I'm going to try this fandom let me know who you would like to see in a song. The only ones I will do are heroic spirits with KNOWN true names. Mash is okay to ask for in any way. The Nasuverse and the songs are not mine in any way and will never be. This is just for fun and to share my brain with the world
This is sung by the members of the Emiya family and staff of Chaldea about Archer's change in Chaldea
Archer 'Shiro' Emiya didn't think too much when summoned, but Chaldea was different then fifth holy grail war. Not only did he see his servant the Saber known as Artoria Pendragon he also saw his father, adopted mother, his teacher/ big sister and his sister Illyasviel von Einzbern as servants. Said sisters was looking at him while he cooked, she couldn't help but sing about her brother while waiting for food.
Archer was on a roll
Person of the week in evry hero opinion poll
What a pro
Archer could shoot an arrow
Point him at an enemy and you're talking SRO
She sang about how he could bet all that he faces with projected swords or arrows. Her mother and own sister Chloe von Einzbern join in the song.
He was a no one
A faker, faker
Now he's a saver
He's a saver
Here was a kid with his unknown pat
From faker to saver in no time flat
Faker to saver just like that
All the servants when not in singularities talk to each about their pasts, so the Emiya/von Einzbern family know how the others got to Chaldea.
When he smiled
The sabers went wild with
Oohs and aahs
And they painted his face
On every parchment
(on every "scroll")
The smell of food now had attracted some of the staff of Chaldea. The female staff members along with Jaguar man/ Taiga Fujimura sang as well.
From appearance fees and royalties
Our archer had the cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you
What the Japanese earn.
Say Amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
When Archer was alive he had been in the archery club and through that as well as using his swords cause him to develop some muscle.
Archer, he comes
He sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were
Going bonkers
He showed the moxie, brains, and spunk
From faker to saver a major hunk
Faker to saver and who'da thunk
No one that he met in life thought he could be a hero, Archer had done everything he could to prove them wrong. He did that by becoming a counter guardian, though that didn't work out as all he did was kill. He tried to go back to the fifth holy grail war to kill himself.
Who put the hero in heroic?
Archer EMIYA!
Whose daring deeds are great theater?
Archer EMIYA
Is he bold?
No one braver
Is he sweet
Our favorite flavor
After that, he was summoned to Chaldea to save the human race.
There he became a hero.
Archer EMIYA, Archer EMIYA
Archer EMIYA, Archer EMIYA
Archer EMIYA, Archer EMIYA
Bless my soul
Archer was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high
And the nicest guy
He was one of the heroic spirits was used to make sure the enemy was finished. With his noble phantasm, he could deal with just about anyone.
Not conceited
He was a nothin'
A faker, faker
Now he's a hot shot
He's a saver
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From faker to saver
Archer is a saver
Now he's a saver
Yes indeed!
Archer finished cooking just as the females finished the song. He turned to look at the people waiting for food and had to smile.
Please comment, subscribe and asked for any other heroic spirits singing. I'm open to all that can be summoned. The songs will take a while as I need to look up the song, heroic spirit(s) and type out the differences in the songs and of course post.