The wind blew through the midnight forest, howling through the night. Newt stood, alone, in the night. A crusader on a mission to save the world, possibly the universe, from an entity with god like powers. Last time, he had learned the ways of the ninja, but had not completed his training. We join him as he jumps from tree to tree, his trenchcoat flying along behind him from the tailwind. The midnight air cold against his pale skin, and his hair flowing backwards with the sound of a deep howl.

Our hero now traveled through Missouri, a state that filled him with misery. According to google maps, there was a national forest in Missouri. Given Naruto's love for forests, Newt assumed he might be located there now. Having now mastered the art of jumping from tree to tree through the forest, he was now able to move at an incredibly rapid pace. If Naruto was able to teach him this much in such a short time, what would he be able to teach him in the long run?

Newt jumped from the treetops down into a clearing in the woods. The sounds of crickets filled the air around him. The only light was the light of the moon shining down from the heavens. Newt closed his eyes and breathed slow and deep. He could feel a presence in his mind during this tranquil moment. A small voice within his head. A voice that grew as he entered a meditative state. Slowly, his toes began to become completely relaxed. Soon after, his feet relaxed, followed by his legs. He could feel every bone, every vein, every nerve. He was entirely aware of himself. The relaxation spread all the way through his torso, and finally to his brain, where he felt total relaxation. In this state, he was able to hear the voice within his head.

But then, Newt realised, it was not a voice, but a entity that could guide him. His brain in its regular form misinterpreted the entity as a voice, when in actuality it was merely a trick that his brain used to comprehend the entity. The entity, though he couldn't see it, appeared to have held some form of power within this earth. The aura it emitted seemed to be good, as a layer of fear could not be felt when sensing it. It hit him faster than the bus that almost hit Cory in the first episode, the entity was the soul of Richard Nixon.

That made sense too. Newt remembered back to the days before Cory came to the White House. His earliest memories were running through the White House and looking at the many portraits of the US presidents. Two always stood out to him, though: Donald Trump and Richard Nixon. Their smiles seemed to captivate Newt, maybe their spirits had found their way into Newt's heart.

Newt felt the spirit of Nixon guide him through the forest, pointing him into a single direction. Newt ran Naruto style toward the beacon that Nixon had laid down. Waiting for him at the destination was the man himself, Naruto.

"Master, please let me learn more, man."

"I shall tell you one thing, then you will need to find me once again," he said as he raised his head, revealing his weathered face with whisker- like lines.

Newt bowed and watched Naruto as he walked over to a tree, looking up it. He then turned to Newt, but he had changed into a woman. A naked woman, that is. Newt stared in awe as the lady winked at him, which instantly made him drool. The woman changed back into Naruto.

"That is the harem jutsu. It's my own creation, a minor change to the transformation jutsu. Now do it."

Newt closed his eyes and tried his hardest to transform. Feeling it within his head, but not seeing it in his body. Who did he know that could use transformation? Well, the second chaos emerald allowed the bearer to transform into anything he wanted, could that be what he needed to use? Newt wasn't sure he could even use remote chaos control again, having only performed it a single time before.

As he began to concentrate on the emerald, a kunai knife flashed past his face, cutting his other cheek. Newt reached up and touched his face as blood began to slowly stream from the wound. The dark crimson liquid oozed down his fingers, staining his skin. The scent of blood instantly set him over, and he began to puke on the ground.

"Using other powers other than just jutsu is not what we are doing right now. I must train you to be a ninja."

"Oh yeah, man? Well who sent you to train me anyway? I don't think I even need your help to become strong. I'm on a different mission, not on one with you!"

"The man who sent me wished to remain anonymous, but he is a very powerful man with a plan to stop the darkness."

"Is it the president? Man?"

Naruto remained silent, possibly using the silence jutsu on himself. He didn't seem to even react at all. Newt didn't know how to use jutsu, who knows it he even cold in the future at all. Nothing seemed to matter anymore.

"Ok, man, if you won't answer that, answer to me what jutsu is and how I can use it."

"Silly child, I cannot simply teach you what jutsu is, but I can tell you what it is. Jutus is what happens when you release energy from your chakra. On earth this is often called 'magick,' as it is often misunderstood. Chakra was created by Kek billions of years ago in order to form living creatures. I shall now tell you the entire history of chakra from the beginning of time.

"Kek was born out of nothing. Some say he crossed over from a higher dimension, such as the eleventh dimension. Nobody can comprehend Kek as he is all powerful, yet also all seeing. Kek lived alone in the universe, which was, at the time, nothing. Soon enough, he became bored, and created a dense object which would explode into billions of galaxies, all made of the same elements. As he looked upon all of these, he felt something was missing, so he rearranged the galaxies to form beautiful mosaics in the cosmos. But still, the feeling persisted.

"So the great god kek decided he needed to create sentient beings, ones who could entertain him. He created chakra, magickal energy, which would become a cosmic energy that could not be measured by any device. This energy manifested itself into atoms of carbon elements, mutating them into sentient creatures, which evolved over millions of years to create the first humans. These humans could not understand chakra, and therefore did not use it in their everyday lives. Eventually, they began to use their chakra to advance their civilization unknowingly, not knowing they were using chakra powers.

"When the humans changed to modern day humans, chakra usage increased exponentially. The ancient egyptians were among the first people to understand chakra on a high level. These people even learned of the god Kek, and worshipped him and gave him his modern name. Kek learned of these people, who were the first to know of his existence, and he blessed them with the powerful seven chaos emeralds. These emeralds encompassed every chakra skill: teleportation, transformation, time, termination. Oh and the last three which don't start with t: alter age (which you guys never used), alter gravity, and alter skill. The final emerald is often thought to be Kek himself helping you in battle. All of the chakra skills can be mastered without the emeralds, but they make them easier and more powerful than any ninja can ever hope to be.

"Soon after discovering this, the Japanese also found out about this power, even gaining their own magickal artifact, the headpiece that Cory now wears. Though this would also be their downfall. You see, when civilians start using the power of chakra, the country holds too much power, and thus must be rebalanced. This happened many times throughout history, the Egyptians conquered many times by many other nations, eventually leading to the emeralds being scattered across the earth, the Japanese, losing their entire land to a wasteland with only one remaining temple. Now the United States threatens to become powerful in chakra, with many people now realising its powerful regardless of what the government censors.

"There is one other civilization that had used chakra immensely. It is known as the Aztec empire. In current day mexico, this empire learned that you are able to steal other people's chakra simply by sacrificing them to Kek. This led them to sacrifice many people, eventually making their leader nearly a god. He was known as Montezuma, or Mon, and was elevated to nearly god status with the sacrifices. His chakra level was so high that he held more power than even all of the chaos emeralds combined. Kek sensed Mon and realised that he must be stopped or his power could rival even his own power, so he invented a virus that would enter him and put him into an indefinite slumber.

"This is how the great empire of the Aztecs was defeated. You must know by now why the Aztecs are back, though. Their leader, Mon… he has risen again. It seems that people began sacrificing themselves, which made his chakra level higher than the power of Kek's virus. The indefinite slumber has ended, and the most powerful person in human history has reawoken. This is why I resent you. I need you to be more powerful, more powerful than me. I have learned many things throughout the years, and you won't even listen to me. I wish for my legacy to live on, will you take up the mantle, Newt?"

Newt sighed, now knowing what was at stake, "yes."

Liberated from saying man in every sentence, Newt felt newly anew. Maybe he could do this after all. With the tri-power of espio, shadow, and zero as Null, the immense skill of Cory, and the newly acquired skills of Newt, maybe they could defeat Mon, and possibly defeat the darkness that probably possessed him. Newt stared at Naruto, his hair blowing through the breeze as the sun began to rise on the horizon, "I'm ready to learn."