Hi, I have been on a hiatus because of real life but I managed to get this chapter out, finally. This one was kinda of a challenge.
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Akatsuki pt.1 (Itachi, Kisame, Hidan & Kakuzu)
Itachi, you are not allowed to burn up a shop simply because they did not have any pocky or onigiri.
Nor are you allowed to keep a weasel as your pet. You already have your crows.
Itachi, you spend way too much time those traditional cafés. You have missions to complete!
Kakuzu, you need to cut down on your collection of books. They take up too much room! We do not care if they are as ancient as you, if they have followed you from childhood or are even older than you, which is quite hard to believe…
Kisame, you are not allowed to kill fishermen and store owners just because they kill and sell sharks respectively. We need to keep a low profile.
Hidan, you are not a vampire! We've talked about this… Just because you like blood doesn't mean you're a vampire, nor anaemic.
Kakuzu, could you explain why there are tentacles everywhere. They are there when you're fighting and in your room in the hideouts… You need to stop…
Itachi, you are spending too much of the money on useless stuff, such as one ton of pocky and stuffed animals (crows, weasels…). Get a hold of yourself.
Kisame, you are hereby banned from being within one meter of Itachi's eyedrops. He has been complaining about them missing and we don't want a half-blind, grumpy Itachi now do we?
We are worried about your mental stability, Kakuzu, as it can affect our plans. Could you explain why you have multiple plushies of coins?
And could you explain why you have a list of names with numbers next to them with date? The explanation to why some are crossed out with red crosses is very much appreciated.
Hidan, could you explain the huge number of deliveries to you from a company called "Mature Toys Inc."? Our finances are already spread thin with our normal expenses and Itachi's expenses.
Additionally, you should cease with getting piercings and other similar things and ripping them out very hard for the pleasure. It's disturbing.
Kisame, we understand that you like serving kids back in Mist with shaved ice cream, but don't use your sword, Samehada, for this as it will lower the fear factor of both our group, but also you.
Hidan, you are not allowed to use the excuse: "It's part of my religious teachings/scriptures/actions to take, etc..." in vain. It is starting to get ridiculous and annoying.
Itachi, we don't understand why you have such an obsession with your brother, but we know that you need to stop getting plushies of him.
Stop keeping on about being a Leo, Kakuzu… We don't care about it. Just focus and do the jobs we order you to do.
This was chapter 13 of this fanfiction done. If you have any suggestions, critique, ideas, etc you can either leave a review or PM me.