Chapter Mine
When Vadr went to his new throne chamber he thought back to his childhood.
"Son, don't fortit where you come from?" Said mom.
"I won't." said Anygin
They did a hug. Sad miusic swelled.
Back in the present Darth ate jis meal through as trdt tube because he is burned (SPOILER FOR EPISOD 3). "I must train myu son to be stronger." So he called in Mace, who is a good fighter. "Mace, please help my son. He is weak."
"I WILL IF HE DESTROYS THE JEDI." So Mace went to Fireeyes Chambers. "EW." Mace said. He saw Fireeyes making swet love to the nurse again. (AN she looks like Troy from Star Trek but with my friend's face)
"Oh yes. Oh yes."
"YOU STRAIGHT MFERS GET UP RIGHT NOW." Mace yelled at them. "IT'S TRAINGING TIME"
"I don't want to train to be gay," said Fireeyes.
"US GAYS DONT WANT YO CRACKA ASS I MEAN TO FIGHT FOOL!" Mace grabbed Fireeyes from the bed and seperated him from the nurse. He was naked. "BECAUSE YOU SLEEP NAKED YOU FIGHT NAKED BECAUSE WHO YOU ARE IS WHO YOU WILL DO A FIGHT WITH.' Mace said profoundly.
"Man I was just about to -" he said but Mace shushed him and brought him to the holllow dick. They sparred.
Fireeyes kept beating Mace in the holodeck no matter how hard mace tried to win." I am Vade's son.'
WHYD BE WANT ME TO TRAIN YOU" Mace yelled. "YOU'RE BETTER THAN ALL THE JEDIS AND SITH AND BATTLE DROIDS COMBINES."
"Yes I knwo this." Fireeyes stares down. "But the tradgety is nobidy else does. They don't know how strong I am."
Vader walked in. "Son, you think you are strong but you are week because… THE LIGHT SIDE TUGS AT YOU!"
"It's true!" He cried. "It does! I must rid myself."
So they planned a fighting tournament with all the star wars characters (except the ones who it wouldn't make since)