I'm sorry if I have not uploaded in a while. Hope you like it:D. I blame school *coughlazynesscough* Here ya go!
Review count...:
Superwin (Sixth Reviewer)
Anonymous Person (Seventh Reviewer)
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Superwin: Thanks for the suggestion:D
Raw666: Thanks as always for the suggestions:D
Poodie: Yeah Thanks:D
Anonymous Person: No, I'm not opposed of doing teams outside of Konoha:D
Disclaimer: Can someone tell me why a lawyer came to me in order to tell me to drop my claims to Naruto? This is the fourth time today, and I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. I don't own it.
Kotetsu and Izumo A.K.A The Eternal Guards
You are not allowed to tell people to strip to find out if the person is "clean"...especially the women has expressed their feelings and that they feel uncomfortable.
You are not allowed to scare Genin leaving the village for the first time to elevate your boredom. We need them out in the field to gain experience and not scared to leave the village due to thinking "A demon is out there to get their soul," "Bandits on the prowl for young girls," "The forest are hunted and no one returns from them once they leave," "Cannibals and Witches are out to eat them," "Other Villages out to capture and rape them for their bloodline," and the favorite "A missing-nin serial killers is out there, waiting for young children to butcher for fun." Its not funny, even if some of them are true.
You are here by banned from playing hot potato with an exploding note, jutsus or anything else that is lethal while on guard duty (Forever). Especially in front of potential clients, we don't want them to think that we are unprofessional even if some are *coughnarutoandtherestoftherookietwelvecough*
While we understand your concerns, but your petition for the Hokage, Tsunade to stop picking on you is rejected. She is the Hokage and has the right to treat you her slave is allowed as its not sexual in nature, and being forced to gather paper work, dance like puppets or perform menial or degrading tasks does not count.
You are hereby banned from sleeping while on guard duty. We don't care if Tsunade "tortured" you the whole of the night before.
Yes, we know you sleep.
Can you tell us why the wind Daimyō complained about you two? It involved you strip searching him...
We don't accept the excuse "We did not know that he was the daimyō". We have heard it to many times!
When we tell you to catch Naruto after he has done a prank does not mean you should help him get away or help him prank people...
You need to check everyone's belongings and ID properly
We had a bomb explode because you did not search a young woman's bag because you thought she was hot...
That is all for me guys. Next team I will do are team Konomaharu.
Give me suggestions for the stuff they can get banned for and what I shall write about next team.