A/N: I have bits and pieces of five, maybe six stories/chapters/one shots in progress. This is just a silly lil offshoot that stuck in my head.
Yang and Blake had no idea they were walking into world war three upon returning from their walk. Nora looked rather amused, Ren, Weiss and Oscar all looked appropriately shocked and/or terrified. Thee others weren't really important, no, the main players in tonight's drama were one Ruby Rose and One Jaune Arc. The two were staring daggers at each other, the cause wasn't immediately clear as the entire house was deathly silent. Yang flicked her eyes around the room, no one daring to speak, she sighs. "Vomit boy take the last strawberry?" She calls out nervously, hating the tense silence. The duo in question didn't even acknowledge that they heard her lame attempt to diffuse the situation. "Ooohhkay" Yang sighs, Blake squeezing her hand in silent comfort.
Ruby's scroll beeps drawing everyone's attention, Blake notes Jaune's face has gone red with anger. There are several tense seconds when nothing at all happens before the scroll beeps demanding attention again, yet Ruby has yet to even acknowledge the device yet.
"Your boyfriend is texting about your date, aren't you gonna answer?" Jaune's voice is low and while there is definitely an undertone of anger its not harsh. Yang's eyebrows shoot up in shock, Blake's jaw hits the floor.
Ruby growls, apparently frustrated. "I'm just meeting Cardin for dinner and to catch up, it's not a date." Ruby stands defiant.
"That sounds like the very definition of a date!" Jaune snaps. "You know he blackmailed me back at Beacon, but sure, go have a date."
"He invited you to come too, Jaune." Ruby points out, sighing in exasperation.
"Suuure, I'll come and be the third wheel on your date, sounds lovely." Jaune's voice drips with sarcasm.
"It is not a date." Ruby stomps her foot a bit childishly. "I think he's changed, maybe he wants to apologize and make a fresh start?" Ruby tries to appeal to his logical side.
"Whatever." Jaune turns away from her. "Marry the jerk for all I care." He mutters before stalking off to the kitchen.
Ruby stares in shock for a second, hand half heartedly reaching after the blonde boy. Her scroll beeps again, this time she retrieves the little device and frowns. "I was really hoping he'd come. Maybe I should cancel tonight." Her hand lingers over the scroll for several seconds before she finally types out a "maybe tomorrow" before sighing. "I'll be upstairs." She sighs "Sorry about the fight." She mutters leaving the room. Once Ruby us out of earshot Nora breaks into full blown laughter.
"What's so funny?" Weiss demands.
"Ruby is Jaune and Jaune is Pyrrha!" Nora cackles enjoying the situation far more than she should.
"Huh?" Yang is confused.
"Nora." Ren scolds at first. "That's actually a pretty accurate description." He concludes.
A/N: this may have a pert 2 heh.