The War in Our Stars Chapter 10: Yoda and the Lord, a star wars fanfic

Chapter 10: Yoda and the Lord

So they came to Yoda. "Please are hands." they said.

Yoda was in his little indiian tent thing praying.

"Pleas." said they "You have to come out."

"No. It is you who must come out." said Yorda.

Then before them were evil versions of themselves.

"Come out against yourself." he said, while praying.

So they fought themselves. Luke's evil self was like him but with a black lightsver and bat wings. Hand's bad self had a gun in his mouth. The robots fought black ones. Chewy wrestled a bear. Jar jar foult a mysterious man in a hood. Leahh frought a version of her who was topless

Luke fougfht with bad luke for three days and three nights while it rained. While he did it, he cried, because he thought it was like Fireeyes.

After that he cAME BACK to them. "I used a gun with my tongue." said Hnads.

They came into Yoda.

"I have been here for a lomg time, and I have learned of a better power than the force." he said, and there was a Bible. "Jesus is more pwerful."

"Pff, nonsense." said Hans, and he leftr.

"You must pray the sinners prayer with me." he said, and they all did, expect Hans, and robots who don't have souls. (Animals don't either but I think Chewie is a guy? and Jar Jer?)

Set Me Free (Casting Crowns)

It hasn't always been this way

I remember brighter days

Before the dark ones came

Stole my mind

Wrapped my soul in chains

Now I live among the dead

Fighting voices in my head

Hoping someone hears me crying in the night

And carries me away

Set me free of the chains holding me

Is anybody out there hearing me?

Set me free

Morning breaks another day

Finds me crying in the rain

All alone with my demons I am

Who is this man that comes my way?

The dark ones shriek

They scream His name

Is this the One they say will set the captives free?

Jesus, rescue me

As the God man passes by

He looks sIt hasn't always been this way