12:06 PM
Kirishima: hey guys just wanted to let you all know that Uraraka, Bakugo and I have been up since 4 this morning discussing what occurred yesterday. We have worked it all out and everyone's friends again.
Uraraka: GET TO THE GOOD PART, bitch
Kirishima: Right! Okay so we were hungry bc we couldn't eat from the feelings we were feeling. So when everything was resolved we decided to head over to grab some food AND WE SAW MIDORIYA'S DAD
Sero: lunch rush?
Todoroki: All might?
Kirishima: YES to Todoroki, Sero, we've been over this, but something else happened too
Bakugo: dekus mom was with him
Uraraka: and they were doing some things
Midoriya: wait,, my mother is here? Why didn't she tell me she was coming?
Uraraka: she certainly came
Jiro: I just spit water out of my nose URARAKA
Todoroki: I'm a little confused by your wording, Uraraka but may I say I am so proud that I knew All might was Midoriya's dad.
Bakugo: I don't think all mights his dad there's no way they share dna. If anything it's most likely an "uncle all might" situation
Midoriya: Kacchan, you've been to our family parties, you know All Might isn't my uncle
Mina: sweet, foolish Midoriya
Kaminari: This is so great your mom is so hot
Kirishima: kaminari you aren't even with us how do you know what she looks like?
Kaminari: have you seen Midoriya, ofc she's hot
Sero: kaminari, do you think my moms hot?
Kaminari: the fucking hottest bro
Sero: awe, bro
Hagakure: loving the closet case side plot but can we please get back to the matter at hand
Ojiro: yes, due to the reveal that Midoriya's mom is in fact with All Might, we now all owe Todoroki 200 yen.
Tokoyami: Dark shadow can only pay in small bills.
Shouji: I'll cover him and you
Kaminari: and me as well?
Shouji: well considering we havent had sex the past few weeks im saying just Fumikage
Tsu: Congrats on the sex guys!
Tokoyami: thank you, Su.
Yaoyorozu: does this mean you're dating?
Shouji: we don't like labels but he has met my dad
Tokoyami: dark shadow is afraid of commitment but wer s.
Mina: can dark shadow not spell?
Tokoyami: he can but he chooses not to
Sero: icon … can I do that?
Yaoyorozu: no.
Midoriya: hey guys im super happy for you but if you dont mind can someone please explain to me why my moms here and not visiting me. I just called her and she said she was home so I'm just a little confused.
Uraraka: She came over to talk to Bakugo.
Midoriya: she does love her godson
Sato: how close are your families?
Midoriya: Kacchan and I are basically brothers!
Bakugo: FUCK NO
Bakugo: if anything were more like kids whose parents are really into each other but mine are a couple and his is his mother and I guess All Might now
Bakugo: I couldn't give one shit about Deku but I do respect his mom
Uraraka: It's clear she really cares about Bakugo if her treating us to lunch is anything to go on
Kirishima: and this is a really expensive restaurant too. It is weird watching All Might playing footsie but anything for some wagyu beef.
Midoriya: wait she took you guys to lunch? We can't afford that!
Bakugo: no shit idiot that's why all mights paying.
Todoroki: to be honest I am not thrilled that the three of you are getting face to face time with Midoriya's parents and not me.
Kirishima: To be honest I kind of feel like there is someone extra here third wheeling what seems like a double lunch date.
Uraraka: I didn't want to say anything but now that you mention it I too feel that way.
Aoyama: Midoriya! how tres romantique is your mother's affair. I do think that all might may now be part of the second hottest UA couple. second only to moi! because i find myself hot, non? anyways if anyone wants to get manicures i'm leaving in 12!
Jiro: Tokoyami and I are down
Sero: if I come can I be a part of the goth club?
Tokoyami: you still have to be gay my dude
Sero: ahh,, never mind. Kirishima mind if I join the group date?
Kirishima: who would you pair off with for the paddle boat ride?
Midoriya: you're going paddle boat riding? I haven't been since my twelfth birthday when Kacchan accidentally knocked me out of the boat.
Mina: oh, Midoriya, honey
Sero: is anyone missing a paddle partner?
Bakugo: Not really
Sato: what does that mean
Uraraka: well, Bakugo is in the boat with Deku's mom, and I went to get in the boat with Kirishima but for some reason All Might really wanted to captain a boat so instead he got us a small row boat and is standing at the helm singing sea shanties. I don't know how he knows so many.
Ojiro: which sea shanties?
Kirishima: do they have names? they all contain the same five words: sea, pirate, lass, yo and ho.
Ojiro: it's cool. I'll just ask him in class
Hagakure: why is Midoriya's mom not in a boat with All might?
Tsu: do you two only use the chat at the same time?
Kaminari: my boy gettin' TAIL
Sato: wouldn't he give tail?
Ojiro: grow up, i give and get tail. im a feminist.
Iida: Dear Ojiro, I am happy to hear you are a feminist. I too consider myself a feminist. However, I do ask that before discussing matters of giving or receiving tail we get confirmation from Hagakure that she is okay with this discussion. Sincerely Iida Tenya.
Hagakure: it's cool
Midoriya: I have a kind of scandy question.
Sero: go for it
Mina: i'm so excited
Midoriya: upon completion of intercourse at the climactic moment did you notice anything weird occur with your quirks. I once came upon a study referencing this and I was curious if either of you felt something. This is also an open question as to my knowledge you are the only two people in our class who have had sexual intercourse.
Shouji: I've had sex with Tokoyami and Dark Shadow gets weird.
Kaminari: I think you meant with tokoyami and dark shadow, it gets weird?
Shouji: no
Mina: WHat do you mean by weird.
Shouji: um well it depends on um as ojiro put it who gives or gets tail.
Kaminari: MY MAN
Sato: which one
Kaminari: it does not matter
Sero: do birds have tails?
Shouji: Fumikage does
Kaminari: MY MAN
Midoriya: Tokoyami, I have never noticed you having a tail before, how are you able to hide it so well?
Tokoyami: I don't have an actual tail, I believe he is talking about my caboose.
Midoriya: Like on a train?
Sato: I think they're talking about his buns
Ojiro: his tail end, I know we said it already but I have to say it again
Hagakure: His backside
Sero: the catcher's mound
Uraraka: his cheeks
Bakugo: HIS ASS DEKU YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Midoriya: like a donkey?
Todoroki: Midoriya, they are using crude language to talk about our classmates buttocks
Midoriya: Oh! Well, why didn't you say so?
Sato: What is crude about buns, are you saying you don't like my cooking?
Todoroki: I've made a huge mistake
Kaminari: I'm getting bored, who else in class has had sex?
Bakugo: not you
Mina: When I have sex w Tetsutetsu kinda like either one part of him gets really hard or all of him does
Yaoyorozu: I don't know if you're dating because that could be his first and last name but congratulations either way. I had no idea anyone was doing stuff with 1B students.
Mina: oh thanks! It's kind of like an open friends with benefits right now, but hopefully we can migrate to open relationship!
Yaoyorozu: that's great! Congrats!
Aoyama: I too am in a committed relationship!
Bakugo: no one engage or I will personally ensure that you are unable to procreate
Aoyama: I'm committed to moi! I'm actually going to dinner and a movie tonight with him and I'm pretty sure it will end with le petit mort, if you know what I mean?
Kaminari: IS THAT DEATH?
Yaoyorozu: no. it's worse
Midoriya: what's worse than one of the not creepy classmates dying.
Yaoyorozu: it means orgasm
Jiro: I'm not sure what it is about a strong powerful woman saying the word orgasm, but I feel inspired
Sero: I get that
Mina: Ummmm is there anyway that all of the girls could come to my room?
Uraraka: I'm actually currently taking a mid evening romantic stroll. Is anything wrong?
Tsu: romantic stroll? Aren't you with Midoriya's mother and All Might?
Kirishima: It's more like they're taking a romantic stroll through the gardens and we're sharing a large pretzel walking behind them
Kaminari: Kirishima my man, make sure you bring me back a snack
Kirishima: that is not going to happen
Sero: i got u b… Sato any chance you got a pretzel recipe
Sato: well I do, but I'm out with some friends.
Kaminari: Wait, are we allowed to have friends that aren't in the class?
Ojiro: he never said they weren't in the class
Kaminari: Wait are you guys hanging out?
Shouji: some of us are
Kaminari: I was just telling everyone this morning how bored I was, you didn't think to invite me?
Bakugo: why don't you go make out with your boyfriend
Kaminari: why don't you go decide who to make out with your boyfriend or your girlfriend
Bakugo: EH?
Sero: wait who's kaminari's boyfriend
Mina: I'm not one to gossip but Tetsu told me that he heard from Monoma who heard from Kendo who heard from Mei who heard from Iida who heard from Koda who heard from Tokoyami who heard from Tsu who heard from Mina that Kaminari has been hanging out with Shinsou
Kirishima: a few notes, why didn't you just say that you heard or saw that Kaminari was hanging out with Shinsou. Also I don't think I've ever heard Koda talk? Has he ever even messaged in this group?
Tsu: he reads the messages
Sero: wait I'm confused is Kaminari dating Shinsou? Also who the heck is Shinsou?!
Bakugo: the creepy one with the eyes who always looks like hes breathing out of his mouth
Uraraka: He's the guy who desperately wants to be in the class, I think he may be responsible for Mineta's death
Jiro: Wait Mineta died?
Mina: Who?
Todoroki: Can we go back to the gossip chain, Iida, do you gossip?
Iida: Dear Todoroki, people seem to like telling me things. I suppose they feel they can trust me. I imagine it is because of my unassuming low cheekbones. I was simply having a conversation with Hatsume and I shared some information I was told, but it was not meant to be gossip. It seems I should not trust her with things like this in the future. Oh well, now I know. I do apologize if my actions have resulted in any problems between Kaminari and Sero and their budding relationship. For this was never my intention. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Kaminari: 1. Shinsou is not my boyfriend we just hang out all the time. 2. He is not creepy nor did he murder my other purple haired friend. 3. I am str8 4. He might be joining our class so maybe don't insult him 5. Me and sero are not in a relationship, were bros u hentai watching freaks
Sero: wtf iida
Bakugo: I am not allowing anyone else in this class
Kaminari: I don't think you get any say
Bakugo: I already have to deal with all of you morons and fucking deku who gives the word moron a deeper meaning so adding a known killer to this list no way. especially not one who breathes with their mouth open
Aoyama: perhaps I can shed a little light on this subject, non? So you guys know how Present Mic et moi get together for weekly brunch, non? Well he was telling me that Aizawa has taken Shinsou under his wing for training but Nezu will not allow internal transfers post mortem. Because he is concerned about student mental health. C'est la vie.
Sato: you and present mic are friends?
Kaminari: wait really? i'm like actually upset shinsou can't join, he's like my best friend.
Sero: oh I'm sorry I must have read wrong, I thought you put that some random is your best friend but that is completely ridiculous.
Bakugo: actually they're called extras
Iida: Dear Bakugo and Sero, please do not refer to our fellow schoolmates as extras! I feel like it is far too soon to be having this discussion again. Sincerely, Iida Tenya
Jiro: Hey Uraraka are you still on your date with Bakugo or can you come to Mina's room ,,,, something's happened
Uraraka: We just got finished ice skating! You would not believe how talented Bakugo is on his feet. I'm not sure when we're getting back though, All Might wants to treat us all to hot chocolate and mochi, could you just text me?
Midoriya: Are you still with my mom?
Kirishima: I feel like I shouldn't answer bc you aren't going to like what I say
Kirishima: Also,,, Mina? Is everything okay
Mina: No yeah I'm totally fine this is about Yaomomo
Hagakure: we kinda wanted to keep it to the girls, but I mean, I'd be fine sharing what's happening.
Uraraka: Sorry I'm not there!
Uraraka: can you send it in the girls + aoyama chat?
Sero: WHAT
Kaminari: WHY AM I NOT A PART OF THIS
Todoroki: isn't the better question why Aoyama is a part
Kaminari: actually, I feel like that is pretty obvious, at least to me
Ojiro: I'd agree
Sato: the man's not wrong
Todoroki: yeah okay
5:48 PM
GIRLS GROUPCHAT
OnlyLikesMalesw/Tails: how's ur date?
QueenExplosionMurder: so what's going on?
QueenExplosionMurder: also not to brag but it's going pretty great. Turns out I am a much better ice skater than Kirishima, which may or may not have been a ploy to get Bakugo to help him, but after he fell for the nineteenth time, All Might stepped in and then taught him how to skate for the rest of the hour. It gave me plenty of time to spend time with Bakugo which was AMAZING
Jiroiscoolanddoesntneednoman: I do not get what is going on with you three at all, but good for you girl!
QueenExplosionMurder: Thanks! Anyways what is happening and can I tell Bakugo and Kirishima, they're kind of looking over my shoulders
Froggy^u^: Wait, so they saw your last message? And your nickname?
QueenExplosionMurder: I'm confident in who I am
Froggy^u^: honestly mood
Mom(o)Friend: they can know because i know for a fact it's not them. Basically we found a love letter to me and we don't know which boy sent it
QueenExplosionMurder: Bakugo wanted to know if we were sure it was a boy who wrote it
Jiroissocoolanddoesntneednoman: what girl would write that?
HonoraryMember(whohasamember): Kendo from class 1-B!
Tetsugetstosmash: according to tetsu she's bi…
Jiroissocoolanddoesntneednoman: I stand corrected
QueenExplosionMurder: that's not who he said, but I could see that
Tetsugetstosmash: I don't think it's a girl, the handwriting is too manly
HonoraryMember(whohasamember): my handwriting is tres feminine, i dot my eyes with roses
Jiroissocoolanddoesntneednoman: I don't know if we should judge people on their handwriting
Froggy^u^: You know who I think it is
Froggy^u^: Midoriya
QueenExplosionMurder: "that gay loser?" - Bakugo Katsuki
Tetsugetstosmash: he has a point, i don't want to sound rude but maybe we should eliminate every guy who's gay or in a relationship?
QueenExplosionMurder: okay so that means theres Sero /supposedly single and not gay/ Kaminari /also supposedly single and not gay/ Sato, koda, Todoroki /who knows/ Iida, Kirishima /bi and single/ and Bakugo but I have verbal confirmation it is not Kirishima or Bakugo (not that I thought it was, we kind of have something going on)
Froggy^u^: They're still with you, right?
Mom(o)Friend: Okay so its not Kaminari or Sero, they don't write as beautifully as the person did in the love note. That leaves Sato, Koda, Todoroki and Iida
OnlyLikesMalesw/Tails: but what if they're not 1A and or male?
Tetsugetstosmash: Nah I found it in the dorms and no one can gain access to our floors without one of us with them so if it's not a classmate someone had to have pulled off a pretty elaborate heist
Jiroissocoolanddoesntneednoman: I'm pretty sure Koda isn't interested in anyone romantically, and Sato seems like he has a lot going on
QueenExplosionMurder: So that leaves Iida and Todoroki… as the person who probably knows them best, I can honestly say I have no idea which one of them it is
HonorableMember(whohasamember): who wants to go on an elaborate heist avec moi and find pieces of paper so we can compare signatures
Mom(o)Friend: I've seen Iida's handwriting several times, and this isn't it
OnlyLikesMalesw/Tails: SO IT'S TODOROKI THIS IS SO EXCITING!
Tetsugetstosmash: Momo you HAVE to confront him and then be like if you like me so much you should like me in the mens bathroom stall
Froggy^u^: does that work for you?
Tetsugetstosmash: It worked for Tetsu
QueenExplosionMurder: "nice," - kirishima
Jiroissocoolanddoesntneednoman: do you like him?
Mom(o)Friend: I've never really thought about it before. I suppose if it had to be any of the guys in our class I'm glad it is him.
OnlyLikesMalesw/Tails: so, should we switch back to the main gc and confront him
QueenExplosionMurder: Bakugo said the gc is getting weird without us so maybe we should
5:48 PM
Kaminari: so should we have a group without the girls?
Kaminari: and does aoyama get to be in it?
Sero: what would we send in it? It's not like we haven't all seen your nudes
Kaminari: you leak your own dick pic one time
Sato: I've never seen your dick kaminari and before you ask I am okay
Kirishima: not to pull the bi card but you are really missing out man
Kaminari: thanks bro
Bakugo: I hate that I'm in this gc so I do not want to be in another one
Bakugo: also round face is reading along on my phone so she is still here technically I guess
Midoriya: Uraraka! Is everything okay with Yaoyorozu
Kirishima: she's fine, Bakugo and I are also reading along on Uraraka's phone
Sero: SO CAN YOU SPILL THE TEA
Bakugo: "no" - round face
Sero: cool cool cool no doubt no doubt
Todoroki: so should we keep messaging in here without the girls, do we have anything to discuss while they're gone?
Ojiro: anyone have any crushes?
Sero: u first
Ojiro: well that's a tough one but probably Tooru
Shouji: dark shadow
Tokoyami: babe! im gonna fucking kill you
Kaminari: new game! Let's all rate the girls in order of hotness
Bakugo: what are you, the new mineta?
Kaminari: ahh my Bakubro thank you for volunteering to go first
Bakugo: 1. Me 2. Round Face and Kirishima 4-18. Extras 19. Deku
Sero: What number am I?
Kirishima: Honestly I would be mad that I'm tied for second but I can't argue with his logic
Kaminari: Bakugo I SAID GIRLS NOT guysss come on this is a once in a lifetime situation no girls are present. Basically by your answer, you're saying Uraraka is number one are you okay with that?
Bakugo: "BACK THE FUCK OFF KAMINARI" - round face
Midoriya: she's still in the gc why didn't she just type it?
Kirishima: "fuck off" - uraraka
Sato: so what im hearing is boys chat? Sans bakugo depending
Sero: but that brings us back to the aoyama problem
Tokoyami: let him speak.
Aoyama: why would I want to be in a gc with just guys?
Ojiro: aren't you gay? why would you want to be in a gc with all girls?
Aoyama: who said i was gay.
Sato: you're dating yourself?
Aoyama: autosexual and gay are different hon hon
Mina: we're back bitches
Uraraka: haha yeah back
Yaoyorozu: So, Todoroki, would you mind coming to meet me in the lounge?
Kaminari: Where in the lounge?
Yaoyorozu: Are you Todoroki?
Kaminari: god i wish
Sero: he's only asking bc we're hanging on the couch
Mina: ^cuddling
Sero: if this is just cuddling why am i hard
Kirishima: Im always hard
Kaminari: to clarify were sitting at least a full foot apart, neither of us aroused, both heterosexual
Mina: ^homosexual
Todoroki: Yaoyorozu, I'm actually not on campus right now? Could you just text me, or I should be back within the hour if you want to wait
Hagakure: she found your note and now the two of you are going to date
Kirishima: note? What note? I have no knowledge of a note
Tsu: Todoroki wrote Yaoyorozu a love note, and Kirishima I know you know, but I'm telling everyone else
Midoriya: what's happening?
Kaminari: BOLD also how dare you not tell me that Kirishima
Kirishima: bro i love you but when a non aoyama guy gets a chance to read the girls gc over someone's shoulder you don't breach that trust
Jiro: plus mina would have killed him
Mina: that's tru
Kaminari: alright ill admit im a bit threatened damn
Aoyama: this is why i like the girls chat, most men in this chat are far too boring for me, someone tell me about a scandal or their sex life.
Shouji: Tokoyami is getting us a motel soon.
Aoyama: I meant one of the interesting people
Tokoyami: does anyone care if a second classmate gets murdered?
Iida: Dear Tokoyami, I infact do care if another classmate dies, please refrain from murdering Aoyama. I am unsure if class 1-A will manage to remain together if the professors believe we are being killed off one by one a la horror movie style. Unless of course the situation should arise where this is indeed like a horror movie and I am to become the final girl. Sincerely Iida Tenya.
Mina: he would be the final girl
Jiro: false it would be me
Kaminari: It would be Bakugo, they have to be a virgin
Bakugo: ILL KILL YOU
Midoriya: Todoroki, I had no clue you were interested in Yaoyorozu, but it makes total sense, she is the only one of our female classmates who is as strong and noble as you
Uraraka: WOAH ok rude
Hagakure: no offense to Yaoyorozu but Midoriya I find that comment very rude!
Mina: ^
Midoriya: IM SORRY! :C I didn't mean to offend anyone
Mina: we know, we're just making you feel bad bc your comment could've been offensive
Todoroki: I do respect Yaoyorozu, just as I respect every girl in our class
Tsu: That's the way to do it
Yaoyorozu: so, anyways Todoroki, would you like to get lunch with me tomorrow?
Todoroki: That would please me
Jiro: I'm so glad this is happening
Midoriya: Yeah, same, totally
Kaminari: so does this mean that only Tsu Jiro and Uraraka are single?
Kirishima: not Uraraka
Mina: ?
Uraraka: Eijiro and I have decided to officially become boyfriend and girlfriend!
Bakugo: EH?