Conversation 1
I give Voldemort a nickname
Note: I just somehow appeared in front of Voldemort, no idea how but I did.
Warning: none
Note: If I get enough reviews, I'll continue this conversation and even make more. give me your ideas.
Me- *looks around the hogwarts grounds, sees a freaky bald dude-whom of which has no nose- pointing a stick at some dark haired kid who was twisting in pain on the ground.* "Hey, why are you pointing a stick at that kid?"
V- *spins around to look at me, surprise evident on his face* (can you blame him though? just some random little girl walking up to the most dangerous wizard on the planet and asking why he's pointing a stick at someone. not something you see everyday) "Avada Kedavra!" He yells, now pointing the stick at me. A little green light shot from the end of it.
Me- 'hey, I've heard that before... uh oh' *sidesteps from the little green light* 'this is cool. how'd I get stuck in a book?' *peices the rest together. decides to have some fun* "was that a firework? who are you?"
V- *is totally surprised with how a "muggle" just dodged his curse* "I am Lord Voldemort!" he declares. then he gestures to some freaks around him, "these are my loyal Death Eaters.
Me- 'why would someone want to eat Thanatos?' *I look at him quizzically* "ok, Moldywart. nice to meet you. one, who is that?" I gesture to the boy on the ground, he was now trying to stand and point his own stick at Moldywart. "two, why are you guys dressed like losers?" I gesture at his robes. "and three, how'd you get any girl to fall for you? even if she is that ugly" I gesture to Belatrix who, just like in the books, was standing very near to Moldywart.
V- *totally triggered*