Chapter Sex
Fireeyes is my Diamond in the Sky
Kan sung songs from Rent into himself as he watched the muscled experienced Vader with his sexy young son. (AN I don't think the boys are sex but I'm doing a pov and I am empahthic.")
"Son you have to pay ATTENTIN!" Vader told his son after they almost crashed into another assdroid.
Fireeyes groaned. "You know I have ADHD and can't pay attention as easy as some people!"
"tHAT's fine, but you still shouldn't crash us."
A man walked beside them. It wasn't Kahn. It was two men; one was black and bald and had a lightsaber and one was short and white and nerdy.
"Who are you?" Vader asked, ready to shoot with the gun.
"I AM MACE WINDOW MOTHERFERS!" Mace Windu yelled. "I WORKED ON THI SHIP AFTER THE PUNK ASS JEDIES KICKED ME OUT. THIS IS MY FRIEND SEEMORE."
"Friend?" He asked.
"It's okay to tell them," Seymoure said. "We're in a homorelationship I was living on a poor town in new york when he feel down from some battle and I caught him." Seymour said shyly.
"YEAH BUT I AINT NO SISSHY GAY IM A MAN." He said.
Fireeeyes and Vader were uncomfy. Nut they realized these men also hated the Jedi so they could maybe be allies?
Another ship approached just as they began to talk over their alliance. The ship fired missiles like in the Cuban missile crissis but more in space.
"I HAVE HAD IT!" Shoulded Mase. Seymour calmed him down WITH touch.
Vader turned off his targeting computer and shot the ship down. "DAD I could have done that!" said Fireeyes. "No my son. You're weak."