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Disclaimer: I need more disposable body bags...I do not own Naruto even tho I want to...Then I would not be writing these stories...

Team Kiri

Mei, you are not allowed to melt of someone's balls if they are perverted. We already have Tsunade and Sakura on our hands…

Chōjūrō, you need to grow a backbone. We have gotten complaints from fellow Kiri shinobi that they think you are unfit of the role of someone that is in the elite group Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist

Ao, you need to stop with your muttering of today's youngsters and about other stuff that we don't need to hear you complaining about! Otherwise we will send Mei on you.

Utakata, can you please stop blowing bubbles when you are in the hot springs. The village gets covered by the bubbles after 20 minutes and they take a while to disappear.

Mei, you need to stop trying to seduce Naruto Uzumaki. He already has a girlfriend.

Ao, we do not care about the 'good ol' days' and when Yagura was kind. He is dead!

Chōjūrō, you need to stay conscious when you are meeting powerful people, otherwise they will think Kiri is a weak village.

Utakata, you need to get over you hate for the word 'master'. You are scaring a lot of potential recruits.

Ao, we need you to shut down your club. We have gotten complaints from the wife's and children of the members that they have become more like you. It's troubling, close 'The Good Ol' Days' club!

Mei, you are hereby banned from using your status as the Mizukage to occupy the hot springs when your friends are with you *couchtsunadesakurahinatainotemaritentenandotherscough*, you can get your position taken away from you.

On that note Mei. We need you to stop trying to take over the Elemental Nations with your group 'Female Wrath Band', it's causing to many riots.

Chōjūrō, we found out that you are secretly starting a group called 'The Oppressed Mist Boyz' We already have one in Konoha, just not for oppressed people, just for those that aren't N00bz. Go ask Neji for details regarding the group.

Utakata you can also go and ask Neji for more information regarding his special group.

Yagura, how are you even here? No you are not a ghost with the power to stay in the mortal realm for a long time, go back to the afterlife.

Annnnd….. Done!

This was a hard chapter to write because I could not really find much more about them. I may do a part 2 with this team. Send me ideas in PM….

The next team I'm going to do is not really a team but It's the four people that was with Orochimaru during the Sound/sand invasion during the Chunnin Exams. (Tayuya….)

I'm working on my story 'The power of love' I think it will come out next.