4:20 AM
Bakugo: I DONT CARE WHO THE FUCK IT IS BUT WHOEVER THE FUCK IS JERKING OFF RN NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP
Aoyama: Moi appologiez Mon amore et moi non realize anyone else was awake hon hon hon
Bakugo: if anyone is interested in switching rooms I am willing to orchestrate a trade
Midoriya: I'll switch with you Kacchan!
Bakugo: anyone, anyone at all
Todoroki: Midoriya, isn't your room next to Aoyama's?
Midoriya: oh yeah. It is, I don't really mind the noise, I wear headphones, plus what aoyama does in his own room is his business and while it may be highly inappropriate, I think we should just stop talking about it.
Aoyama: I thought you would appreciate my symphony? Oh well, greatness is never appreciated during it's time.
Iida: Dear classmates, please refrain from discussing these matters, this is a highly inappropriate message to wake up too. It has soured the mood for my morning run. Thank you for your understanding. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Kaminari: Can y'all stop Im trying to get a tight 12 hours of sleep
Sero: You were awake at 12:30, class starts at 8
Kaminari: was I awake? Or were you just dreaming about me again
Sero: ,,,
Ashido: kaminari we were all awake, you broke my laptop trying to charge it with your mouth
Kaminari: just let me sleep i have at least three more hours till class
Bakugo: bitch
Kirishima: I'll switch rooms bakugo
Bakugo: we're literally right next to each other
Ashido: ;)
Bakugo: our rooms are right next to each other.
Kirishima: yeah but you're directly above him
Bakugo: ...
Bakugo: dm me
Iida: Dear Bakugo, unfortunately, we are unable to switch rooms. I too am a victim of this rule seeing as how my room is directly above Aoyama's and directly below yours. While I am not a fan of this rule, I do abide by it, and so must all of you. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Aoyama: All of this typing has really ruined my flow
Bakugo: good
Aoyama: not to worry, mi amore et mon shall be reunited soon
Midoriya: How soon?
Todoroki: Midoriya, seeing as you are already awake would you care to join me in sparring, this morning, say around six. I'm sure we will be able to use the gym seeing as your dad works here.
Kaminari: YOUR DAD WORKS HERE?
Sero: IS IT LUNCH RUSH?
Bakugo: idiots, his dad left him.
Todoroki: I'll believe that all might isn't his dad when i see it
Midoriya: He's not my dad
Ashido: no i believe hotncold, he's ur dad
Bakugo: I thought it was icy hot
Todoroki: its todoroki
Kirishima: who's todoroki? U mean endeavor?
Todoroki: i will beat you to death with endeavors corpse
Bakugo: just try it half n half i'll dismantle you from the inside out
Todoroki: bring it rat boy
Bakugo: I'll kill you, bring it on mother fucker
Iida: Dear Todoroki and Bakugo, I should not have to remind the two of you of the strict rules about threatening other students' lives. I am extremely disappointed in both of you, especially you Todoroki. I will not hesitate to mute you in the chat and report you to Aizawa-Sensei, do not think you are above the rules. Either of you. Sincerely, Iida Tenya
Ashido: Dayummmmmm iida not messin round
Iida: Dear Classmates, class starts in two hours I would suggest you all get ready and have breakfast rather than spend your time engaging with your cellular devices. Please allow those of us who need the time to get ready the luxury to not be distracted. Sincerely, Iida Tenya
Jiro: DID ANYONE DO THE HOMEWORK FOR ECTOPLASMS CLASS
Hagakure: I tried but I have so many blank spots :/
Ashido: im just gonna say koda's bunny ate my homework.
Tokoyami: listen to me you piece of shit don't ever shit talk koda again or his bunny, that bunny is so well behaved the teacher would sooner believe that kaminari ate it then him, okay? I will not hesitate to kill any of you for koda ok? OK?
Iida: Dear Tokoyami, While I appreciate you defending Koda, please do not threaten the lives of your fellow classmates. Next person who does so will be reported to Aizawa-Sensei. Sincerely, Iida Tenya
Ashido: I will tell Ectoplasm that Kaminari ate my homework.
Kaminari: honestly, that's fair
Yaoyorozu: You guys should have told me, I would have helped you.
Asui: You guys can feel free to copy my homework, I can't promise it's perfect but I think i did okay.
Ashido: Tsuu saved my life i owe u i loev u thanmks
Asui: *blushes* awe of course, guys!
Sero: cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt, did anyone also do all might and present mics homework
Bakugo: yes
Sero: can I copy
Bakugo: not a chance
Sero: Why am I friends with you.
Bakugo: ur not
Kaminari: u can copy mine
Sero: I'd rather get an extension than an f, thanks.
Kaminari: Bullied by my own best bro, i thought you were bae turns out you're just fam
Sero: Bruh?
Uraraka: you can copy mine sero, but like only once
Sero: do I seem like the type to need to copy homework more than once
Bakugo: yes
Uraraka: yep!
Ashido: you betcha
Iida: Dear Sero, It seems that you have presented a pattern of missing academic assignments, so you inevitably will ask to plagiarize in the future, yes. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Jiro: ofc
Sero: i get it
Sero: Anyways, anyone feel like it will be weird having one less student.
Ojiro: we have one less student?
Hagakure: Sero despite not being seen I am still in class rude of you to insult me in this way
Jiro: no clearly he means that because midoriya has been revealed as all might's secret love child they are removing him from school.
Bakugo: I may not believe in god but prayers have been answered
Uraraka: Bye Deku! You shall be missed!
Todoroki: Midoriya isn't leaving Uraraka. I'm shocked you believed he would leave school without telling me
Uraraka: I guess I'm his favorite
Todoroki: no that makes absolutely zero sense
Kirishima: um I'm pretty sure I'm Midoriyas favorite
Uraraka: fine then I'm Bakugos favorite
Kirishima: woah woah woah you need to back the fuck off Im the best Bakubro
Uraraka: I'm not denying that I don't need to be a bro to know how he feels
Kaminari: that was fucking deep
Sero: twitter bio has been updated
Kirishima: tell Uraraka she's wrong Bakugo Katsuki
Bakugo: I'm not touching this
Kirishima: but Bakubro!
Bakugo: round face is now my favorite solely bc she doesn't call me that horrendous nickname
Kaminari: guess I'll never be your favorite Bakubro
Bakugo: u were never in the running
Kaminari: I am both hurt and offended
Aoyama: kaminari you're my favorite
Kaminari: …. Really?
Aoyama: non! Moi is my favorite!
Sero: u can be my favorite
Kaminari: I'm still mad at u
Sero: Uraraka is now also my favorite
Uraraka: I am inevitable
Asui: ur my fav too
Uraraka: I'm going to make friendship bracelets for everyone who picks me as their favorite!
Kirishima: I'm good thanks
Uraraka: may your family only have sons
Kirishima: u call that a threat, we would b so manly
Uraraka: I hope they're all quirkless.
Kirishima: you take that back you sonofabitch
Uraraka: bite me
Kirishima: you're not my type
Uraraka: sry I don't taste like nitroglycerin
Kirishima: listen here you little bitch
Iida: Dear Uraraka and Kirishima, please refrain from gossip and "exposing" people in the chat, I did not make this chat with the intent of hurting and excluding people. Sincerely, Iida Tenya
Kaminari: No exposing people, then im out of here
Kaminari: Sero has a bondage kink
Sero: I TOLD YOU THAT IN PRIVATE
Sero: Kaminari tried to stick his dick in an outlet
Tokoyami: dare I ask why you know this about each other
Shoji: I'd assume it's the same reason I know about dark shadow's praise kink
Ashido: I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING BUT I LOVE IT
Kaminari: stfu Mina I know about your collar
Sero: yeah Mina we all know about your thing for tongues
Uraraka: As your floor mate, I am aware of your fondness for noise
Ashido: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling attacked rn
Hagakure: Minachan you're pretty vocal when you tell me about your escapades so I'm surprised more people aren't coming forward tbh
Midoriya: Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but I heard you have a thing for people with green hair, and like I'm flattered, but I just don't see you that way
Todoroki: oh? Do you find offence to her looks in some way? Ashido seems like the kind of girl you would like, Midoriya
Midoriya: It isn't her looks that I find off putting, it's more uhm something else
Ashido: Is it my personality?
Kaminari: Is it her horns?
Sero: Is it her eyes?
Midoriya: uhm no nothing like that
Bakugo: hes gay
Midoriya: KACCHAN
Uraraka: notice how he has not denied the claim
Todoroki: Midoriya, is this true?
Midoriya: This wasn't the way I wanted to tell everyone, but thanks to Kacchan it seems I don't get a choice
Asui: It's cool Midoriya! I'm gay too!
Tokoyami: Shoji and I are also gay
Kaminari: woah woah woah who else is gay
Jiro: you
Jiro: and also me
Kaminari: I am not gay
Sero: yeah whenever we do things he is always sure to say no homo before
Kaminari: she just doesn't get it bae
Iida: Dear Jiro, If you were to scroll up, you would see that Kaminari clearly stated he is straight. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Kirishima: I'm not gay guys
Uraraka: you're not?
Kirishima: nah Im bi
Ashido: ayyyyyy but also uhm name one woman
Kirishima: Ur mom
Kaminari: You fucking got her
Sato: Im straight but I'm an ally all the way
Sero: I thought you were one of those guys who was into food but like sexually
Sato: I'm not denying that
Sero: cool cool cool
Aoyama: I'm autosexual
Sato: you fuck cars?
Aoyama: non, I fuck moi!
Uraraka: I'm straight but I support all of you always
Bakugo: I'm straight but I support none of you always
Kirishima: so okay thats one person in denial anyone else
Sero: I too am straight
Asui: didn't you just say you did stuff with Kaminari?
Sero: no homo fool it means i'm in the clear
Ashido: It means you're in the closet
Kirishima: so that's two for denial? Do I hear a third?
Todoroki: Midoriya, it was so brave of you to handle your outing like that. Bakugo should be more sensitive to others feelings
Uraraka: He is very sensitive he just doesn't know it yet
Bakugo: EH?
Kirishima: Wow, Uraraka you just go for it
Midoriya: Wait a minute is it normal to be sexually attracted to food?
Sato: Can't a man just drip ice cream on himself slowly in private?
Kaminari: slowly?
Sero: in private?
Sero: ARE YOU HIDING ICE CREAM FROM US
Sato: Thanks a lot, Midoriya
Bakugo: call him deku
Sato: I'm not gonna call him Deku
Bakugo: you just did
Sato: I played myself
Uraraka: Why is everyone so against calling Deku Deku?
Kirishima: It's an insult, Uraraka, stupid bitch
Bakugo: leave round face alone deku is the perfect name and the only name deku should be called
Kirishima: I'm not going to call Midoriya Deku, Bakubro
Bakugo: and you wonder why you aren't my favorite
Kirishima: well fuck me I guess
Uraraka: no one else will
Aoyama: Ah Kirishima! Welcome to the autosexual club! We meet every Wednesday after softball practice!
Ashido: okay can yall just stop and have that threesome already I want to know more about kinks our classmates have!
Aoyama: I am going to have to take a raincheck on the threesome! Mon gets very how you say jealous of others touching me
Ashido: I was talking about Uraraka Bakugo and Kirishima, you non miraculous sonofabitch
Aoyama: non miraculous?
Aoyama: Mina likes her horns being pulled
Ashido: I meant other people
Tokoyami: Jiro likes her ears being played with
Yaoyorozu: Jiro? Is this true?
Jiro: I can neither confirm nor deny
Kaminari: Tokoyami how do you know this?
Tokoyami: it was during the refreshment hour of goth club
Sero: refreshment hour? Can I join goth club?
Tokoyami: unfortunately we are not accepting applicants at this time
Jiro: plus its gay goths only,,, unless you have something you would like to share with the class
Sero: no not entirely
Iida: Dear Jiro and Tokoyami, unfortunately for a club to be recognized by the school it must have a faculty advisor. Please see a faculty member at your earliest convenience. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Jiro: Aizawa is our faculty advisor
Iida: Dear Jiro, I was unaware of this. Thank you for giving me this information. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Ashido: Todoroki is into temperature play
Todoroki: I feel like that was just a given
Midoriya: ! what is temp play? !
Bakugo: nothing you'll ever see virgin idiot
Midoriya: But Kacchan aren't you also a virgin
Bakugo: ILL KILL YOU
Iida: Dear Bakugo, once again I must insist you refrain from threatening Midoriya's life. Also, it is no shame to have ones purity still intact. I myself, still have my virginity, but not to fear, one day someone shall come along and the two of you will be able to "get it on" but please remember we are all around the age of fifteen, and I am not yet ready to start going by Uncle Iida, so please remember to be safe when the time does come. Also, as class rep I have a supply of protectionary measures, and if anyone is in the need of one, please feel free to approach me at your earliest convenience. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Kaminari: LIKE FOR FREE?
Bakugo: like you'd need them, virgin
Iida: Dear Kaminari, I was given these protectionary measures from Recovery Girl so I will not be charging you all should you ask for them. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Hagakure: Anyways, Mashirao likes having his tale fondled
Ojiro: I never ask for this yet I always get triggered into it. Tooru calls people daddy
Yaoyorozu: Hagakure! Ojiro! First name basis! When did this happen?
Kaminari: I'd assume the daddy kink stems from daddy issues as a child, as for the first name basis idk
Hagakure: this is gonna sound so fucked up but it was the day mineta died
Jiro: who.
Sero: mineta died?
Kaminari: can we not disrespect my best bro
Sero: not to sound like bakubro but I will fucking ki! you
Bakugo: you sound nothing like me use the fucking word next time soy sauce
Sero: i don't want iida to yell at me so im self censoring also, so does this mean you are acknowledging that we are bakubros
Bakugo: see my comment above to shitty hair
Kaminari: GUYS MINETA IS DEAD CANT YOU SEE IM SUFFERING
Iida: Dear Kaminari, would you like me to set up an appointment with a grief counselor? Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Kaminari: nah bro Im good
Ashido: like okay we get you were friendly with the dude but honestea he was a terrible influence on you, you were such a misogynist around him
Kaminari: Me? A misogynist?
Jiro: It's more likely than you think.
Kaminari: I am simply astonished by this. Sero, did u think mineta was a bad influence?
Sero: ,,,,,
Kirishima: dude go off
Sero: maybe let's talk about this in private
Kirishima: spill the tea sis
Ashido: booooooooooooooo
Midoriya: guys let him do what makes him comfy
Bakugo: I didn't care 5 seconds ago but suddenly I think soy sauce should talk
Midoriya: Kacchan why do we always fight
Bakugo: we dont fight Deku fighting means that either party could be victorious I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE
Todoroki: Bakugo must you always threaten Midoriyas bloodline
Bakugo: yes
Uraraka: Interesting that Todoroki is worried about the status of Deku's future bloodline
Ashido: ^^
Kaminari: so we really gonna let Sero off the hook like that huh
Iida: Dear Kaminari, It seems that you are ignoring every negative comment Sero has ever made about Mineta. I believe he is now attempting to spare your feelings due to you having just lost a friend. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Jiro: HE JUST DESTROYED YOUR BLOODLINE
Bakugo: I am typically against anything foureyes says but damn get him
Kaminari: Sero is this true?
Sero: I mean yeah? What did you think? I'm not Bakubro Im not mean to the people I care about
Bakugo: WHAT
Kirishima: the man makes a good point
Bakugo: we've already established I don't care about you
Kirishima: is my face not round enough for you
Yaoyorozu: Guys! Class is starting soon! Get off of your phones before Aizawa-Sensei notices