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Team Baki (The Sand Siblings)
Gaara, please don't hug people with your sand, it's terrifying.
Kankuro, stop pick fights with little kids.
Gaara, please don't cover the village with sand, this isn't Suna.
Temari, please don't use wind Justus to spread sand all over the Village.
Kankuro is forever banned from making his own puppet designs. People are mentally scared.
Gaara is banned from talking to people. Grown men can't sleep at night.
Temari…put… the fan…down…
Gaara you are not to threaten people that look at your sister with lust. She can defend herself and you are scaring what few customers away.
Stop creating tentacles of sand to play with the girls in the village. We don't need that image in our heads, thank you very much.
Retracted due to number of threats from the female population of the village. Gaara is allowed to create sand tentacled behind closed doors.
Jiraiya, GO AWAY, IT'S THE WRONG CHAPTER!
Gaara, we are not calling you magnificent red, but we did approve of your dead father's new tittle, the Douche Bag Kazekage.
Temari, the Nara heir would not happen to be tied up in your bedroom, would he be.
Temari, stop create tornadoes in the middle of town of your sutitors. At least hear them out before rejecting them, we could use the money.
Stop playing with dolls and wearing makeup Kankuro, you look like sis. Use these battle puppets and wear war paint instead. Sign your Father the Kazekage.
You requested to be transfer to another unit is denied. You are the only to survive Gaara this long and we can't afford to lose any more Jonin. Deal with it.
Gaara, you are not allowed to build an own beach. We don't have the room for it...
On second thought, Gaara you could make a beach close to the water in our territory so we can get money out of it
We have gotten an increasing amount of complaints that you have been sighted holding hands with a puppet that's sculpted like a curvy woman Kankuro. STOP IT, it's creepy!
Temari, you are hereby banned from using wind techniques to spread confetti and newspapers.
Multiple people have gotten concussions from falling newspapers...
You wouldn't happen to know what happened to all the make-up in Suna Kankuro? All the shops had run out of make-up…
Temari, stop trying to murder your boyfriend because he is lazy.
Due to a number of threats from Temari, her mother and Shikamaru's mother, they are allowed to murder him behind closed doors.
Kankuro, we have gotten a recent number of complaints from your sister and the female population of the village. They are complaining that you have been giggling creepily and pervertedly around the hot springs together with an old, white haired man.
That's all I could think of… Please let me know how you think this chapter is and give me more suggestions for more teams…
The Next team I will do is not really a team but a mix of people. All I will say, is that they are from Kiri (Mist Village). I will be trying to do this by myself.. NeonNavy out