HARRY POTTER JOKES 'n' MEMES
CHAPTER 1: The common ones
(A.N. Hi guys and welcome to my I dunno fanfic (That was a terrible first line). I'm currently writing a fanfiction for Dork Diaries, it's called 'The Next Dork' you should really go check it out. So this isn't really a story (just an extra thingy – majig). Im gonna write some Harry Potter jokes n memes! Yay(!) Really just to pass time... If you do ending up reading this be sure to laugh (I don't mind sarcasm) Okay we don't want the intro to be too wordy, CYA)
Voldemort & Sirius Black
VOLDEMORT : Why so sirius?
SIRIUS: Why so nosy?
'cheers'
Harry Potter & Sirius Black
HARRY: Your white.
SIRIUS: No, Im black.
HARRY: Lol, Stop joking.
SIRIUS: I'm sirius.
'but-'
Dumbledore & Severus Snape
SNAPE: Headmaster, I'm afraid the Dark Lord has returned,
DUMBLEDORE: Are you serious?
SNAPE: No, I'm Severus.
'sirius be like,'
Voldemort & Lucius Malfoy
MALFOY: What kind of Dark Lord are you?
VOLDEMORT: Umm
MALFOY: You let Harry Potter escape right under your nose
VOLDEMORT: Right under my what?!
'insults'
Ron Weasley & Harry Potter
RON: uh huh? Anything else Harry Potter?!
HARRY: Yeah! STAY AWAY FROM ME, I DON'T WANNA EVER SEE YOU AGAIN!
RON: FINE! Hmph... See you in the room we share...
'roommate's arguments be like,'
Ron Weasley & Hermione Granger
HERMIONE: Hi, I'm Hermione Granger
Ron continues to chew his food*
HERMIONE: And you are...?
RON: Your future husband.
'silence'
George Weasley & Draco Malfoy
GEORGE: Draco...
DRACO: Wut.
GEORGE: Your hair...
DRACO: Huh?
GEORGE: Let me touch it...
DRACO: Ei?
GEORGE: PLEASE.
'Eh...beggars'
Rubeus Hagrid & Harry Potter
HAGRID: Then the plane flew through 'you know what'
HARRY: What you mean turbulence?
HAGRID: Oh...shh don't say it!
'excuses'
Dumbledore: Student safety is my top priority
'repeatedly hires unstable and dangerous professors'
'I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits at the end of the year to try and kill Harry Potter'
'Despite his flaws, Voldemort does indeed care about Harry's education'
'I named my lizard Harry, just so I can say,
You're a Lizard Harry'
On a scale of one to ten how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?
'About nine and three quarters'
What do you call a coughing Quiddtich commander?
A Weasley.
What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?
Gifted.
What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
What do you call a potterhead on a horse?
Harry Trotter.
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So you'll never know which side he's on.
Why does Voldemort love Nagani so much?
Because she gives him hugs and hisses.
Why does Voldemort not have any glasses?
Nobody nose.
Why does Sirius Black have so many fans?
Once you go Black you definitely don't go back!
Why does Voldemort use Twitter and not Facebook?
Because he has followers, not friends.
Why did Harry Potter cross the road?
No one knows but someone will write a fan fiction about it.
(A.N. Ok that just a short list of stuff to hop onto fan fiction. I won't be surprised if I don't get that much views but still someone might read this. If you do please write a review of what topic I should base my memes and jokes on for the next 'chapter'. I actually ain't that much of a Harry Potter fan but I do look at the memes so yea! Anyways bye people see you after a few days (If, only if, someone writes a review) CYA PEEPS!)