If you believed the rape talk last episode was bad, it has nothing on this one. Trigger warnings for in story AND in my notes when it comes to Sam and rape. Also, a little talk on this episode is Lucifer seeing a teen (he doesn't know the age of him) have sex in Sam's adult body with a grown adult woman. So warning also for a little talk of underage sex. I think the kid was actually 18, but at the time, Lucifer doesn't know that. I don't remember and frankly don't want to rewatch the episode to check.

Episode Thirty Four - Swap Meat

Lucifer frowned at the title of this episode when Ella told him what it was, but he was doing that a lot lately and was getting used to hating things.

"Swap Meat? Sounds like a really weird raffle of some sort..."

Ella laughed. "Not quite. And you're going to hate this episode, especially for some of the things done to Sam...or well, parts of Sam anyway."

He blinked at that. "Parts of? That doesn't sound at all ominous."

He got smiled at for that one.

"It actually annoys even me, this episode, so you're not alone there. It's just, you like Sam a whole lot more than me."

He rolled his eyes and turned to stare at the television which was ready to play the episode in question. "Sounds like tonight is going to be pretty much a nightmare, then."

Ella happily nodded at that, before pointing towards the screen. "Let the nightmare begin!"

He managed to actually laugh at that stupid joke and pushed start to get the episode rolling.

He was weirded out by the start of the episode with Sam being called Gary and acting like a virgin teen who was into anything that moved and ordered a banana daiquiri and said he wanted to have the sex with the woman, Crystal, next to him.

"Oh. Oh no. Yeah, I hate this already. I mean Jared's a great actor and all, but this is...horrible. That isn't Sam at all and, oh, the title actually makes sense now! Body swap."

Ella nodded and waited for him to actual do or say something else. He turned to push play and get the episode going again but stopped as the implications set in. "Wait. Sam isn't in control of his body and this teen kid inside him is going to use his adult body to have sex with a stranger Sam wouldn't look twice at? Oh, oh no. I hate this kid and this is the weirdest and less likely case of rape ever."

Ella blinked at that. "Can you consider it rape, since Sam isn't there?"

He nodded. "It's his body, and he isn't able to stop the bloke inside him from having sex with random strangers simply to pop their v card. This is disgusting and if not Sam being raped, that woman sure as hell is, since she has no idea she is not sleeping with who she thought she was. Also she is instigating statutory rape by sleeping with a minor. All three people in this scenario are being raped in at least one way. This...yeah, you're right, I hate this."

Ella stared at him in amazement. "Woe. I totally didn't even think of it that way and now I am totally disgusted. Dude, this is so messed up."

He nodded and pushed play. The sooner he got this over with the better.

He did stop it once that horror was over for the time being, since with the three day earlier popping up it sure meant that it would be repeated later on. He shuddered at the thought but liked the first scene after that.

"Huh. It's nice that their old babysitter actually believed their dad about being a hunter and called them in to stop a ghost she had in her house and was attacking their daughter. It's nice to see that not all people who get affected by the supernatural turn into hunters themselves and go on with their lives normally just with extra information about how the word really works."

Ella nodded and grinned. "Yeah, it is good to know. It's kind of like life right now. Supernatural is real, okay, move on , business as usual."

He smiled and nodded. "Yeah, it's good to see."

He pushed play again.

He laughed at Dean's "Shake it up, baby." to Sam about his shaker salad.

"Ugh, that kid is creepy. I'm the Devil and he creeps me out. No."

Ella laughed at that one, and shushed him.

He shushed and focused on the show.

He winced when Sam found himself in the body of the creepy teen. "Poor Sam. you did not deserve this at all. No one deserves this. Dean doesn't deserve this. Hell, fictional me the genocidal maniac doesn't deserve this!"

She poked him in the side, but she had a grin on her face. "Shh. Watch, dude."

He rolled his eyes, but continued watching. This episode pissed him off so much he didn't even care if he spoke over it, which was a first for him in the show. He had no doubt he would stop it again at some point, but right now, no.

He did pause it again shortly after that thought with the car incident. He frowned and cocked his head to the side. "Well, Dean is stupid."

Ella punched him in the shoulder for that comment. "Dude, no."

He nodded. "Uh, yes. How does he not realise that this imbecilic kid is NOT Sam? He acts completely different. He crashed a car he knows how to drive. He is using language Sam doesn't. His facial expressions are different. Dean, who is so hyper focused on Sam's behaviour doesn't notice a damn thing when he could tell Sam was possessed by a demon when his behaviour had barely changed? No. This is out of character for Dean. Because he can't recognise out of character behaviour in Sam, when he always does."

Ella blinked at him and frowned. "Okay I'll give you that one. Don't really blame Dean for his out of characterness though, blame whoever wrote this stupid script."

He nodded at that one. "Good plan."

He pushed play again now that he got that out of his system, hoping this didn't get worse after the sex incident.

He closed his eyes and groaned after he pushed pause again after the witch hunt was over. "Seriously, this is the most infuriating thing ever. Dean, you should know what's wrong immediately, yet you're acting like Sam changes his personality into sulky teen witch every weekend or something. What the hell is going on?!"

"Bad script is what's going on. We've established that already, remember?"

He sighed and nodded. "Yes, but it doesn't make watching clueless Dean looking weirdly at Sam any more tolerable. Or Creepy kid in Sam any less utterly creepy. Uuuugh."

Ella giggled at that one, and pointed at the screen. "Sooner it's over the sooner it's over, Luce."

He rolled his eyes but pushed play again, wishing that the episode was already over.

He recoiled when it turned out the woman that creepy kid was going to have sex with turned out to be a dominatrix, as it added even more layers of bad and wrong onto things. He pushed pause and just stopped himself from flinging the remote across the room in the need to get rid of the episode.

"No! Oh...screw this episode so hard. This is the worst episode so far I have seen, and there was that one time there was a guy who turned into his truck when he died and turned into a ghost like that. Damn, stupid ghost truck...That's how stupid things can get."

Ella nodded and patted his arm. "I know, Lucifer. I feel your pain."

He shook his head. "No, I am the one who tried to understand what a truck would be like in Hell and how one was supposed to punish it. That's my life. That's an actual thought process I had to go through to move on from that awful episode. And this is worse."

Ella winced at that. "Okay, I'll leave the Hell stuff and punishment to you, because I can't say that thought has ever actually crossed my mind. Okay, I understand some of your pain."

He nodded. "Better." He pushed play again. He hoped this episode ended soon.

He didn't push pause again for the rest of it, though he did roll his eyes at the stupid kid who purposefully summoned a demon to get his arse killed because of being a stupid teen who thought the world owed him everything.

He pushed stop when it ended and stared at the blank screen. "Okay, why is that girl at the end smiling? I have no doubt in my mind that the demon that possessed her made her watch as she killed her friend. Also, she was just possessed as a demon. No. Just...Uuugh. I am going to go downstairs and eat something, since it is Wednesday and then go and get as drunk as I possibly can on the bar. You coming?"

Ella tapped her lip with a faux expression of thinking hard on her face, before she dropped her hand and grinned. "Sure. Let's go eat and drink Sounds good to me."

They went down to Lux and to find a free table to eat at.

Thank dad that nightmare was now over and he could go back to having fun.

Note - I found this episode boring and stupid and OOC for Dean. Poor Dean is made to look like an utter idiot in this episode. He's usually a lot more observant.

Note - If you have read what I have down of my story Book of Names (Winchester Edition) you would know that thinking of a punishment in Hell is actually something I had to come up with for that damned racist ghost truck, have it make sense and be something the guy would hate. I will forever laugh at what I came up with :P Also, it made the episode totally worth watching again for it alone. But since that story is basically the ones who keeps the record books of souls incoming to Heaven, Hell and Purgatory, all of whom become friends over their shitty jobs, it's a fun little story and I need to get back to it. The info on the Empty is out of date now, but I am going to keep it until the Empty wakes up. And I am only on season 2, so yeah, long way to go. Almost on season 3 though :D

Hell is a total blast to write and he is definitely my favourite of the three. It probably shows too. Purgatory is a skinwalker with a great horned owl animal form so she can fly into a nearby tree if something comes through that is aggressive towards her. And Heaven is...well, an angel. And totally losing the bet. I believe the last count I made, Hell has 10 souls and is winning, Purgatory has 8 and Heaven has 7. I could be wrong though. I need to make a tally, lol. I am actually quite proud of Heaven for catching up in season 2. They only got 3 in the first season.

Headcanon - Lucifer Morningstar can't get drunk. He can get a little tipsy, but not full out drunk. He hates it. I think I have said this one before though. I seem to be repeating things over the long break. I should have read my notes again before posting XD

Headcanon - With how many times Sam is raped in this show, he is in major need of help. Mind rape, Rape by angel, being tricked into saying yes and not told he was inhabited by an angel... Possessed by demon, rape by not being in control of his body and it going off with someone else to have sex like in this episode... Spells making him love someone he can't normally stand... Yeah. Consent and full disclosure are needed. Not saying Dean and Castiel haven't had their moments too, because they totally have, it's just Sam gets the most of it. Worst part is a lot of people don't see most of this as a form of rape. I do. Violation of body, mind and/or soul. Sounds like rape to me.