Sorry it's been so long. I have been writing instead of updating again. Only got a little written down, but plenty of ideas, including a Ragnarok fic of all things. Has anyone else even watched that show? Next chapter of Answering Prayers should be up soon and started on the next fic in my Gabriel series.

Episode Thirty Nine - 99 Problems

He hoped the feeling he had all day ended after this episode because it was beginning to really bug him. He was sure by now that nothing truly had ended between him and Ella, it was just his mind playing tricks on him from the end of last night's episode.

She was sitting in her spot right next to him, like always when they watched the show. She had not left him, she was continuing to watch with him, so why did he feel like something between them had ended?

"So tonight's episode is 99 Problems. Everyone is sad and fucked up and it's depressing. Yay."

He sighed at that. "This whole season seems to be made to depress people, I swear. I still feel all weird form the end of last night's episode. But hey, not quitting, just a bit melancholy."

Ella nodded. "Yeah, that's generally the right mood. It is about the apocalypse after all, in a serious way."

He grimaced but nodded at that, because it was true. "Well, let's get the depression started for tonight, shall we?" he said, before pushing start on the remote to get the episode going.

He paused it at the Enochian being spoken. "Wait, what? Why did Gabriel give humans some of our Enochian anyway... What did they just say, because it didn't sound like what it was supposed to be. The sound of the water and the music kind of drowned out what was said too."

Ella snorted. "Oh yeah. The Enochian. You will find out what they're saying later on. And it's funny and dirty. Also, apparently it's funnier in Enochian."

He frowned, but shrugged and pushed play again. "I'll take your word for it."

He laughed at Castiel's voice message. Ella smiled at his side and giggled . At least there was still funny inside the depressing.

He frowned and turned it off when the guy walked by said that Leah had another vision. "Wait, so the church rings the bells every time the preacher's daughter has a vision? Something is very much not right here, besides the demon attacks."

Ella patted his shoulder and grinned up at him. "Dude, this is Supernatural, there's always something else since the angels appeared."

He nodded his head at that one. "Yeah, point. I hope Cassie comes along and tells us what is going on."

She grinned wider at him. "Oh yeah, I look forward to when Cass arrives."

He blinked and frowned at that. He suddenly had a bad feeling about it. Shaking his head, he turned back to the screen and pushed the play button.

He paused it again and frowned after the fight with the demons in the house and the kid being killed. "Wait. And I am saying that a lot this episode. Can't Sam sense demons now because of his addiction? And why wasn't it bothering him at all while killing demons with the knife left and right? What is with the continuity errors in this episode. Oh and the Enochian. It makes no sense. Like parts of a sentence that is about goats but... not all there. Humans weren't given the whole vocabulary, so there are words missing. I get the gist of it though, now and yes it is funny and definitely better in the full Enochian."

Ella stared at him. "Wow. First addictions are always spotty in television shows when it comes to cravings and how bad it is or isn't any given time. And second, yes, Cass ends up translating later on."

He grinned at that. "Oh, hat will definitely be fine."

He pushed play again, now getting into this episode regardless of the errors in Sam's supposed addiction.

He frowned and paused it again not too soon after when Leah has the vision. "Again with the what. This isn't right. That isn't a blinding headache, that's a put on fit. How come Sam and Dean, who have seen a prophet before and know how he has visions not know this isn't right?"

Ella shushed him and shook her head. "If you shut up and didn't push pause every ten seconds, you'd find out a lot faster."

He rolled his eyes. "Yes, I know. But I want my answers, damn it. This prophet is a lying liar who...oh."

Ella laughed at his side. "A lying liar who lies, by chance? Yep, she sure is that."

He nodded and pushed play. He suddenly had an idea. In the true time that was just something made up. It wouldn't happen outside fiction.

He paused it halfway through the conversation Dean and Leah were having to close his eyes. "Oh, this camera shaking is giving me a headache, I don't know about her having one. Chuck was basically paralysed with pain, this girl is fine."

Ella punched him on the shoulder. "Shut up and push play. That's a ridiculous thing to pause it over."

"Not if I don't want to vomit all over the floor, it's not."

She winced and grimaced at his side. "Okay, point."

He sighed, knowing he was being ridiculous and pushed play again, hoping he didn't get so off in the head that he did get sick.

He paused it when Castiel showed up drunk after having drank a whole liquor store's worth of alcohol. "Huh. Does that actually work? I only get mildly buzzed from drinking quite a lot of alcohol. Also, I feel your pain, Cassie. Alcohol doesn't help. Poor kid just had his whole belief system shattered and he goes straight for the drink."

Ella leaned her head against his shoulder. "Yeah, it's sad. But also hilarious."

He nodded and grinned. "It is a but funny. Mainly because I am imagining Cassie actually drinking a liquor store and getting drunk and being the life of a party and it is a hilarious thing."

Ella grinned at him and nodded. "I'll take your word for it."

He nodded and pushed play.

He winced when the red headed woman shot the barkeep because he didn't bow down like the rest of the people in the town. "What the Hell! Wow. You don't want to be anywhere near her when she's got a gun and don't believe. She'll shoot you dead for looking at you wrong. And yep, the whole town is going to turn on themselves for laughs. Great."

"Shh!" Ella said at his side and pointed at the program which was still running, because he hadn't bothered to pause it that time.

He rolled his eyes, but did start paying attention again.

He paused it after Dean killed the Whore of Babylon, just like he thought she was and ran off in the car. "Is this idiot seriously going to go off and say Yes to Michael. Don't do it Dean. He's a bigger dick than even you are."

Ella snorted beside him and bumped his shoulder with her hand. "Dude, Michael is the biggest dick, beside you in the show."

He nodded. "Yes, I can totally see that. Fictional me is a big huge dick. But Michael is a big dick no matter the universe, except for the ones where he's the only good guy and Gabriel is the bad guy instead."

Ella laughed at that and nodded. "Oh yeah, agreed with that. Role reversals between those two is high and all over the place."

He nodded and pushed play for the last scene.

He stopped it once it was over and stared at the screen for a few seconds, before blinking. "Huh. Well that was a completely out of the blue end scene. Why does going to Lisa be the only thing that would make him happy? And I'm not sure if Ben is his or not, but I totally think he is."

Ella frowned. "Not sure of the Ben thing myself, but same. And I have no idea why Lisa out of all the people in the world would make him happy. Especially since he had a one night stand with her once and then met her for a few days to rescue Ben and then this sudden stop. Not much to go on there, buddy."

Lucifer grinned. "Yep. A few days does not a romance make, even if the kid is his biologically."

Ell nodded. "Well, I am going to go home, make myself a bubble bath and then go to read in bed for a while. I am oddly feeling good."

He nodded at that. "I am too. Probably because while the episode did end on Dean going to say yes to Michael,, like an idiot, it was a god episode and I got to see drunk Cassie. I don't know, it's just not half as depressing as last night's episode."

Ella nodded. "Not a lot of things are. Oh god, Hammer of the Gods is in two nights. Oh shit, you're going to cry your heart out in that one."

He grimaced. "I thought you said Dad wouldn't turn up for a while."

She nodded. "I did. I meant the pagans."

He nodded at that and grinned. "Hah, yes."

"And even then, you're going to probably cry at the finale too."

He scowled at her. "What happened to your spoiler policy? Stop saying I'll cry when I don't even know what they're about!"

She grinned wickedly at him and nodded. "True. Enjoy thinking about how bad they'll be. Not that they're bad episodes just sad."

He nodded at that one. "Well, I am going to do my best to see if I can get drunk by drinking all the alcohol up here. Night."

She waved at him and began walking to the lift. "Night! Don't poison yourself!"

He grinned. "Wouldn't work like that on me anyway."

The lift door closed taking Ella down to Lux and towards her home as he turned to stare at his bar, wondering if it actually would work.

He was in an oddly good mood, as the horrid feeling of things ending had lifted while watching that episode.

He grabbed the closest bottle of Gin and began to drink.

Note - I have no idea how the Enochian in this show is supposed to work, because it changes every season. Kind of like the show's Lucifer for that matter XD

Headcanon - Ben ISN'T Dean's, but Dean looks after him like he is his son regardless. And it's sweet and I love it.

Headcanon - Lucifer doesn't get drunk after drinking his whole collection of alcohol. I am now making headcanons for my own work.