I do believe that dealing with grief on your own is not a behavior I would like to endorse. We will be stronger together. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Midoriya: Tenya, you don't have to sign your messages like that, we all know it's you.
Kaminari: ^^
Iida: Dear Midoriya and Kaminari, Thank you for your suggestion. I will consider it. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Sero: Is everyone in this chat?
Jiro: Well, not Mineta
Jiro: Or Bakugo I guess
Kirishima: Bakugo's not in this?
Kirishima Eijiro has left the group.
Jiro: Or Kirishima
Uraraka Ochako has added Bakugo Katsuki, and Kirishima Eijiro to the group
Uraraka: guys Iidachan took the time to make this chat the least you can do is read the messages and ignore them.
Kaminari: Rest In Peace, purple pervert, you may have sucked sometimes but you were a bro through and through you will be missed
Asui: By who?
Ashido: Damn just watched another classmate get killed
Ashido: also isn't it whom?
Bakugo: whom gives a fuck
Iida: Dear Bakugo, that is actually the incorrect usage of the word whom, and I do not condone cursing in this chat. However, I welcome you back to the chat. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Midoriya: Tenya, really, u can type normally
Iida: Dear Midoriya, I once again honor your advice. I have considered it, but I must politely decline. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Tokoyami: So is anyone going to go to therapy? I have a bet going with Dark Shadow
Kaminari: HOLY SHIT is Dark Shadow in this gc?
Tokoyami: He doesn't have a phone - it was taken away
Sero: what he do?
Kaminari: WAIT I wanna guess
Kaminari: was it murder?
Bakugo: get your shitty quirk in order, idiot
Tokoyami: Well actually he was online shopping too much, with my credit card, he's been cut off. If anyone wants to buy a bird-sized water bed hmu
Yaoyorozu: Message me.
Tokoyami: It's yours
Midoriya: so,, not that I liked the guy but when's the funeral?
Iida: Dear Midoriya, if you read my primary message, you would see that the funeral is this Friday. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Ashido: The Sass? The Shade?
Sero: you guys want some memes or is this chat just press f for obituaries?
Bakugo Katsuki has left the group
Kirishima Eijiro has left the group
Uraraka: Sero! I just added him!
Sero: listen,,, i love bakubro, truly,, i do, but it's memes uraraka,, I'm a simple man I have needs
Kaminari: relatable
Iida: Dear Sero, this group chat does not have to be solely for obituaries, in fact, I was instructed to make a group with all of us by Aizawa-Sensei. However, it does seem that Bakugo is against these "memes" so I would kindly ask you to refrain from using them. Sincerely, Iida Tenya
Todoroki: I realized I have yet to say anything and that's simply unacceptable.
Midoriya: Todoroki! I'm so glad you're here!
Aoyama: I'm glad I'M here!
Hagakure: I'm glad I'm here too!
Kaminari: Oh, Hagakure, I didn't SEE you in this chat
Hagakure: I will kill you where you stand Kaminari, I will wave your decapitated head above your weeping mother
Kaminari: ….
Sero: dayummm
Ojiro: Is it wrong to feel pride rn?
Ashido: If it's wrong I don't wanna be right
Iida: Dear Hagakure, please refrain from threatening the lives of your fellow classmates within this chat. If I see it again I will have to report it to Aizawa-Sensei, that is not to say that if I were to not see a message I would be unable to report said occurrence. I also find it disturbing that you could joke about this so soon after the death of a classmate. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Uraraka Ochako has added Bakugo Katsuki, and Kirishima Eijiro to the group
Bakugo: Oi, round face, stop adding me to this shitty group chat
Kirishima: I don't really care but if you add him back add me back too.
Kaminari: he- hewwo kiwishima bwo OwO is it weawy u? U were gone for so long I missed your face.
Hagakure: I miss my face
Shoji: Hagakure, have you ever even seen your face?
Midoriya: Were you born invisible or did it manifest later? Did it manifest all at once? Since your clothing is visible can you appear visible by wearing makeup up? How did invisibility allow you to excel in the entrance exams?
Bakugo: shut up deku
Todoroki: As much as I hate agreeing with Bakugo, this seems like the type of thing the two of you could discuss in a more personal context, Midoriya
Midoriya: Oh! Of course! My apologies Kacchan!
Bakugo: fuck you
Ashido: way too apologize to the completely wrong person,,
Midoriya: Sorry, Todoroki?
Ashido: *facepalms*
Jiro: did you just type the word facepalm
Ashido: you read what I typed
Jiro: shit u right
Kaminari: Guys what if we all just say one thing we're going to miss about Mineta
Sero: wait Mineta died?
Iida: Dear Sero, please read my primary message in the group for all of the information you seem to be missing. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Yaoyorozu: I believe he was joking, Iida
Iida: Dear Yaoyorozu, I appreciate the input, but on the off chance he was not, I did not want to assume. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Kaminari: anyways I'll go first. I'll miss talking about girls with Mineta
Kirishima: aren't you gay?
Kaminari: I'm straight but, but go off
Sero: I'll miss his homophobic tendencies and comments that he whispered to you in front of me
Yaoyorozu: I'll miss him harassing me in public and making me feel unsafe in public,
Jiro: ^
Ashido: ^^
Uraraka: ^^^
Hagakure: ^^^^
Asui: I actually won't miss that.
Ashido: Su, you're so fucking valid
Sato: I'll miss his throwing arm, we'll never have another second baseman like him
Kaminari: WTF
Kaminari: IS THERE A SECRET SOFTBALL TEAM?
Kaminari: YOU INVITED MINETA AND NOT ME TO THE SECRET SOFTBALL TEAM
Sero: Ex-nay in front of Aminari-kay
Kaminari: Et tu, Sero? Et tu.
Sero: bro i love you but last time we tried to play a sport you electrocuted me.
Kaminari: it was foosball how the fuck am I not supposed to electrocute the bars
Sero: GRAB THE RUBBER PART
Kaminari: FUCK YOU
Tokoyami: I will also miss his throwing arm
Bakugo: I won't miss him at all, he couldn't bat for shit
Kaminari: OH COME ON
Kaminari: BAKUGO IS ON THE TEAM?!
Uraraka: He's the pitcher
Kirishima: I'm the catcher
Kaminari: IM NOT EVEN GOING TO COMMENT ON THAAT IM SO FUCKING MAD
Kaminari: WAIT WHO ELSE IS ON THE TEAM
Iida: Dear Kaminari, the team line up is as follows. Team Present Mic is Kirishima, Bakugo, Uraraka, Sero, Aoyama, Shoji, Tokoyami, Mineta, and Sato. Team All Might is Midoriya, Asui, Mina, Yaoyorozu, Jiro, Hagakure, Ojirou, Todoroki, and I. Hope this helps. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Kaminari: YOU NAMED THE TEAMS AFTER OUR TEACHERS?
Asui: Actually they are the coaches
Kaminari: WHAT
Kaminari:n SO EVERYONE IN THE CLASS WAS ON THE TEAM EXCEPT FOR ME HUH?
Midoriya: Well, not Koda.
Kaminari: AT LEAST IM NOT THE ONLY ONE EXCLUDED
Kaminari: Wait, I just realized…
Kaminari: WITH MINETA DEAD TEAM PM IS A PLAYER SHORT
Kaminari: I CAN TAKE HIS PLACE
Uraraka: Actually we just had practice and it turns out Koda is a natural at second base! He did better than Mineta did, and we think he'll be better than Mina!
Ashido: he wishes
Kaminari: WAIT PRACTICE?
Kaminari: IS THAT WHERE EVERYONE IS?
Bakugo: where the fuck did you think we were?
Kaminari: i DUNNO, THE LIBRARY?
Todoroki: You thought we all went to the library every week on Wednesday at 2:00?
Kaminari: THATS WHAT SERO SAID
Sero: This is what you guys get for making me be the one to lie to him
Yaoyorozu: He trusts you!
Sero: Not anymore!
Kaminari: NOT ANYMORE MY TRUST HAS BEEN SHATTERED
Kaminari: Mineta was my only true friend
Jiro: He lied to you too….
Kaminari: FUCK
Aoyama: I've never lied to you, non
Kaminari: n
Kaminari: so what do I have no friends? Fuck
Bakugo: loser
Sero: can I make it up to you?
Ashido: ;
Sero: Buy you something?
Sero: Mina! You interrupted my message, whore
Ashido: oops
Kaminari: I can't be bought
Sero: I have half a pb&j
Kaminari: sold
Kirishima: Bakugo Katsuki why can't we have what they have
Bakugo: fuck off shitty hair
Aoyama: I have what they have
Kirishima: with who?
Aoyama: Moi!
Midoriya: Todoroki, are you the Kaminari to my Sero?
Todoroki: If anything, you're the Kaminari to my Sero
Ojiro: does that mean sero tops?
Hagakure: i cant stop laughing we should've had this chat ages ago
Jiro: we all met like a month and a half ago
Hagakure: and that's a month and a half wasted
Aoyama: If anyone is curious,,, I am dating myself right now and we are,, how you say,, tres happy!
Sato: He's not even French
Aoyama: There is no need to be jealous, dear Sato, one day you will find someone as perfect as Moi
Aoyama: just kidding! No one is as perfect as me!
Jiro: Is it bad that I want to talk about Mineta again?
Tokoyami: yes
Hagakure: Oh! I know! Does anyone have any secrets?
Midoriya: Besides the secret softball league?
Kaminari: THERES AN ENTIRE LEAGUE?!
Bakugo: I have a secret
Uraraka: ?
Kirishima: ?
Bakugo: sometimes I fantasize about killing all of you
Uraraka: you fantasize about me?
Kirishima: us*?
Kaminari: I feel like you two are ignoring a big part of the message
Sero: let them have this
Iida: Dear Bakugo, I must insist that you refrain from messaging any sort of messages involving murder or killing especially considering the main reason for my creating this group in the first place. Please remember this before you send another message similar to this in the future. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Bakugo Katsuki has left the group
Kirishima Eijiro has left the group
Uraraka Ochako has left the group
Midoriya: why did Ochako leave the group?
Todoroki: ^ Kirishima I get, but Uraraka?
Ojiro: I know they're oblivious when it comes to each other but you would think they would notice things about their friends
Kaminari: Alright my dudes while they're gone, who do we think Bakugo is gonna fuck first? Uraraka or Kirishima?
Sero: I'd fuck Kirishima so Imma pick him
Kaminari: You wouldn't fuck Uraraka?
Sero: Bros before hoes
Jiro: That totally fits here
Jiro: ...for that same reasoning my money is on Uraraka
Iida: Dear Kaminari, Sero, and Jiro, I must ask that you refrain from making crude conversation about our classmates. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Todoroki: My bet is both at the same time
Iida: Dear Todoroki, et tu? Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Kaminari: IS THAT AN OPTION
Tokoyami: Like in general or for the bet
Kaminari: How would he have sex with two people at the same time… He only has one dick, right?
Shoji: For as much as you hung out with Mineta I feel like you should know more about this
Sero: I don't think Mineta believed in the Devil's Threesome
Todoroki: He was probably afraid he wouldn't be able to measure up
Midoriya: He wouldn't be able to measure up to you, Todorokikun
Ashido: MIDORIYA! WHAT!
Midoriya: I just mean that Mineta is in no way as noble, brave, or powerful as Todoroki
Ashido: *facepalm*
Ashido: I'm voting for Uraraka bc despite how manly Kiri boasts to be he's super shy when it comes to romance
Sato: But have you seen the glances Kirishima and Bakugo have shared? The chemistry?
Sato: also koda likes uraraka more, so i think he bets on her
Kaminari: that's going to devastate Kirishima
Asui: he finds his masculinity a tad bit threatening
Asui: and for that same reasoning I vote Kirishima, Bakugo needs someone a little threatening
Hagakure: I love my girl Uraraka, but Kirishima has got it in the bag
Aoyama: I disagree! Todoroki has the right idea! Both is always better, non
Shoji: Midoriya, you've known Bakugo the longest, who do you think he will pick?
Midoriya: It is true that I have known Kacchan a long time, but in that time I can't say that I have learned the way of his heart. However, I do know Uraraka won't give up going after what she wants, and if that is Kacchan as you are all claiming, then I can't see Kirishima beating Uraraka to Kacchans heart
Jiro: I don't really think they are going after his heart, Midoriya
Midoriya: what else would they be going after?
Iida: Dear Midoriya, based on the previous messages in the thread, I believe that Uraraka and Kirishima are aiming more towards sexual relations with Bakugo, rather than form a meaningful romantic bond with him. Hope this helps. Since I see romantic chemistry as a possible path that may lead to intercourse, Uraraka has a long journey ahead if she hopes to get on an even playing field with Kirishima. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Midoriya: !
Ashido: Is anyone with Midoriya? Is he blushing?
Todoroki: Can confirm
Midoriya: They're planning on having sex before marriage!? What if someone gets pregnant?!
Tokoyami: I hope it's Bakugo, he has such motherly charm.
Sero: sex before marriage not in my good christian discord server, I won't even kiss before marriage.
Kaminari: Kissing before marriage, please, I won't even talk to someone before marriage.
Sato: you are like little baby watch this.
Sato: I won't even be in the same room unless it's a wedding chappel. I drink my respecting women juice.
Aoyama: *googles: "is it possible to marry oneself?"*
Yaoyorozu Momo has added Uraraka Ochako to the group
Yaoyorozu: Uraraka, Hagakure, Tsuya, Kyoka, will you still be accompanying me to the mall today?
Ashido: wow wtf
Yaoyorozu: you said you were tired, I'm sorry do you want to come?
Ashido: nah im just joshing you good
Uraraka: ...you.. you do realize I can read chats from when I was out of the chat
Sero Hanta has removed several messages
Sero: wym
Uraraka: I don't think I'm in a competition with Kirishima
Uraraka: competition implies he has a chance.
Kaminari: DAMN
Sero: COLD BLOODED
Uraraka Ochako has removed several messages
Uraraka Ochako has added Bakugo Katsuki to the group
Kaminari: DAMN
Sero: COLD BLOODED
Bakugo: will you two ever shut the fuck up?
Sero: no
Yaoyorozu: I feel like we're missing someone
Kaminari: Mineta's dead /3
Jiro: 3**
Hagakure: Do you think class 1-B has a group chat?
Bakugo: Fuck class 1-B
Kaminari: Bitch I'm trying
Sero: Tetsu-Tetsu?
Kaminari: Monoma
Bakugo: I can't believe im saying this, truly I cannot believe it, but pikachu you can do better
Kaminari: Thanks Dad
Bakugo Katsuki has left the group
Kaminari: W o w sero way to make Bakubro leave again
Sero: IT WASNT ME THIS TIME
Uraraka Ochako has added Bakugo Katsuki to the group
Bakugo: round face it makes it harder and harder to leave the group if you keep adding me back
Todoroki: I'm surprised Kirishima didn't follow you again
Iida: Dear Todoroki, last time that Kirishima left, he was never added back. That is why he did not follow Bakugo's lead again. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Bakugo: If I HAVE to be in this group, so does Kirishima
Bakugo: …
Bakugo: I dont know how to add someone to the group
Iida Tenya has added Kirishima Eijiro to the group
Iida Tenya has locked the group
Iida: Dear Classmates, I have locked the group. From now on there will be no more leaving or removing others from the group. I hope that you will all learn from this. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Kaminari: Wish we could remove him from the group
Iida: Dear Kaminari, as I just stated there will be no more adding or removing. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.