I lied, I updated this chapter before The Power of Love. Hope you like it:D. Here ya go! I wrote this during New Year so Happy New Year! Bye 2017, here I come 2018! Btw R.I.P Jonghyun.

Monthly favorites: Fanfics where they read other stories :p

Song: 링가 링가 (RINGA LINGA) by TAEYANG and Lonely by Jonghyun

Favorite Leader: Alexander The Great

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Disclaimer: I need more disposable body bags...I do not own Naruto even tho I want to...Then I would not be writing these stories...

Team Sound (The Sound Four)

Tayuya, your petition to have the swear jar removed from Base 318 is denied. It is your own fault you had to pay 6,000 Ryo during your seven day visit. It's not are fault you didn't learn control your potty mouth which we need to wash with soap tonight. Now stop or we will make a swear jar mandatory for every base under Lord Orochimaru.

Tayuya, stop forwarding offers and petitions form music groups and orchestras to play for them. Reject them yourself. Or maybe accept them so you get some more money to pay the swear jars that are popping up.

Fellow Sound shinobi, stop asking Sakon and Ukon how they go to the bathroom while attached together!? Also, Sakon and Ukon, for the love of god don't answer them. There are some mysteries we don't need to know.

Kidōmaru, please stop leaving spider webs all over to quote "Catch some Prey." We do need to keep a sustainable population of expendable ninjas. We can't do that if you use your ability to hunt down shinobi, and traumatize the few kunoichi we get by using your web and spiders as bondage material.

Jirōbō, stop crushing people because they call you fat. Yes we know that a good amount of your weight is muscle. That is why you used a doctor certificate that lists how much body fat to prove your point. You don't need to crush them to prove your body is nothing but muscle. Fat is heavy after all.

Tayuya, while you play beautiful music with your flute and we encourage you do in the day to boost moral, we ask you please resist playing around midnight. We do need our sleep after all, despite the fact our boss tries his hardest to make it difficult too.

Sakon, Ukon, we know you switch off every meeting within your shared body to sleep through the meeting. Stop that, despite how boring they sound, every meeting is important and as the leader of the Sound Four, you need to listen through them. Especially when they talk about distributing the budget and pay for various sections within Sound Forces.

Kidōmaru, we need you to stop looking and acting like a lunatic. Yesterday you were climbing around on all of your limbs (both the walls and the ceiling while singing songs from The Amazing Spiderman movies. We will get a copyright strike if you continue!

Jirōbō, stop calling our genin "weak maggots that are nothing but trash". In case you forgot, you were a crybaby when you were a kid before we finished our training of you. And all of you are maggots to Lord Orochimaru and his top officers, which is defiantly not you. Signed, Kabuto.

Sakon and Ukon. Even though you have two heads (which means two brains) doesn't mean that you 're superior to some of the others in Otogakure. You had the lowest written test results in the history albeit~ short of Otogakure.

Jirōbō, we find your hairstyle highly disgusting and we want you to at least get rid of the hair on the side of your head. It makes you look like a monk from Europe.

Kidōmaru, we have gotten reports from the civilians with families around the Land of Sound. Their kids have gotten scared because they saw ~and I quote~ 'I saw a hoodlum that had extra arms than normal, he must be a demon.'We want you to be as scary as possible, but please put a genjutsu on your extra appendages. Thanks

Kimimaro, you need to get to a hospital quick. You have problems with your lungs and we don't care about that you are Orochimaru's next host body and that you were the leader of this group before you fell terminally ill.. GET OUT!

Tayuya, we are concerned with your mental health. You got worse since you saw wind jutsu and trees again after a long time. Go back to the afterlife!

Annnnd….. Done!

The next team I'm going to is unknown.

I'm working on my story 'The power of love' I think it will come out next.