bandits talking about sharku helping them rule the shire
Two ruff looking men barg into the bar and ignore Barliman as they walk to a table and force the man sitting there to move.
"I can't wait until we're done with the shire," Whitford says. "First thing I'm going to do is force the stupid little things to make a proper bar."
"It would be nice to have somewhere we don't have to duck inside," Eldridge says.
"And some chairs that are actually tall enough for us."
"That would be nice. We'll keep the place for us only, the little things are only good as servants anyway."
"I wonder what kinds of plans Sharku has for them," Whitford says.
"Who knows but given the speed we've been moving so fast we'll have control of the shire in no time."
"It's not much of a kingdom but I suppose we don't need to worry about them fighting back."
"Did you hear that Sharku himself is planning on joining us soon?" Eldridge asks.
"No, that's a great news though. Once we have someone as powerful as him here the entire Shire will collapse over night."
"I can't wait to actually meet him. I wonder what kind of man his is."
"He has to be smart," Whitford says. "I mean he's been leading the take over of the Shire without ever setting foot there and has managed to do it with little conflict."
"I wonder what happened with the orcs he said he was going to send us."
"Who knows but I don't think we need them to keep the hobbits in line."
"Probably better for us," Eldridge says. "I don't trust the stupid beasts. Who knows what they'd do without someone looking over their shoulders."
"Not to mention just the sight of one would send the hobbits in a panic and we'd have to kill them all."
"I suppose the orcs not appearing is better but it has made more work for us."
"Maybe Sharku will bring more people to help us," Whitford says.
"I suppose we'll have to get back to the Shire soon I don't want Sharku thinking we're slacking off."
"If the little things keep bothering me I'll probably kill one or two to teach them to behave."