CHAPTER 2: For the 'true' fans
(Hey guys it's me again! So, I know I already said that I won't post until my miraculous one shot came out, but because of my free time, I'm going to do another chapter on H.P! Your lucky, I'm not doing Dork Diaries sorry Dork Diary fans I only had time to do one!)
'Voldemort is like a teenage girl,
he has a diary,
a tiara,
a special cup
a pet he adores
and an obsession with a famous teenage boy'
'Tom Riddle knows everybody's business
he knows everything about everyone.
That's why his chamber is so big,
It's full of secrets.
'If you're havin' Quidditch problems I feel bad for you son'
'I got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one'
'Ron Weasley, the boy who made it out of the friend's zone'
A way to depict the four houses -
Gryffindor: 'I hate Slytherin'
Slytherin: 'I hate Gryffindor'
Hufflepuff: 'I wish Gryffindor and Slytherin would stop fighting'
Ravenclaw: 'Shut it everyone. I'm reading.'
Harry Potter: I don't always die, but when I do, I don't
Dumbledore: I'm sorry about your parents, but no spell can reawaken the dead, Harry. I trust you know that.
'Except for the time turner. We'll use that to save buckbeack'
Voldemort: AVADA KED-
Hermione: You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you,re saying it wrong.
Dumbledore: Now welcome to Hogwarts, one of the best thing about this school is, NO MATH.
Hagrid: You're a unit of power Harry,
Harry: I'm a watt?
Ron: Harry, you need to help me, I think Hermione has been friendzoning me...what if this goes nay longer?
Harry: …
Snape: Stop whining!
You know nothing about friendzones.
Harry: 'The one who lost his parents'
Snape: 'The one who lost his love'
Voldemort: 'The one who lost his nose'
Snape: I don't always cry...
But when I do, they're magical memory tears.
Harry: Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle?
Ron: What other animal would you want it to be?
Harry: oH I doN'T kNOw, mAYbE, A raVEn?
TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO WONDER WHY GIRLS GO TO THE BATHROOM TOGETHER.
They went alone and...
'Hermione got attacked by a troll'
'Ginny got abducted'
'Myrtle died'
'Katie got cursed'
DON'T GO TO THE TOILET ALONE GIRLS. Future
Snape: My Lord, regrettably...
Voldemort: …
Snape: I forgot the snacks.
Sorting hat quizzes be like...
How do you brush your teeth?
A) Bravely
B) While making a sandwich
C) While reading book
D) I'm a snake
Can you 'sort' this out?
'I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the car...
Probably had the only peace and quiet she'll ever have for the rest of her life'
'I used to be so jealous of Harry Potter for being able to talk to snakes, but it turns out I've been doing it for years
'The reason Harry wasn't chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letter from the air instead of taking one from the floor.
Dumbledore: Now give a warm welcome to our new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Lucifer Serpentine
Harry: I bet this dude it great
(A.N. So that was the other lot of words. Some, may not understand a few of them as they're kind of for the people who can't live withought saying the words 'Gryffindor' at least once every day. Sorry guys the miraculous ladybug competition was cancelled, due to some absences. Anyways I'll see you all in maybe around 3 days!
Bai!)