Rising Breakdown Sphere EPISODE IV: The Search For More Money
After the battle of Varrock, the millions of coins saved have been put to reconstructing the damaged parts of Varrock and expanding the kingdom to make houses for those that lived in the now-destroyed Lumbridge.
Desperate to find more coins, Aizen and his followers decide to find more money to restock their lost funds and possibly to gain more money than they already had.
Another problem that Aizen must deal with if he is to rule the entire planet is how to persuade the Dragons of the Wilderness territory to join his side along with the Kingdom of Asgarnia and it's territories as well.
Chapter 1:
Two weeks after the Darkmeyer invasion, Hidan and pink-haired Espada with glasses named Granz was looking around the blacksmith building.
"Where's the blacksmith!?" Hidan shouted looking outside while Granz popped his head out the open window.
"It's been since that war we haven't seen him or her!" Granz shouted outside to him.
"You guys find the blacksmith yet?" Deidara asked walking up with a new Varrock Soldier.
"No which is strange, no notes left or nothing. We got a missing blacksmith." Granz said with a sigh.
"Great no blacksmith." Deidara said with a sigh of annoyance.
"So where is our beloved idiot leader?" Hidan asked walking up to Deidara.
"He is speaking to the Goblins I think at the Goblin Village and I heard Gin is at Port Sarim." Deidara said.
"Tousen left with Yammy to Karamja." Granz said walking outside closing the blacksmith door.
"Why go to that Island?" Hidan asked.
"I think they are going to attempt to gain access to Karamja Island other than just the dock and volcano, but it might not work since those people are very private to themselves in that Jungle." Granz said.
"Then I heard Aizen will be doing the stupidest thing ever." Deidara said.
"Not using his brain?" Hidan asked.
"Not flossing before brushing?" Granz asked.
"Talking to the fucking Dragon king." Deidara said.
"Oh fuck." Hidan sighed.
"Well, it was nice knowing him." Granz said laughing walking off.
"Is he crazy!" Hidan shouted.
"You know rumor has it that the Dragon region may contain gold like I'm talking a lot of gold that is worth so much." Deidara said.
"Oh how wonderful, perhaps a golden toilet too? Who the hell can even get it anyways with them flying around their region!" Hidan said sarcastically then yelled to Deidara frustrated.
"Look we need more coins to stabilize our Kingdom and I think we should hire a thief or something." Deidara shrugged.
"Oh, sure and probably he'll come back as a walking skeleton while he's at it!" Hidan said throwing his arms up.
"Hidan." Kakuzu said walking up.
"What, we are trying to find the damned blacksmith!" Hidan yelled.
"Aizen sent word that we are to prepare to pack up and head off with him to the Wilderness." Kakuzu said.
"Hahahaha!" Deidara shouted pointing.
"That's the Dragon Region! No! I refuse to go and you aren't-" Hidan began to say.
A minute later Hidan was being dragged by Kakuzu's threads through the street as he was cursing at Kakuzu and everyone that was looking at him being dragged.
"I fucking hate you! I fucking hate you! Just kill me now!" Hidan yelled.
"We need bait." Kakuzu joked...?
Meanwhile at the Goblin Village.
"We shall agree to this alliance under one condition, you must marry one of my daughters." The Goblin King said.
Aizen cringed looking at the six goblin women nearby with two of them being their brothers giving Aizen a mean look.
"Uh, you see I am uh, married." Aizen lied.
"To whom?" The Goblin King asked.
"Uhm too... Stork here!" Aizen said putting his arm around Stork who was standing with him.
Stork just stood there with a dull look on his face.
"Yes, we are married." Stork lied and said in an unamused tone.
"You are gay?" The Goblin King asked curiously.
"Yes, we are. We have a lot of sex." Aizen said.
Stork grumbled something on the lines of 'I hate you'.
"You're gay!?" Nnoitra asked looking inside from the window.
"Ah, son of a bitch..." Aizen sighed.
"You aren't gay are you." The Goblin King said pinching his nose.
"No I am not, look I uh, I really can't marry her I mean she's-" Aizen began to say.
"She's what." The Goblin King said leaning forward in his chair.
The Goblin Guards gripped their weapons.
"He doesn't want to marry her because he has a crush on someone else." Stork said.
"Oh. Well then just say so." The Goblin King said shrugging.
"But you said under one condition?" Aizen said.
"I did but I could of - you know what let's change it then. New condition, your friend marries one of my daughters." The Goblin King said pointing to Stork.
Stork looked at them then to Aizen then back to the Goblin King.
"How about-" Stork said and ran off out of the building.
Everyone watched him go and then Aizen looked back at the King.
"How about we help supply you more wood for your forts and homes and you don't pay a single thing." Aizen said.
"A net of fish a week." The Goblin King added.
"And a net of fish a week yes." Aizen said.
"Deal, but uhm if it's possible. Can you find some men for one of my daughters here? My wife wants us to have a half-breed grandson or granddaughter and she won't shut up about it. One of my daughters is fine with it but hey, no one wants to marry them." The Goblin King said.
"I will put up fliers at Varrock." Aizen said cringing a bit.
"Thank you." The Goblin King said.
Both looked at one another for a moment.
"Well, I got to kill a man." The Goblin King said thumbing back.
"Yeah, I have to find my idiot pilot." Aizen said walking off.
"Awkward." Both men said as they walked away from one another.
Right as Aizen walked outside he was greeted by Nnoitra.
"Storks at the Condor." Nnoitra said.
"So I see over there. We head back to Varrock and I will be going to the Wilderness." Aizen said.
"I got my sister's wedding tomorrow so." Nnoitra said.
"Two things, I'm not taking you and second do not lie to me." Aizen said.
"Thank you sir, and sorry sir." Nnoitra said grinning wide.
"Relax I'm sure I will make it out alive if I don't? I will haunt Gin and see how he likes watching over a shoulder..." Aizen said.
Meanwhile at Port Sarim.
Two men were fishing at the dock laughing and patting one another's backs until being blown by a wind spell into the water.
"Sorry missed my target!" Jessica shouted running down the pier trying to shoot a wind spell at someone who had a large bag of coins trying to get away.
"Can't catch me bitch!" The man laughed out.
Suddenly Gin walked around the corner and simply held his foot out making the man fall face-first into a fountain head crushing his skull in.
"Holy shit Gin!" Jessica said running up.
"His fault for robbing that poor old lady." Gin said shrugging.
"Rich old lady actually." Jessica said picking up the bag with her eyes wide.
The two walked over to an old woman who was waiting.
"Thank you dears, here." The old woman said giving both of them a hundred coins each.
"It is no problem, but you aren't you the wife of the mayor of Port Sarim?" Gin asked.
"I am. He's set to retire in a year and our son is taking over for us when we move up to Varrock." The woman said.
"You know we wouldn't mind expanding our kingdom's borders. If Port Sarim joins Varrock we can pay off any retirement plans you and your husband have." Gin said.
"Really? That is wonderful! I shall take you to him right now." The old woman said walking through the street guiding them.
Suddenly she gave the bag of coins to Jessica.
"Here dear, I don't need that since we are retiring. I no longer need to steal from the bank no more." The old woman said.
Both Jessica and Gin looked at one another in shock and carried on following her.
"Unexpected." Gin said.
"Tell me about it." Jessica said with a shrug.
"If you tell my husband what I do though, I'd hate to make you two statues like this poor fellow here in the street." The old woman said pointing to a statue of some man with his hat tipped up as a greeting statue.
Gin and Jessica looked at it and felt a bit uneasy knowing it was a dead man inside.
"We won't tell no one." Gin said.
"Yeah no why would we? Come on we want an alliance, not a funeral right?" Jessica said.
Both of them were very nervous trying to laugh it off.
"Just making sure. Come on inside I will go get him and we will discuss alliance plans, and then retirement plans. A large house- but he is going to ask for a pool with a jumping board. Do not give him that." The old woman said.
"Why?" Jessica asked.
"Because then he will pull his back again and another month of me having to take care of his sorry ass." The old woman said with a sigh.
"We will give you whatever you want." Gin said grinning wider.
Right before they walked in Gin stopped Jessica for a moment.
The old woman went up the stairs and Gin looked to Jessica.
"You and Aizen make out yet?" Gin asked.
"I think you know that answer, you idiot." Jessica growled.
"Yet no sex?" Gin asked.
"Do you always spy on us?" Jessica asked.
"It's my job after all. May I suggest you two get it on so that you and him can get some stress off." Gin said.
"You got no right to suggest that to us. We will do what we want." Jessica said.
"Again I just suggested it. But you brought up something interesting, you two never discussed sex yet?" Gin asked.
Jessica blushed looking away.
"I'm going to give you a suggestion again." Gin said.
"Whatever." Jessica said still looking away.
"You two need to talk, I can make a time to take care of some responsibilities and you two talk about what future you two may want, what sort of relationship. Have a serious talk about it and come to an agreement. You have to talk to one another and not just avoid each other since that day." Gin said.
Jessica kept looking away but knew he was right.
"He leaves tomorrow for the Wilderness." Jessica said.
"Then perhaps tonight." Gin said.
Gin looked back inside to see an old man walking downstairs with the old woman.
"They are down, let's go in." Gin said patting Jessica's shoulder walking in.
Jessica turned around and followed rubbing her temples.
Right as they entered and the door shut, outside at the pier was the Plague Doctor watching from a distance and when a group of seagulls flew by him he disappeared.
The Plague Doctor was then seen walking behind a pub and stopped looking to the side at a group of travelers walking nearby.
He just stared at them and suddenly they fell over gripping their necks gargling and then dying on the ground.
He just looked at them and walked off the other way.
"Even people of faith aren't safe from the plague that shall soon come. I am their only cure." The Plague Doctor said to himself.
Meanwhile back at Varrock.
"Let me out! Let me out!" Hidan shouted banging on bars.
"You are going to the Wilderness with me if you like it or not. Rest up we go tomorrow." Kakuzu said playing cards with two other people.
"What if one of them eats me!" Hidan asked.
"What about it?" Kakuzu replied.
"Bah!? No please let me out!" Hidan shouted.
"Ignore him, boys. I got a full house." Kakuzu said laying the cards down.
All the men had to put their money down and walk away while Kakuzu laughed counting the coins.
"At least with some of that coin can you buy me something to eat?" Hidan asked.
"It will be cheap." Kakuzu said.
"Asshole..." Hidan sighed.
"For that, I'm just giving you bread." Kakuzu said walking off.
"No, I'm sorry! Get back here!" Hidan yelled.
Hidan sighed laying back down.
"Tomorrow's going to be a bitch." Hidan said.