Tony Stark took off his sunglasses as he walked into the police station and looked around.

"Dr Stark?" a police man with a captain insignia on his collar called out as he walked over to him.

"Yes,"

"Tom O'Malley," the officer introduce himself, "Captain of this insanity."

Tony cocked his head to the side. "Shouldn't that be precinct?"

Tom let out a snort. "Not after the invasion. Aliens arrived through a wormhole. Space whales. Super heroes. This is an insane asylum. Anyone who had any wits about them moved to safer placed like Chicago or Baltimore. You more likely to be shot then and less likely to be killed by the villain of the month."

"If they're sane for leaving, what does that make you?" Tony asked with a smirk.

"Fifth generation cop," Tom stated.

"Any six generation?"

"Son decided to become a doctor. And my little girl is study forensic scientist which is a blessing to any criminal out there," Tom answered. Seeing the confused look, he explained, "She's meaner than cat piss and is more likely to shot a perp in the nuts than anyplace else."

"Mr. Stark," a man in a suit with an irritated look marched toward Stake and Captain O'Malley.

"It's doctor," O'Malley chimed in. "As my children have reminded me more than once."

"Mr. Stark, it's about time that you arrived. Do you know how long we're been waiting?" the man demanded.

Stark looked at his watch. "About 22 minutes and 36 second, mister…"

"Jones. Frank Jones. I'm with the U.N.," the man declared.

"Ahh so you're here about…" Tony trailed off as he glanced at Captain O'Malley.

"Celestyn Tyma. And she's from Sokavia and she has diplomatic immunity," Captain O'Malley stated.

"While I'm sure that government of Sokavia will take the appropriate action, I'm here for a more pressing issue," Jones stated.

"And that issue is?" Stark asked.

"The replacement of Miss Maximoff, of course," Jones explained.

"Damn! The girl's not even in the ground yet," Captain O'Malley said softly.

"Those of us in the U.N want the Avengers to show to the world that diversity organization that is open to people from other nations. The inclusion of Miss Maximoff was a brilliant first step in showing how accepting the Avengers are. We're thinking that next Avenger should be from an African nation. I know that Colonel Rhodes and Sam Wilson can trace their origins back to Africa but they're both American. Now that I'm thinking about it someone from one of the Asian nations or Polynesia would be a better choice. Probably a female since right now the Avengers are male heavy. And if you can find someone who is homosexual, it would be prefect," Jones explained.

Both Captain O'Malley and Stark stared at Jones for a moment in silence.

"I'm currently unofficially semi-retired. You'll have to talk to Steve about that. I'm sure he'll be happy to listen to your recommendation," Stark said with a smile.

"Really?" Jones said in surprise. "He'll want to talk to me about this?"

Tony nods his head as he pulls out his phone. "Roger is always will to listen to the ideas and concern of the average person." Stark typed a few things into this phone. "And you know have an appointment with him on Monday at 1 o'clock."

Jones stare at Stark in surprise and awe. "Thank you, Mr. Stark. I really appreciate this."

"Think nothing of it," Stark replied. "Now if you excuse me, I have a meeting with an assassin."

Captain O'Malley direct Stark toward the interrogation room. "So, what did Captain America do to deserve Mr. Frank Jones from the U.N. and his idea of Avenger diversity?"

Stark open his mouth to reply only to close it once again.

"I would guess it's a long complex story that will require more than one drink to get through," O'Malley stated.

Stark cast a curiously look at O'Malley. "What makes you say that?"

"You been a cop as long as I have you learn the signs. Most of the time it's one of my boys or girls who thinks their spouse is cheating on them or they caught on them. Or it's 'my kid is turning in a thug just like the ones I have arrested.'" O'Malley explained.

"And you got that from me send Mr. 'I'm with the U.N.' off to Rogers?" Stark asks.

"Nope. I got it from you not wanting to talk about it," O'Malley answered. "I figure being an Avenger is something between being a cop and a soldier. Tough job, underpaid and underappreciated. When you're a cop, you're the hero for fifteen minutes after catching the bad guy. Then the bad guy's family and those with an agenda gets involve and suddenly you're the villain. Of course, then the victim or their family are saying you're lazy and stupid for not catching the bad guy fast enough. Later it someone saying it's all your fault that the villain committed the crime since you catch them," O'Malley explained. "Or you get stuff like 'I won't have become a car thief if you haven't arrested my dad for being a car thief.' And yes, I had one punk say that when I was arresting him."

Stark shook his head. "People complained I didn't do enough to stop the Chitauri when they invaded. I fly a damn nuke through the wormhole."

"They complain that we didn't do enough to stop the invasion and then they complained we didn't do enough to stop crime during the invasion," O'Malley grumbled.

"We're screwed then," Stark replied with a snort. "Damned if we do and damned if we don't."

"The only thing left to do is to screw them back by being the best we can be," O'Malley stated. "It's always a pleasure to watch those who come down on me and my officer eat crow."

A smirk appears on Stark's face. "I think I know a few people who need a big helping of crow."

"Speaking of crow," O'Malley said as he opens the door to the observation room and behind the one-way mirror sat Wanda's killer, Celestyn Tyma.

A couple techs sat in the room; their job was to monitor the camera that was set up to record anything that happened in the interrogation room.

Through the one-way mirror, Celestyn Tyma sat at the table drinking something from a styrofoam cup while an officer silently leaned again the wall.

"Right," Tony sighed as he glances around the room for a moment before fixing on the assassin in the next room.

"Here's what going to happen," O'Malley explained, "you're going to exit this room, go one door over and enter that room and have a nice chat with our assassin. Officer Tackleberry…"

Tony turned and looked at O'Malley in surprise.

"Yeah and he hates that movie," Captain O'Malley explained. "Officer Tackleberry will remain in the room the whole time basically to protect both of you from each other. I really don't want to be the police captain that got Iron Man kill in his precinct."

"Well I don't want you to be known as that captain either," Stark said running his hand through his hair. "Do you know why she wants to talk to me?"

O'Malley shrugged his shoulder. "If I was to guess, it would to be explain why she killed Maximoff or to gloat about who's next."

"Right, typically villain stuff," Stark replied.

"I'm pretty sure the villain explains why they're doing something before trying to kill you, not after they done it," one of the police tech chimed in.

"Unless they're the revenge type villain who explain their reason after they got their revenge," the other police tech stated.

"Or she could actual be a good guy and is get justice for some horrible crime," the first tech countered.

"She double tapped the newest Avenger in the back. I doubt she's a good guy," the second tech replied.

"She could have been forced into it? You know someone kidnapped a loved one or something," the first tech suggested.

The second tech shook his head. "And she didn't go to the Avengers and ask for help, why?"

O'Malley grabs Stark by the arm and gentle pulls him out of the room. "Now you know why we tend to keep them hidden."