3:30 PM
Kaminari Denki has changed his name to SexMaster6969
SexMaster6969: GUYS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I DISCOVERED
SexMaster6969 has changed Sero Hanta's name to SexMaster2
Ashido: BLESS UP
Ashido Mina has changed her name to Mina
SexMaster2: Wow real original
Mina: Better than SexMaster2
SexMaster2: first of all how dare you
Asui Tsuyu has changed her name to Tsu
Yaoyorozu: Guys, we shouldn't let this get too out of hand
SexMaster6969 has changed Yaoyorozu Momo's name to BuzzKill
Iida: Dear Kaminari, please refrain from changing people's nicknames without their consent. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
SexMaster6969 has changed Iida Tenya's name to MRBuzzKill
SexMaster2 has changed Kirishima Eijiro's name to SexMaster3
Bakugo: why are you all the worst people ive ever met
Bakugo Katsuki has changed Midoriya Izuku's name to Deku
Bakugo: that's better
SexMaster6969 has changed Bakugo Katsuki's name to TheVirginTM
TheVirginTM: ILL KILL YOU
TheVirginTM has changed his name to KingExplosionMurder
Ojiro: It is painful to see how unfunny you guys are
SexMaster6969 has changed Ojiro Mashirao's name to Karateisntasuperpower
Hagakure Toru has changed her name to TheInvisibleGirlTM
Tokoyami Fumikage has changed his name to DemonicApostle
KingExplosionMurder has changed Todoroki Shouto's name to 1/2/1/2
SexMaster6969 has changed Mezo Shoji's name to 6ARMS
6ARMS: why do I get the worst name?
SexMaster6969: they can't all be winners
6ARMS: fair
SexMaster6969 has changed Jiro Kyoka's name to IfIhadtopickagirl
IfIhadtopickagirl: I'm confused
SexMaster6969: Parks and Rec! The greatest American show?
IfIhadtopickagirl: ?
SexMaster6969: YALL ARE LETTING ME DOWN
SexMaster6969 has changed Sato Rikido's name to JustaTaste
SexMaster6969 has changed Koda Koji's name to alwaysthequietones
SexMaster6969 has changed Aoyama Yuga's name to CarFucker
CarFucker has changed his name to CantStopTwinkling
KingExplosionMurder has changed Uraraka Ochako's name to RoundFace
SexMaster3: oi! You set her name, but not mine?
KingExplosionMurder has changed SexMaster3's name to Irrelevant
Irrelevant has changed RoundFace's name to TheOtherWoman
KingExplosionMurder has changed TheOtherWoman's name to RoundFace
Irrelevant: Bitch why
RoundFace: hmmm you thought
Irrelevant has changed his name to Inevitable
MRBuzzKill: Dear Classmates, I will allow you all to play around with these names, but if they get mean or in any way hurt the feelings of others I will shut it down. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
SexMaster6969: Anyone up for some drinkies?
Inevitable: u know it bb
IfIhadtopickagirl: I feel like I'm forgetting something today
1/2/1/2: GUYS WHAT THE FUCK
1/2/1/2: I HATE ALL OF YOU
Mina: even Midoriya?
1/2/1/2: I said what I said
Deku: What did I do?
1/2/1/2: It isnt what you did, its what all of you didn't do
RoundFace: Did we forget your birthday again?
KingExplosionMurder: no he was included in the celebration of bdays from b4 school started
Inevitable: oh so you remember his birthday and not mine?
KingExplosionMurder: I am not having this conversation with you again
1/2/1/2: guys can we get back to my rage please?
Inevitable: sorry
1/2/1/2: It's Friday
SexMaster6969: so? IS IT A SOFTBALL THING BC I SWEAR TO GOD
1/2/1/2: DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY?
MRBuzzKill: Dear Todoroki, I remember what is happening today. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
SexMaster2: Shouldn't you be signing the message Mr. BuzzKill?
MRBuzzKill: Dear Sero, No. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
1/2/1/2: TODAY IS MINETA'S FUNERAL AND I AM THE ONLY ONE FROM OUR ENTIRE CLASS WHO SHOWED UP WHAT THE FUCK GUYS WHAT THE FUCK
6ARMS: Was that today?
IfIhadtopickagirl: Mineta died?
1/2/1/2: NOW IS NOT THE TIME
1/2/1/2: WHY THE FUCK ARE NONE OF YOU HERE
KingExplosionMurder: you can't honestly have expected me to attend
RoundFace: As a female, I feel I would be betraying my gender to attend that poor excuse for a mans funeral
Mina: so valid and so true
SexMaster6969: I'm celebrating Mineta's life in a way he would have wanted ,,,, pouring one out with the boys and hitting on girls
Inevitable: can confirm
Tsu: I unfortunately also can confirm
SexMaster2: Why unfortunately?
Tsu: Kaminari is not so great at hitting on girls when he is intoxicated
IfIhadtopickagirl: can confirm
KingExplosionMurder has changed SexMaster2's name to Zero
Zero has changed his name to Hero
IfIhadtopickagirl: God I wish I could hate u rn but damn great reference
1/2/1/2: CAN WE GET BACK TO ME NOW? WHERE TF ARE THE REST OF YOU
BuzzKill: I believe that every girl has a valid reason for not attending.
TheInvisibleGirlTM: Yeah I'm sure hes prob told his fam that hes dating anywhere from one to all of us soooo yeah imma pass
1/2/1/2: WHY DOES HIS FAMILY ALL THINK THAT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS
1/2/1/2: THEY HAVE A SCRAPBOOK OF PICTURES OF THE TWO OF US
1/2/1/2: WHEN WAS MINETA IN MY BEDROOM?
MRBuzzKill: Dear Todoroki, Mineta came to me asking for someone to take pictures of you for a "Secret Santa" gift. I felt too awkward to say no, especially because I was not included in said "Secret Santa". It seems to me now, that Mineta used me for some sort of vanity project, and I must formally apologize to you now. I am deeply sorry for the disturbance I have caused. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
RoundFace: Iida, there was no secret santa. We totally would include you if there were
KingExplosionMurder: no doubt, he'd buy the most expensive presents
Hero: ARE WE MAKING LOOSE PLANS TO DO A SECRET SANTA
Inevitable: FUCK YEAH I CALL BAKUGO
Hero: Not how secret santa works bro but im loving your energy
1/2/1/2: GUYS CAN WE GET BACK TO MY THING NOW?
DemonicApostle: Dark Shadow is a mess at funerals. Sorry it just isnt our scene
Mina: that's actually surprising to me ngl
DemonicApostle: Dark Shadow is an emotionally complex individual
6ARMS: can confirm
JustaTaste: I accidentally started a recipe and it's a doozy my dudes. Not to fear, I will be supplying some goodies for the 1-A reception
1/2/1/2: I'm still mad but not as mad at Sato
CantStopTwinkling: mon apologiez, but this was the only time for mi amore to how you say get busy
1/2/1/2: and my rage has returned
MRBuzzKill: Dear Todoroki, I made the personal decision not to attend the funeral for Mineta. This was something I pondered over for a very long time, but I ultimately decided that I should not attend for anything I was going to say would be untruthful and a lie, and I do not want to say something false about a classmate, and I could not say anything true about Mineta that his family would appreciate me saying. That being said, as class rep, I would like to speak at all of your funerals in the future, should any of you die before I do. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
KingExplosionMurder: no thanks
RoundFace: maybe we shouldn't talk about all of us dying
RoundFace: and instead talk about who has yet to respond yet, like, oh, I dont know, deku
Mina: Midoriya is the one who Todoroki asked about in the first place,,,,,
Hero: So true Mina, I wonder what our favorite green haired classmate is doing
Tsu: w o w
Hero: oh no Tsu I have made a tragic mistake plz forgive me
Tsu has changed Hero's name to SNAKE
SNAKE: IM SORRY
SexMaster6969: Snake is a pretty dope name man
Inevitable: RT
Tsu has changed SexMaster6969's name to Loser
Tsu has changed Inevitable's name to Fool
Loser has changed his name to LoVer
Fool has changed his name to Cool
KingExplosionMurder: I hate both of you
LoVer: Sticks and stones
Karateisntasuperpower: I have no idea what's going on but can you guys ever chill
LoVer: NO
Mina: signs point to nope
SNAKE: we wouldnt be the bakubros you know and love if we could
KingExplosionMurder has changed SNAKE's name to NextClassmateToDie
MRBuzzKill: Dear Bakugo, despite my several warnings you continue to threaten the lives of fellow classmates. I have no choice but to tell Aizawa. Sincerely, Iida Tenya
Cool has changed MRBuzzKill's name to TattleTail
Karateisntasuperpower: I feel like I should find offence to Iida getting a nickname regarding a tail and not me
Mina: probs
Mina: BUT can we get back to the topic of Todoroki's anguish
KingExplosionMurder: do you mean the knowledge that he'll never be as good a hero as me?
1/2/1/2: as if
KingExplosionMurder: I WILL DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE
Deku: hey guys, why is Kacchan threatening Todoroki's bloodline
RoundFace: ofc that is the message he sees and feels the need to respond to
TheInvisibleGirlTM: Who put money on Midoriya replying to a message regarding Todoroki?
DemonicApostle: Dark Shadow put down something involving Todoroki.
Mina: BUT I had something involving romance
6ARMS: What about Midoriya's message screams romance to you?
Mina: the mention of bloodlines i.e. Midoriya wants to connect his bloodline with Todorokis
Cool: I don't think you know how anatomy and biology work
Mina: Which one of us has knowledge of acid? Huh Huh Huh well its me
BuzzKill: Wouldn't that be considered chemistry?
Mina: Are they not the same thing?
BuzzKill: Are you sure you don't want me to help you with your homework? I'm a very good tutor just ask Kyoka
Mina: getting homework help would take the slightest effort which I do not possess
NextClassmateToDie: moooOood
Cool: ok but both of you could definitely use help and all you do is lye around anyways
NextClassmateToDie: Sorry mom
1/2/1/2: things back at the funeral are getting more disturbing by the second.
LoVer: Disturbing like Mineta didn't really die? Or disturbing like my grandmother's funeral where she wanted to be buried in her wedding lingerie?
NextClassmateToDie: Open casket?
1/2/1/2: well I definitely didn't need to know that
NextClassmateToDie: Say what you will but i've seen pics of Kaminari's gma and shes a fox
LoVer: i will strike you dead fulfilling the prophecy
IfIhadtopickagirl: I don't like the direction this conversation is going
CantStopTwinkling: I do like where this is going
TattleTail: Dear Kaminari, as I have stated numerous times here, threatening another student's life is not welcomed. You don't want me to set up another one on one meeting with you and Mr. Aizawa. Sincerely, Iida Tenya
Deku: Todoroki! I am so so sorry I missed the funeral.
1/2/1/2: I do not forgive you
Deku: pwease
1/2/1/2: ok
KingExplosionMurder: How the fuck do I mute this godforsaken chat, if I wanted to see two losers flirt I'd watch tv with the alien girl
Mina: you know what my name is right
Cool: I find there's no point correcting him anymore
KingExplosionMurder: thanks shitty hair
Cool: no prob anger management issues, after all this will all be solved after years and years of therapy.
KingExplosionMurder: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
TattleTail: Dear Bakugo, If I say this one more time it will be four times too many, stop threatening people's lives because of your own insecurities. I have scheduled you for Friday at 4:30 for a meeting with Mr. Aizawa. Sincerely, Iida Tenya
TheInvisibleGirlTM: can we get back to what is really important, like how it took two messages to get Todoroki to forgive Midoriya
Mina: He didn't forgive anyone else
1/2/1/2: I only forgave Midoriya because he is the only one I believe is truly sorry
1/2/1/2: Also his dad is All Might and I'm not trying to mess with that
Deku: my dad is not all might
KingExplosionMurder: I keep telling you all his dad left him because he couldn't handle having such a lame son
RoundFace: I don't think All Might is deku's dad. If anything my money is on Ectoplasm
NextClassmateToDie: It's definitely lunch rush
Karateisntasuperpower: Why does his dad have to work here?
Deku: can we maybe not make jokes about my absentee father
KingExplosionMurder: He wouldn't be able to afford to go here if not
Deku: i will be turning off my phone for a while when i come back please be talking about something else
NextClassmateToDie: it's totally lunch rush though right
1/2/1/2: Midoriya, please don't leave me on this medium
Tsu: Why don't we discuss what Mineta's family is like? Who could make such a monster?
RoundFace: I don't know if I could handle it
1/2/1/2: They are exactly the kind of people you think they are if that makes any sense
6ARMS: I get it, you would not believe it but Tokoyami's parents are not at all who you think they would be
Mina: ARE WE DISCUSSING FAMILY SECRETS?
LoVer: stfu Mina I know all about how you sell your bath water
Mina: what does that have to do with my family?
LoVer: you take baths at home,,,,,,
Cool: mina hes just trying to stop you from talking about his dads failed summer camp .
LoVer: That was a level 9 secret, you've betrayed my trust.
RoundFace: Keep it up Kirishima and you'll have no friends left
Cool: Better to have no friends then to be a fake bitch
KingExplosionMurder: don't call roundface a bitch
Cool: but I can call her fake?
KingExplosionMurder: no
LoVer: you know you dont need his permission to insult her, Right?
Cool has changed RoundFace's nickname to MightAsWellFuckMonomaBcBakugoWillNeverFuckYou
MightAsWellFuckMonomaBcBakugoWillNeverFuckYou: at least i dont spend my nights in the bedroom next to his beating off to the idea of him spitting on me
KingExplosionMurder: I don't think I like what's happening
LoVer: catfight!
Cool: At least I am actually friends with him
MightAsWellFuckMonomaBcBakugoWillNeverFuckYou: are you bc I've seen his messages to you and they don't seem super friendly
Cool: if you knew anything about him besides his quirk and how his bulge looks in his hero costume you'd know he has intimacy issues and talks like that to maintain an image but still cares
MightAsWellFuckMonomaBcBakugoWillNeverFuckYou: I know more than you think, I know what he says when you're not around
Cool: he hates you i fucking know he does he fucking hates you you piece of shit loser why does he even talk to you you're nothing
LoVer: this isnt sexy
LoVer: catfights are SUPPOSED to be SEXY
LoVer: this is as unsexy as when Sero wore mina's green face mask and got a nosebleed
NextClassmateToDie: I thought I was sexy
TattleTail: Dear Kirishima Uraraka and Bakugo, this extremely heated argument seems like a personal matter that should be handled elsewhere. If you want to have a counselor present that's fine, I will personally see to it. I have been trying to find a way to word this message and I fear I do not have the proper words to explain what I want to convey. You are all fine individuals with great quirks who will be impressive heroes one day, and I benefit from fighting alongside each of you. If you can not put personal matters, such as who has sexual intercourse with whom, aside for the purpose of training and education, I fear you are not as heroic as I thought. Fix yourselves. Do not make this a habit. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
TattleTail has removed all nicknames
Iida Tenya has changed Ashido Mina's nickname to Mina
Iida Tenya has changed Asuyu Tsuyu's nickname to Tsu
Iida Tenya has locked nickname settings