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(It's summer, and South Park Elementary is closed so the kids can enjoy having fun with their families and friends. At the school playground, kids are playing and talking with each other.)
(Kenny is playing basketball with Timmy Burch, while Jimmy is talking to Nathan by the merry-go-round.)
Timmy (about to shoot a hoop, holding a light basketball): Go, Timmy, Go!
Kenny: Alright Timmy! Woohoo!
Timmy (shoots the basketball into the shortest basket, and the ball makes it through just right): YEE HAW! Livin'-ah-lie!
Kenny: Woohoo! Great job, Timmy!
Timmy (hums like a helicopter in joy): Aw yeah! Timmy timmy tim-oh! Livin' a lie!
Kenny (helps steer Timmy's wheelchair to see Jimmy) : Now, let's talk to Jimmy. I wonder if he's going on vacation...
Timmy: Oh yeah. Livin' a lie. Let's go Timmy.
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(Timmy and Nathan are talking about their experience on a previous visit at Lake Tardicaca, and Nathan wonders if Timmy and Kenny would like to attend.)
Jimmy: And I'll never forget that day when I was kayaking with that little girl. If it wasn't for me, she would've drowned. But I saved her.
Nathan: Aw, yes my lad. You're her hero, and I think we both deserve to attend camp this year.
Jimmy: School just went out a week ago, so we have about 3 months left to have fun. But I'm scared that Timmy isn't coming... oh, hi Kenny, hi Timmy..
Timmy (flaps hands): Timmy! Jimmy! Yay!
Kenny: Hi Jimmy. What's that camp you're talking about?
Jimmy: Lake Tardicaca. I really wish my friend Timmy would join.
Kenny: Can I at least join that camp?
Jimmy: Well, okay. Ask your parents if you can. It's called "Lake Tardicaca".
Kenny: Lake tardy-what? Write it down, please.
Jimmy: Nathan, please write down "Lake Tardicaca" on paper.
Nathan: Well, okay, uh... (writes it down in his notepad, then hands the note to Kenny) Here you go, parka boy.
Kenny: Thanks guys. I hope Timmy joins. Whaddya say, Timmy?
Timmy (looks very happy and excited): Yay! Timmy! Livin' a lie!
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(Later at Kenny's house, he and his family is having apple cinnamon oatmeal with water for dinner.)
Kenny: Stuart? Stuart?
Kenny's dad (spits out his oatmeal and drops his spoon, startled): Kenny? Kenny, did you call me "Stuart"?
Kenny: There's a fun camp I wanna do, and I...
Kenny's dad: If you call me "Stuart" instead of "Dad" again, I'm getting out my belt to whoop your ass with.
Kenny: Sorry, Dad, there's this camp I wanna do. (shows him the note) See?
Kenny's dad: Hm... lake tardicaca? A camp for handicapped kids... Kenny, okay, cause we don't want an autistic nuisance like you around us all summer.
Kenny: Woohoo! I'm going to camp!
Karen (looks confused, thinks to herself): Autistic nuisance? This means they don't like my younger brother...
Kevin (thinks to himself): I'm going to miss my little brother for a while... at least he won't be around my crazy parents.
Kenny's dad: And we won't give you any allowance to buy any toys or souvenirs. We're too fucking poor.
Kenny: Woohoo! (too hyped up and stimulated to react appropriately to the negative stuff his dad is saying to him, laughing inappropriately)
Kenny's dad: And you're going to overnight camp for a long time, so you're not going to piss the bed, or drink too much crap like juice or cocoa, right?
Kenny: Woohoo! I'm doing camp!
Kevin (feels sick in his mouth a bit): I'm at a loss for words...
Karen (blushes): Um... meet me in my bedroom.