(Endless Thirst)
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the UCW US Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first the challenger, from Moscow, Russia, "The Man of 1000 Bottles" VODKA MAKAROV!"
The Russian powerhouse arrived while drinking a vodka bottle which he then crushed with his forehead before getting inside the ring.
(All My People)
"And his opponent, from Puerto Rico, he is the UCW US Heavyweight Champion, RAMON CARRIBEAN COOL!"
The champ came out to a wave of cheers as took a bite out of an apple and made his way into the ring. He showed his belt before giving it to the ref who showed it and called for the bell, starting the match.
Both men got face to face with Makarov not looking impressed and Ramon not intimidated by the size difference. they locked into a clinch which Makarov easily won, pushing Ramon against the ropes, and attempted a chop which he ducked and rolled away to put some distance.
Ramon soon grabbed Makarov's arm to twist it into Makarov's back. However, the Russian giant was unimpressed and simply caught Ramon in a headlock which he escaped by pushing down on Makarov's leg with his own foot.
After hesitation, both men locked hands once again, but this time, Makarov headbutted Ramon in the face and pulled him into a corner where he delivered blows to him and his head. Ramon attempted to fight back with strikes to Makarov's head and kicks to his legs, but they weren't very effective.
Makarov tossed Ramon across the ring twice before locking him down in a headlock. Eventually, he got him back up and attempted a Powerbomb which Ramon reversed into a Ice Pick submission hold. Makarov soon managed to push him for a back body drop, but Ramon lande don his feet and attempted to knock him down with a clothesline twice.
After this, Ramon impressed everyone by ducking two blows from Makarov and lifting him for a body slam despite his huge size. As he got on his knees, Ramon hit a Flip Kick on top of Makarov's head to make him roll out of the ring and jumped into him with a Top Con Hilo.
Bringing Makarov back in the ring, Ramon climbed a top turnbuckle and went for a Diving Crossbody. However, Makarov caught him in his arms and applied a Swinging Side Slam. He then clotheslined him out of the ring before charging into him with a Suicide Dive despite his weight.
Slamming Ramon's head on the security barricade, Makarov then lifted and Powerbombed him down on the apron, making him scream in pain. Bringing him back in the ring, Makarov Powerbombed Ramon in the corner twice before going for the pin.
"1!...2!...KICKOUT!"
Makarov stepped on Ramon's stomach, making him scream in pain from feeling the weight crushing him down. The Russian giant then gave the champion many slaps and blows while he was down on the mat before catching him in a sleeper hold. As it seemed Ramon would pass out, he somehow managed to reach for the ropes and force the break.
The champion then fought back against Makarov with chops and European Uppercuts before attempting to lift him on his shoulders, only for the weight to crush him down. Makarov laughed maniacally and tossed him in the corner where he hit him with a Body Avalanche followed by violent blows to his chest.
After this, Makarov once again locked Ramon into a sleeper hold which drained a lot out of the champion. However, as he seemed ready to pass out, he suddenly shot his eyes open, grabbed Makarov's arms, and pulled them off his head with his raw strength. He then hit an Enzuigiri to the side of Makrov's head to make him stumble back.
However, the Man of 1000 Bottles bounced in the ropes and jumped on Ramon with a Crossbody followed by the pin.
"1!...2!...KICKOUT!"
Makarov stomped, chopped, and hit blows to Ramon's head, each more violent than the other, and stunning him more and more. He then grabbed and locked Ramon into a Boston Crab submission hold which made him scream in pain before he made it to the ropes and forced the break.
Ramon retreated out on the apron with Makarov following. As he was about to hit him, the champion suddenly grabbed the Russian giant and applied an Exploder Suplex all the way down on the outside floor, shocking everyone.
After this impressive feat of strength, both men got back in the ring before getting counted out. Ramon then ducked a clothesline from Makarov and replied with a Bouncing Lariat that surprisingly made him side flip. Ramon then grabbed him from behind to apply his X Backstabber followed by the pin.
"1!...2!...3!"
"Here's your winner and still UCW US Heavyweight Champion, RAMON CARRIBEAN COOL!"
Ramon stood up with his title belt and lifted it in the air for the cheering crowd.
"Did. You. See. THAT?!" Joey exclaimed. "Ramon Carribean Cool just lifted Vodka Makarov and defeated him to retain his title!"
"Geesh, looks like we underestimated the US Champion's physical strength!" Bobby said with blinking his eyes. "I thought Makarov would crush him, but after his encounter with D.B. Dragon last summer, I should have known better..."