Woo season 4 (said no one ever). This is mostly a filler season but it will introduce future villains so pay attention you worthless idiots. It will be shorter than the other seasons so don't expect too much. Well without further ado: Cory in the House: Trials of the Earth Season 4.
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Cory awoke once again, sitting up and hitting his head on the ceiling. He was getting taller. Evolving. He looked over at his shelf, looking at the sonic comic an evil maniac had given him. Next to it sat Bane's mask, which he had ripped from the mans face. He reached over and grabbed his sword, sheathing it. Next, he grabbed his trusty headband, which fit neatly under his hair. Finally, he grabbed his newest accessory: the skull amulet.
He still didn't know what it did, but he knew it could hold the power of one's life force. As usual, Cory was dumb and didn't think in that way.
He walked out of his closet, and down the corridor of the white house. This would be his last day in the white house for a while, so he needed to savour it. He walked straight to Newt's room, knocking on the door. His door opened, revealing his brand new room. It held only a mattress, much smaller than his old room. He crawled out through the small door and dusted the insulation out of his hair. He still wore the robes he received from the last emperors tomb in Iowa, mostly because it was all he had to wear.
"Hey man," Newt said, "you're leaving today?"
Cory nodded, "I can't wait to see what it was like back then!"
Newt looked down, "uh, so before you go, um do you want to hang out man?"
Cory thought for a moment, even though it was a simple question, "yes, but we only have a few hours."
"Awesome sauce!" Newt said as they went to the cafeteria.
They sat down at a table and ate their stale bread. The sounds of dishes clinking could be heard amongst the chatter of voices.
"So what are we doing today?" Cory asked.
They both knew the answer before he even finished the question, and they nodded at each other, knowing what the other was thinking. The boys quickly finished their bread and ran down the stairs and out the door of the white house. They grabbed their motorized scooters and rode off toward the mall.
Ever since the United States went under martial law, the streets had been nearly empty. Cars had been outlawed, except for certain people, and the average person was required to become a part time soldier, unpaid of course. Newt didn't like this much, but he was a patriot so he needed to stay positive.
They arrived at the mall and entered, going up to the long shut down food court. Teenagers tended to still hang out here, but there were far less of them, and they were the edgy ones. As they rode their scooters up the escalator, they saw there were many qt 3.14s surrounding a trash can fire. Most had their heads half shaved.
"So, what's the plan?" Newt asked.
"Hm, maybe we can ask to join them?"
"Good idea, core-man!"
They approached the group, still riding their scooters. Most of the group started laughing as they rode up.
"Um, yo, can we join?"
"What are you doing?" Newt said, pulling Cory aside.
"Pandering to their demographic."
"Let me do it," Newt said, turning to the edgy teen gang, "Um, yo, can we join?"
A girl with long red hair covering half her face spoke up, "Yeah, sure whatever."
Cory and Newt sat down in chairs next to the fire, everyone ignored them.
"So anyway, don't you guys hate this new country? *BEEP*, when are we going to take over and make it a good place and not the *BEEP* hole it is right now?" a girl with a shaved head painted yellow said.
"Yeah, we should start a *BEEP*ing rebellion! ANARCHY!" another chimed in.
Cory began to get angry at this, though most nodded, except for one normal looking girl who stayed silent, looking bored.
The leader noticed, "hey Shikami, what do you think of this plan."
Shikami rolled her eyes, "that sounds like such a drag, why do you even make me come to these things?"
"We make you come because Payne said he wanted you to join his group, and you're going to help us join as well," the leader spoke.
"If I wanted to join the Akatsuki, I'd have joined already," she said, her eyes half closed.
The rest of the group looked at her in shock, "you don't want to destroy the United States government?"
This set Cory over the edge, and he began to shout, "I can't believe what I am hearing! The United States is the greatest country on earth, and everything the president does is for the good of the nation! He is trying to protect us from Hitler, who I have fought personally! He is trying to protect all of you!"
Most of them began to laugh at Cory, Newt turned away embarrassed. Maybe Cory was wrong, maybe these people were right…
Suddenly, the mall cops rode up with their tasers out, "what the *BEEP* are you *BEEP*ing kids doing *BEEP*ing the United *BEEP*ing States government in a *BEEP*ing United States facility! I should *BEEP* each and every one of you for being *BEEP*ing terrorists!"
The group suddenly dispersed, with the exception of Shikami, who sat there looking bored, thinking it was too much effort. Cory and Newt ran away, Newt looking back, concerned for the lazy girl. The mall cops split up and half began to chase the boys. Cory knew that this wouldn't be like the last time they were being chased by cops. This time Chris wouldn't show up, as he was now in the ER for eating too much. They would need to escape on their own, and not be seen as terrorists.
As the cops went for Shikami, their tasers seemed to go straight through her, as if she was invincible. She put her arms behind her head and yawned, standing up and walking away.
Cory and Newt slid down the escalator railing, taking off running when they got to the bottom floor. It was then that it hit Cory.
"OUR SCOOTERS!" Cory shouted, turning around.
Newt pulled him forward, shedding a tear, "we have to leave them…"
Cory screamed as Newt pulled him away.
They managed to escape, the mall cops not being able to fit through the doors with their segways. Cory and Newt stood in the empty parking lot panting. They had done the impossible, they had escaped the grasp of the mall cops… again.
"Good… job man…" Newt managed to say, out of breath.
"Y-you too," Cory said looking back at the building.
"Who are the akatsuki, and who is this 'Payne' guy?" Newt asked Cory.
"I don't know but they're definitely terrorists!" Cory said, shivering at the word.
"Hm," Newt simply said, thinking about what they said.
"Oh no! I'm late!" Cory said, running away. Newt followed him, smiling a bit at his old friend, thinking back to the first day Cory showed up.
Cory and his dad entered the white house with their suitcases, ready to live it up in a new house. Cory dropped to the floor, exhausted from carrying his 5 pound backpack.
"We are here! Are you ready for this Cory?" his dad asked.
"Y-yes I-I'm ready," Cory said in his old stutter, which he had nearly gotten rid of.
"Aw yeeeeeeah! I'm going to cook this entire house!"
"Calm down, Mr. Baxter," the president said, smirking as he approached.
Cory sat up, "wh-who are y-y-you?"
"Oh you don't recognize me? I'm the president."
Cory's eyes went wide and he began to bow down to the president.
"Hahaha Cory, you don't bow to the president!" the chef said, laughing at his son.
"No, it's ok, mr. Baxter."
Cory stood up, dropping his backpack to the floor for his father to carry. A young boy around Cory's age approached.
"Ah Newt, why don't you show Cory to his chambers?" the president suggested.
"Ah man, ok man, I'll do it man," Newt said with his signature style.
The two boys walked down the hall toward where the rooms are.
"So, man, how man, did you man, get man, in the house man?" Newt asked.
"I-I um, m-my dad, h-h-he's the ch-ch-chef."
"Woah man, my dad man, is a senator man."
"W-woah…"
Newt pointed to a small door, "that man, is my room man."
Cory nodded. They continued down the corridor in front of another door, "Man, this man, is your man, room man!"
Cory excitedly opened the door and jumped in, hitting his head on the small ceiling. Newt and him laughed together as the scene faded away.
Back in the present, Cory and Newt arrived at the white house. The president was waiting for them, knowing they would be late.
"Come on, Cory, it's time." the president said dramatically.
Cory turned to Newt, "well it's time for me to go…"
Newt nodded, "I'll see you when you get back."
Cory turned away and put his hand up in a wave, "d-don't change, Newt."
"Don't worry, you'll come back to the same old DC."
Cory nodded and walked away with the president, leaving Newt alone to wonder what it would be like when he got back. It seems that DC is constantly changing, would his promise ring true? Newt closed his eyes, everything would be fine. He walked back to his room.
"Are you ready to go back?" the president asked.
"Yes I am, I am ready to found the United States."
The president opened the door to the lab, where scientists moved out of the way to make room for the massive legend. At the end was a chamber with a wide glass door, held open for Cory himself. He entered the chamber and the door was shut behind him. Slowly, a mechanical hum began to grow louder as steam filled the chamber. As his vision went out, Cory saw the president waving at him, smiling. The door opened once more as the device shut down. Cory was no longer in the house.
"He's gone?" the president asked.
"Yes," a scientist said, "unless someone lets him come back you will never see him again."
"Good, I thought I would be able to train him as my own monster, but it seems he isn't as much of a mindless robot as I thought, that became apparent when he teamed up with the leader of the neo Aztecs, who I specifically said were the enemy."
Dramatic Japanese singing began to play as the scientists nodded, unaware of a man behind them who wanted to watch his best friend leave, only to see him disappear forever. Newt wiped his eyes. He needed to find this Payne guy.