11:45 AM
Kaminari: so are we going to address the elephant in the group chat
Sero: I don't think anyone bet on Uraraka and Kirishima getting together, if anything we should all lose money right?
Tsu: Maybe we should give them the money for a date night?
Todoroki: or we could give it to Bakugo for some retail therapy as he obviously doesn't believe in regular therapy
Bakugo: what are all of your fucking problems? So fucking what if round face and shitty hair decided to date that doesn't fucking bother me at all fuck you guys for thinking so
Kaminari: I don't think I've ever seen him use the word fuck so many times in one message
Midoriya: you should have listened to his podcast this week
Sato: I thought bringing Kirishima and Uraraka on as guests was an odd choice, but you have to admire his tenacity
Kaminari: BAKUGO HAS A PODCAST?
Sero: IS IT ON THE PODCAST APP?
Ojiro: you guys don't get his weekly newsletter?
Tsu: or his email promotions?
Bakugo: it's not that I was excluding them, more that I have absolutely zero desire to share anything about my life with them
Kaminari: DOES THAT MEAN U HATE US MORE THAN FUCKING MIDORIYA we're lovable you bastard
Midoriya: actually, he sends the newsletter as well as cd versions of the podcast to my mother and we share them during our weekly phone call
Jiro: does anyone want to sit with me at lunch and spy on Yaoyorozu and Todoroki?
Midoriya: I don't have lunch plans!
Bakugo: not surprised, loser
Hagakure: Ojiro and I are also free
Ojiro: Tooru is exceptionally good at spying
Hagakure: thanks bb
Uraraka: I totally would but I also have a lunch date
Kirishima: I totally would but I also have a lunch date
Kirishima: JINX
Uraraka: JINX
Kirishima: DOUBLE JINX
Uraraka: DOUBLE JINX
Kirishima: YOU OWE ME A SODA
Uraraka: YOU OWE ME A SODA
Kaminari: same, me and shinsou are gonna go grocery shopping with Aizawa, i know it sounds boring but it's more fun than it seems
Sero: so ive heard…
Iida: Dear Jiro, I must say that we are not supposed to spy on our classmates while they are on dates. However, I too do not have lunch plans, so if you were planning on finding a group table, I would be interested in joining. Not to spy, but to enjoy my lunch. If I happen to glance at Yaoyorozu and Todoroki, that is simply God's will. Sincerely, Iida Tenya
Kaminari: to clarify earlier i meant im busy not on a date i love shinsou but best friend love not relationship girly love date thing
Mina: I'm pretty sure you're going on a date but not even a fun date, you're going to be chaperoned, like those really religious people who can't hold hands unless it's through gloves
Tsu: I don't think that's a real thing
Mina: still, I'm just saying his date sounds sad
Sero: does this mean its just going to be me and Bakugo at lunch today? I don't mind but I don't think he wants me to practice my improv with him
Kirishima: nah, Ochako and I will be sitting at our usual table
Sero: anyone wanna make plans for lunch anyone at all, ill pay
Sato: sorry bruh, Koda and I are eating outside today with Tokoyami and Shouji, unless you wanna join, but we've kinda got barbershop quartet practice and there's already four of us.
Tsu: I totally would, but I'm still mad about the green hair remark
Sero: I SAID SORRY
Tsu: snake
Sero: it's fine i'll just be the lone funny man in an intense drama of jealousy and betrayed trust
Jiro: you could prob sit w Mineta
Jiro: no wait, he's dead srry
Kaminari: who's mineta?
Kaminari: i have a new purple friend so im over it
Mina: if shinsou is what mineta was, how much sex were you and mineta having?
Kaminari: wouldn't work my dick is thrice the size of his body
Sero: no its not
Bakugo: you would know
Todoroki: could you guys stop looking at Yaoyorozu and I so pointedly, please
Bakugo: I would've thought you like attention, what with dying your hair that way and the colored contact
Midoriya: I don't think anyone dyes their hair anymore.
Uraraka: Eijiro does! I had to condition his hair with a special conditioner last night
Sero: OK SO GUYS I THINK WE NEED TO LEAVE THERE IS A TINY FIRE LIKE BAKUBROS HANDS ARE LIKE FUCKING SPARKING AND THIS WHOLE SCHOOL IS GOING DOWN. NEZU DOESN'T USE THE BUDGET ON ANTI FLAMMATORY LUNCH TRAYS ASDJVV
Hagakure: tell him to chill, we're still spying
Sero: I don't think I can just say oh hey bakugo why don't you just not watch Uraraka eating food off of Kirishima's chopsticks and chill out man. I'm not Kaminari, I don't handle electrocution well
Bakugo: fuck off soy sauce
Aoyama: Sero, mon amie, come sit avec moi!
Sero: huh, I guess I forgot about you
Kirishima: you don't have to leave, Ochako and I were just trying to see whether or not my leftovers still tasted as good the second day
Uraraka: turns out it is just as good!
Yaoyorozu: Why are you now feeding Bakugo off of the chopsticks?
Uraraka: HES BAD AT IT
Jiro: shouldn't you be paying attention to your own date?
Uraraka: yes, but I mean it's Bakugo
Kaminari: not that I don't care about this melodrama but is my boi sitting w the french kid
Sato: he's not french
Sero: still with the bakusquad
Bakugo: the fucking what
Sero: sorry, the bakusquad and Uraraka
Kirishima: Ochako is my woman now and that means she is a part of me, so she too is a part of the Bakusquad now
Yaoyorozu: I'm still confused, why has Aoyama joined your table?
Sero: He was lonely and he had macaroons.
Sato: valid reasoning
Jiro: Yaomomo, how's the date going?
Todoroki: can you not tell from behind your softball caps and the sunglasses?
Kaminari: oh come on, you all got hats?!
Tokoyami: No one show him the uniforms
Kaminari: now you're just being mean
Mina: how does your boyfriend feel about you texting this much?
Tokoyami: I think he's okay with it, aren't you Mezo?
Shouji: its cool
Mina: sorry guys I meant shinsou, but I'm glad you're so established in your relationship
Kaminari: for the umpteenth time mina i am a heterosexual straight woman-loving man who has nothing but n o homo bro love for the guy with the coolest quirk and best sense of humor (besides me) in this school. OKAY?
Kirishima: thanks man
Kirishima: I can't say I feel exactly the same, but I appreciate your quirk and sense of humor too
Midoriya: have any of you ever objected at a wedding? Just asking for a friend
Hagakure: who's getting married?
Midoriya: oh, no one right now, it's more like a question for the future
Sero: DID ALL MIGHT PROPOSE TO YOUR MOM?
Mina: oH MY GOD HE TOTALLY DID
Bakugo: she would've texted me
Uraraka: if anything he would've proposed Saturday , it was absolutely beautiful when we went to the beach at sunset. That's when Eijiro asked me to go steady
Ojiro: is it 1948? Going steady? Kirishima is bringing back chivalry, meanwhile i asked out Tooru at my dojo
Mina: wait were you not wearing shoes?
Ojiro: I don't know how to answer that, which one would be better
Mina: OBVIOUSLY WEARING SHOES OJIRO
Hagakure: mina he is extremely lucky i said yes, not many people say yes to a man with a white robe and a red belt
Shouji: wait, red belt?
Sero: you told us you were a black belt
Ojiro: I am in karate, kickboxing, boxing and wrestling just not jiujitsu
Sato: I feel betrayed
Kaminari: so karate boy aint even good at karate
Kaminari: who else has been lying to us?
Jiro: maybe Mineta isn't even dead
Mina: I think he's dead, Todoroki said it was open casket
Mina: speaking of Todoroki,, hows the date?
Yaoyorozu: it's going nicely, we're discussing our childhoods and growing up with parental expectations
Midoriya: huh, I never really thought about it but you two really do have a lot in common
Jiro: yeah I guess
Kaminari: does anyone have eyes on the other date
Sero: it's getting weird
Tsu: weirder than Uraraka feeding Bakugo?
Sero: For starters, Aoyama is now being fed
Bakugo: ur the one feeding him
Mina: SERO? WHY?
Sero: Kaminari is gone, sue me, i like being needed
Hagakure: sorry Sero, please continue
Sero: from my angle it looks like Bakugo has shiny tears rolling down his cheeks while Kirishima and Uraraka appear to be arguing over whether or not they should wipe them away, or even acknowledge the tears at all.
Kirishima: that's not completely correct
Bakugo: I'm not crying, if anything its from boredom at the flirting you and Aoyama are doing
Kaminari: I'm sorry,, flirting? Sero,, flirting? with Aoyama, it just doesn't make any sense to me
Uraraka: I don't know what else to call it. Their speaking in french, so who knows, but like Aoyama looks smitten, so i imagine Aoyama is also jealous
Mina: sero speaks french?
Sato: I knew he did but I don't think Aoyama does
Kaminari: Then its def flirting, all of Sero's french is sexual
Jiro: dare I ask how you know this
Kaminari: we watch french porn sometimes, you learn things
Jiro: dare i ask why you watch porn together
Kaminari: well we wanted to be sophisticated and watch french cinema but its just so boring
Ojiro: I'm glad it's the french you're learning and not other things
Sero: what else would we be learning?
Kaminari: Shinsou said that it sounds like we jerk off together which is stupid, i abandoned him in the dairy aisle, Aizawa doesn't understand cottage cheese, it's a weird day
Tokoyami: I feel like its almost worse that you aren't jerking one out together, if anything that I could understand
Kaminari: were not gay
Tokoyami: sure, and Dark Shadow isn't afraid of butterflies
Shouji: WILL YOU STOP BRINGING UP THE DATE AT THE BUTTERFLY GARDEN how many times can a man apologize for making his boyfriends' quirk cry in public?
Sero: I doubt any of you are looking over here but Kirishima and Bakugo are definitely about to take their shirts off
Mina: EXPLAIN
Aoyama: this is the fault of moi i mentioned that in france for one of our many flower festivals the way to woo a prospective mate is to offer the shirt off their back. I must confess I did make this up so I could try to see Sero shirtless and see if it would be better to remain in my relationship with myself. It seems he is uninterested, I am not hurt, I will be fine but if the girl chat could check up on me I am a flight risk. I get ahead of myself, Uraraka said the festival sounded tres romantique and long story shirt all three of them have removed an article of clothing, luckily uraraka was wearing layers, the other well Qu'est-que ce im swooning.
Sero: I never said I wasn't interested
Mina: URARAKA!
Mina: WHAT DID YOU TAKE OFF
Uraraka: Just my uniform top, I have a tank top on, obvi, and I thought the guys did too, but it seems they peeled the tops off instead of unzipping so it all just came off
Kaminari: hey yo Sero what the fuck do you mean, you're straight. Dude, don't do that to aoyama hes a flight risk.
Sero: Idk Kirishima was talking about how cool it is being bi and I'm oddly enjoying Aoyamas company and hey arent we supposed to experiment in school
Kaminari: in college, dude what the fuck, are you actually saying out of everyone including me that fucking aoyama is the one who made you question your sexuality what the fuck
Sero: he's actually really cool dude, idk man, and like idk his french is sick as hell, idk it's embarrassing dude im like maybe sort of halfway maybe sort of bicurious or whatever
Kaminari: Hey iida i know what you said earlier but could you please remove me from this gc
Iida: Dear Kaminari, I, unfortunately, will not be removing anyone, but if you were to explain why you wanted me to remove you I may be able to make an exception. Sincerely, Iida Tenya
Mina: so Tetsu said monoma said kendou said shinsou said kaminari is throwing a bit of a fit and he did just purposely break his phone. So uh
Tsu: I think Kaminari is mad in the same way that Bakugo was mad earlier.
Sero: but Bakugo was mad bc he's jelly of Kirishima and Uraraka's relationship, or of one of them. I can never tell. Surely it isn't the same for Kaminari. I think he's either homophobic or mad cause i said no homo, and it's like no homo him but im a lil homo, maybe, idk i am having an identity crisis
Kaminari: Excty ero et it i ont ie ir
Mina: so can anyone decode this message? According to Tetsu the middle row is broken so he can't type asdfghjkl
Midoriya: the second word is probably hero bc that's why we're all here
Tsu: it could be kero, maybe he's talking about me!
Bakugo: it's obviously exactly geraldo set lit silk font die deku
Jiro: that doesn't fit
Jiro: but I think you got the first word right so exactly what
Sero: not to be vain but could the second word be sero?
Sato: no no Bakugou was definitely onto it with Geraldo
Tokoyami: okay so exactly sero, what about exactly sero death
Kaminari: uy eriouy rop it ti i pero
Ojiro: we'll get to the second message once we solve the first one. Okay so Exactly Sero death, now what about it is as the next two words, and then "ont ie ir"
Uraraka: exactly. Sero death it is. Won't die girl
Hagakure: so is he calling sero a girl for not dying?
Kaminari: n o
Ojiro: that was clearly nod
Yaoyorozu: I think he was trying to say exactly sero gets it I don't like liars
Shouji: I don't think so
Tsu: what about the second message?
Bakugo: guy seriously frop git till i perish deku
Midoriya: big words coming from the guy who is still shirtless
Uraraka: Deku! Stop complaining! I think it is an excellent contender
Kirishima: Ochako, you know he didn't write the correct translation, right
Uraraka: Of course, Eijiro, but he's hurting and he needs us
Bakugo: EH?
Mina: ok heres my guess "buy herisholudy adrop lit tlli si persondad"
Shouji: half of those weren't words
Mina: i know him.
Todoroki: Kaminari, I think you should just come back and grab one of your spare phones
Hagakure: spare phones?
Ojiro: he short circuits his phone at least twice a month so his parents get a family plan
Kaminari: im oo
Bakugo: we know ur a fool
Uraraka: That one works perfectly! Great job!
Ojiro: should we really be praising Bakugo for calling Kaminari a fool
Uraraka: he didn't even threaten deku this time, I call that a win
Ojiro: oh, well in that case, woo go bakugo
Kaminari: uc ou
Ojiro: wow kaminari, what the hell did i do, i'm not the one cheating on you.
Sero: are you talking about me? Bc sure I copied someone else's homework but I never copy Kaminari's I do have standards
Mina: that's definitely not what we're talking about
Kaminari: ii et me eve te ct
Mina: it's like reading hieroglyphics
Kaminari: min you're bitc
Mina: i'm shocked he would speak so ill on Mineta like that, I mean sure we all didn't like him but for his self proclaimed best bro, wow I guess we're really seeing Kaminari's true colors
Hagakure: i genuinely have forgotten what's going on, and no i will not scroll up
Tokoyami: essentially, bakugou and kirishima are shirtless, Jiro and midoriya don't understand how heterosexual dating work, todoroki and yaoyorozu are radio silent, Kaminari is out with Shouto but he's kinda got a thing going with Sero, and he's jealous now of Aoyama who is sero's new french boyfriend, Sato has been trying to punch down a tree for twenty minutes because I said he couldn't do it without sugar, and me and shouji have a bet going as to if kaminari is going to kill aoyama
Sato: can I get in on that action?
Shouji: who do you vote for?
Sato: I think Kaminari can take down Aoyama, easily
Aoyama: How do you guys think I got into UA, with my charming personality and wit? I could gut kaminari before he could say sacre bleu
Jiro: I don't think he has the right keys to type sacre bleu rn
Yaoyorozu: I do feel bad for the boys, as the drama is definitely focused on them, but I am glad for it to be off of Todoroki and I at least for a little bit
Tsu: aren't you on a date right now there's prob drama
Midoriya: I doubt it, if anyone were to know what is going on around them, it would be Todoroki
Bakugo: half and half is the most oblivious guy here deku.
Mina: there are so many layers of irony
Kirishima: GUYS, CAN ANYONE DO ME A FAVOR?
Jiro: depends what you need
Kirishima: can someone hang out with Ochako while I go pick Kaminari up and deliver him a new phone after class?
Hagakure: can Uraraka not hang out with herself?
Uraraka: no! I'm bored and require companionship.
Tokoyami: why don't you just go with Kirishima?
Uraraka: I'm not going to waste money on a bus ticket plus, Kaminari will need some boy time to calm down and it's just easier if I'm not there
Bakugo: I'm free
Midoriya: really? In that case would you and Uraraka be interested in going to the arcade later with Iidachan and myself?
Bakugo: fuck no
Midoriya: but then what would you do with Uraraka for an hour?
Bakugo: nothing your asinine mind could ever possibly think of
Midoriya: iida what does asinine mean.
Iida: Dear Midoriya, While I'm not a dictionary, I will answer this, however in future please google these things, especially considering I am sitting next to you. Asinine means someone who is extremely stupid, or foolish. Now, I am not calling you these words, and I am not in favor nor responsible for Bakugo calling you names. I hope this helps, but I am sure that it will only succeed in making you feel bad. Sincerely, Iida Tenya
Todoroki: If you need a third, I am available for the arcade
Midoriya: you're not hanging out with Yaoyorozu?
Jiro: ^?
Todoroki: why would you assume I'm hanging out with her? Did I tell you I was, I apologize if so, Midoriya.
Midoriya: no you're all good though, but uh me and Iida talked about it and we decided we haven't hung out one on one in a while so we're gonna go just the two of us, sorry, Todoroki!
Kirishima: damn i was looking forward to skeeball
Jiro: I will be hosting a girls night, for anyone who is interested
Sero: anyone who is interested?
Jiro: yes, of course aoyama is invited.
Hagakure: in that case, Sero it's probably best you don't come bc we are definitely going to talk about you
Sero: but nothing happened with Aoyama!
Sero: I told him I was going to go to the Core Four concierto and invited him to sit with me, but he could not seem any less interested
Mina: what is the core four concierto?
Sero: its Koda, Sato, Tokoyami and Shouji's barbershop quartet singing group's recital. They're performing tonight. Boys support boys.
Sato: thanks man
Tsu: I'm also attending!
Sero: frogs support boys
Tokoyami: frogs birds whatever koda is, we're all just boys supporting each other
Sato: he is kind of like a rock man. A rock with a heart of gold.
Sero: goals.
Uraraka: Eijiro, if you get back in time, and if Kaminari is okay and doesn't need your support, we should go to the concert!
Kirishima: are you still going to go even if Kaminari needs me?
Uraraka: I think Bakugo and I may stop by
Jiro: can we get back to what is really important, whether or not Yaoyorozu and Todoroki are still together following their lunch date
Yaoyorozu: We had a wonderful lunch, but have parted ways so we could go train. I believe he is now with Midoriya.
Mina: I can't say I'm surprised
Ojiro: so I guess I'll just say it. I am a little upset I wasn't included in the barbershop quartet
Sato: sorry man, we wanted to include you but a quartet is only four and as we are typically a group of five, we had to make a judgement call and you've been really busy with pining after Hagakure
Hagakure: I've never been pined after before. Gotta say, I love the feeling
Kaminari: when did this group come together? Do yall have a nickname?
Mina: Kaminari! You're you again!
Kaminari: yeah and you all suck at guessing what I was typing. Also, Uraraka, I will be borrowing Kirishima tonight, we're gonna work out at the gym
Uraraka: that's cool! I hope you and Eijiro have a great time!
Tokoyami: what do you mean by nickname?
Iida: Dear Tokoyami, according to Sero and Kaminari, the friend group that follows around Bakugo is called the Bakusquad. They also have been known to call Midoriya and his friends the dekusquad. So based on this, I believe that these are the kinds of nicknames that Kaminari is referring to. Hope this helps. Sincerely, Iida Tenya.
Shoji: can we be the Core Four? That's what our group chat is called
Ojiro: but what about when I'm in the crew? WAit a group chat? You guys chat without me?
Shoji: I totally blew it guys i feel like sero during the softball incident
Kaminari: Ojiro, if you want I'm making a gc for people who have been betrayed by things in this group. So far it's just me and Su. Bakugo is a maybe
Mina: why is Tsu in the group?
Tsu: ask Sero
Sero: I SAID I WAS SORRY
Kaminari: and by saying Bakugo is a maybe he has not yet been invited, but I'm like 99% sure he'll be a maybe
Bakugo: it's a no
Kaminari: that's cool that's cool
Ojiro: im in if it's any consolation
Kaminari: it's really not but thanks
Sero: guys guys holy shit has aoyama ever told you the story of how he discovered his quirk it is hilarious
Kaminari: literally no one cares about that losers quirk
Midoriya: i'm actually interested in aoyama's story kaminari I love hearing quirk discovery story's until i got my quirk they were my favorite thing
Kaminari: dammit now I'm interested. Fine, share your story, Aoyama
Aoyama: au mon dieu how exquisite to have all the attention on me however it is tres personal and I'll only tell sero and the girls chat mon apologies maybe if you all gave me attention more you'd know more about me ;) also sero, thank you for finding me funny, you are quite the gentleman
Kaminari: kirishima and I are gonna go to an arcade no one need me for a few hours
Sero: but bro I always need you
Kaminari: bruh?
Sero: bros 4 lyfe
Kaminari: bros 4 eva
Mina: I never cry, but after a day like this, I really needed this
Todoroki: does anyone else just feel like they've had a strange day?
Jiro: yeah I'd say so
Uraraka: I suppose
Shouji: I think it's the nerves, but I'd agree
Midoriya: I think maybe we're all just having an off day and tomorrow will be much better for everyone!
Iida: Dear Classmates, I must agree with Midoriya, and I do believe that the Core Four's concert is starting soon. I think in respect to our classmates performing we should stop messaging in the gc so they won't miss any hijinks or what have you. Sincerely, Iida Tenya