This chapter contains mild sexual activity.
Alexia stood outside the TARDIS watching the building in the distance as it was engulfed in flames. She'd been napping on the jumpseat when the explosion woke her up. She was puzzled as to why it sounded so loud in the TARDIS, considering it was a sound-proofed Time Machine, until she noticed the Old Girl was streaming it on the Monitor.
Going outside she could see that the fire was completely out of control, and it worried her that her daughter was in the vicinity of said fire. "JAIME!" Alexia suddenly shouted, straying slightly from the TARDIS. "JAIME!" She wanted to run towards the danger, but because it was dark and an alien planet she didn't know what lay ahead of her. "JAIME!" Alexia shouted for a third time until she heard a noise.
She rushed to the safety of the TARDIS, peering out of the door. But she needn't have been concerned because both Jaime and The Doctor walked out of the darkness into the surrounding light of the TARDIS. The woman breathed a sigh of relief and stepped back out of the TARDIS.
"I'm here ma'," Jaime replied. "So you can stop your hollerin'." She was surprised when her mum gathered her into a bone squeezing hug.
"Oohh, you had me worried." Alexia stated, noticing the Doctor stood not too far away. THE actual Ninth Doctor! An awed expression soon appeared on her face.
"I'm fine, as you can see," Jaime replied. "As is The Doctor." She could feel those awed emotions washing off her mother and when she didn't answer, Jaime took a step back, brow furrowed.
"Oh, I know that look!" The Doctor uttered in a snarky way, looking at Alexia with narrowed eyes. "You're not gonna try and kiss me again, are you?" He asked.
Alexia's face blushed in embarrassment as he passed her by.
Jaime sighed. "See what you've started." She said to her mother.
"No, of course not!" Alexia answered The Doctor as she followed him and her daughter back into the TARDIS. The Time Lord snorted incredulously as he checked on something on the monitor. "What happened out there?" Alexia asked and the Doctor raised his brows at her.
"A weapons factory was blown up, end of." He replied rather cagily.
Jaime sat down on the jumpseat and shook her head. "What dad actually means," she spoke up while Alexia noticed the Doctor's blue eyes take on a warm pride as he stared at her daughter. "Is that I managed tae get him out of a sticky situation. Then helped him blow up the factory."
Alexia nodded thoughtfully but shortly after that her eyes narrowed. "Okay. So why did you feel the need to blow up the factory?" She enquired. "Unless it's the same reason as to why you blew up a whole department store."
In answer to that, The Doctor folded his arms and glared at the woman. In turn, Alexia stared back at the Doctor with her hands on her hips.
Noticing this, Jaime shook her head and rolled her eyes. Ever since her mum had kissed the Fifth Incarnation of The Doctor, their friendship had taken a rocky turn. She hoped it didn't stretch to the Tenth Doctor and beyond. "It's because they were forcin' kids tae build Sonic weaponry," Jaime explained and her mum turned to her. "They weren't jus' normal kids either. They all had learnin' difficulties." Alexia's eyes widened and disgust washed off her. "So we rescued them and blew up the factory. The kids are all safe."
"Well that's good," Alexia said. "But why did whoever took the kids think it would be a good idea to use them like that?" She asked.
"Because they're Mind-blind," the Doctor answered.
"Autistic." Jaime corrected when she felt her mum's confusion.
"But they were also Savants." The Time Lord continued explaining. "Which made it easy for them to be taken and used this way."
Alexia shook her head in disbelief. "That is completely despicable." She uttered angrily.
"Yep, couldn't have put it better myself." The Doctor said, pulling the lever to send the TARDIS into the Vortex. "Jaime suggested I put a banana grove in place of the factory. It's good idea but I need to get some seeds from a fruit market on a nearby planet." He looked at Jaime, grinning. "Thought you might like to come along." The Doctor invited.
Jaime also grinned and stood up. "Aye, why not!" She replied before looking around the console room with a worried expression. "Hold on, where's John?" She asked, eyes widening. "We've not left him behind on Villengard have we?" In her panic she attempted to sense him by stretching her Mind out towards him, but his Mind was shielded.
"Oh, no. He went through to the inner TARDIS," Alexia answered Jaime. "Said he had to go and take care of something."
"Really?" The Scots-girl replied. "It must be pretty important 'cause he's got his shield way up high."
Alexia shrugged her shoulders. She hadn't wanted to ask what he was doing.
"TARDIS says he's in one of the bedrooms." The Doctor told her.
Jaime frowned, having a very good idea why he was in a bedroom. "Hold on…" She gave J.D a very sharp nudge, followed by a loud telepathic shout. A couple of seconds later she sensed his surprise and maybe a wee bit of pain as she had shouted at him quite loudly.
Less than twenty seconds later the Half-Time Lord came tearing into the console room all wide-eyed. His hair was a mess and his face flushed. Even though his Mind was shielded, Jaime could feel a hint of arousal from him. Not to mention he smelled of sex. "Ah, hello!" He squeaked, glancing from Jaime to The Doctor and then back to Jaime. "Are we off then?" He inquired.
The Doctor was heard to groan, Alexia chuckled and Jaime shook her head.
"If you had been here when we were discussin' it, you'd know that we've gone to a nearby planet to pick up some banana seeds." Jaime admonished him.
"Oh!" John uttered, looking extremely sheepish. "Wizard!"
Alexia noticed his face looked even more red as he blushed in embarrassment.
"Right then, we're all here." The Doctor said and walked towards the door with Alexia following him behind.
Sighing, John took Jaime's hand but she suddenly grimaced when she felt something wet and sticky there. "Are ye fuckin' kiddin' me?" The Omni practically shouted as she pulled her hand away from John's. He looked very confused at her reaction. "Ye could have at least washed yer fuckin' hands first!"
John gasped when he understood what she meant and tried to apologise, his face burning with embarrassment…only to end up squeaking out in surprise when his body was splashed with icy cold water. And if that wasn't enough his underwear was frozen over, putting his tackle on ice. John yelped and hopped on the spot, feeling very, very uncomfortable.
"There, tha' should chill you out!" Jaime stated and exited the TARDIS with a guffawing Doctor.
Alexia looked at John with a silent sympathetic smile before following her daughter out of the TARDIS.
The Half-Time Lord grimaced and winced, shivering in his wet clothes. "JAIME!" He whined and waddled his way out of the TARDIS. He had a lot of apologising to do.
After a short trip to a fruit market on a nearby planet, the Time Travellers returned to Villengard, only this time it was during the day and a week later. And much to Alexia's surprise, she found out there were ten days in a week and four days of a weekend. As for a whole day it only lasted fifteen hours. Which most likely meant there were a lot more than 365 days in a year. As she watched on, Alexia was amazed with the progress going on. When they had returned to the former factory, much of the building had collapsed, and there were signs that people had trawled through the fire damage for souvenirs.
In order to get rid of the rest of the building, both Jaime and The Doctor travelled to nearby towns in a bid to convince the townsfolk to help them demolish the former factory in order to place a banana grove. At first the townsfolk felt distrust towards Jaime, until she explained that she helped The Doctor rescue their children. Luckily she had young Joe vouch for her at one point. So with the townsfolk from various nearby towns and villages on their side they helped to completely demolish the building with their equipment.
A week later, which went by faster thanks to the TARDIS, and the space was cleared for planting. Now the farmers had a whole weekend to plant the banana seeds. And of course this also went by faster thanks to the TARDIS.
Now an impressed Alexia stood on the edge of the grove watching as The Doctor and Jaime spoke to the locals on how to care for the growth of the banana's. She knew it took up to nine months for banana's to grow, but that was on Earth. And those banana seeds came from a different planet…as did the fruit she currently had in her pocket. She was about to take one of them out until a desperate J.D stood beside her.
He was shifting on his feet uncomfortably. "Please, can you get her to talk to me," he whined in a desperate way. "She's ignoring me and this ice doesn't melt…"
Alexia looked at John with a sympathetic smile. His hair was even more messier than ever due to the constant running his hands through it. His brown eyes were wild and his clothes were half dried from his sudden shower. "She'll speak to you when she's ready," the woman answered the Half-Time Lord. "And I think she would have turned a blind eye to what you were doing," she glanced at the icy bulge in his trousers. "Except you forgot to wash your hands afterwards."
His face blushed out of embarrassment and he looked away with a sheepish expression. "But I'm freezing and I'm forced to walk funny." J.D whined.
Alexia shook her head and sighed. The poor fella was clearly beyond the realm of frustrated. Well he was only a year or two old. "And who's fault is that, huh?" She argued back and all he did was groan while shifting uncomfortably. She really had to take his Mind off his predicament. "So how long will it take for these bananas to grow?" She asked J.D.
"Well…" He uttered, looking at the large space where the trees would grow. "Banana's from Earth take up to nine months to grow, however, they're likely to take a year and a half or two years to grow."
Alexia whistled, astonished. "Really? That long?" She replied. "Just how long does a year last on Villengard?"
"Oh, good question!" John grinned. "One thousand and five days in a full year…" A gasp of surprise was heard from Alexia. "…they don't celebrate holidays like Christmas or Easter or Thanksgiving. But they do have their own versions, which don't carry any sort of religion."
The woman frowned thoughtfully. "Are you saying there's no religion at all? On this entire planet?"
"Yep!" John answered her.
"How does that even work? How is that even possible?" "I've no idea but it seems to have done them some good." The Half-Time Lord muttered.
Alexia was sure he would have explained more about Villengard's history, but his attention was once again on Jaime as she and The Doctor approached them. "So what's the news?" Alexia inquired.
"They said they would look after the grove daily." Jaime replied, looking really excited.
"They'd probably need a couple of bird scarers in the first few months," the Doctor spoke up. "But after that they should have a grove full of bananas."
Jaime was nodding in agreement while John was edging his way towards her.
"C'mon, let's see how it looks." The Doctor said and began to walk towards the TARDIS.
Jaime followed him and her mum but suddenly found John's arm snaking around her waist. "Can you unfreeze me please?" He asked Jaime, sounding a tad hopeful. "I'm pretty much cold right now and I might have frostbite…" He stopped talking when he received a cold glare from her.
"You remain on my good side and I might just think about it." Jaime replied and brushed his arm off her. John whined in reply and followed after his fellow Time Travellers.
Once in the TARDIS The Doctor let Jaime take over the piloting, watching on rather proudly as she skilfully worked around the console. The TARDIS soon landed back at Villengard over two years later. They all exited the TARDIS onto another bright Summery day…or whatever the equivalent of a Summer is on Villengard. Before them stood a nearly endless grove of banana trees, all of them were full of ripe yellow banana's ready for picking.
Alexia noticed a small house had been built close to the grove.
"Well isn't this beautiful!" John exclaimed with wide amazed eyes before waddling into the grove and inspecting the trees. The Doctor followed him in, noticing there were people picking the bananas at the far end of the grove.
Alexia took a quick look at her daughter and noticed the impressed smirk on her face. She was probably proud of what she and The Doctor had achieved here. "You know, J.D's a bit desperate right now. He really wants to you to forgive him." She spoke up.
Jaime grunted. "I'm well aware of that," she replied, also aware of the growing frustration and arousal. "And I told him I'd think 'bout it."
"Oh, okay then," Alexia said, looking sheepish. "Just thought you should know, that's all." Jaime grunted with a nod to acknowledge she was listening, so Alexia sighed and walked into the grove.
About to explore the grove herself, Jaime took several steps towards the trees, until a flash of light caught her attention.
"Wait a minute, this isn't a Sonic Blaster factory! Co-ordinates must be wrong." Spoke a familiar voice.
Turning to the person, Jaime's eyes widened as she stared at a pre-immortal version of Jack Harkness. She could see his Timelines, feel his feelings and read his Mind. There was nothing odd or wrong about him. Well, apart from him being here. He was looking down at his Vortex Manipulator, trying to figure out where his travel had gone wrong.
"No, this is definitely the right destination." He muttered and looked up at his surroundings. "So where's the factory?" He spotted Jaime watching him and he grinned a big grin. "Hello, Captain Jack Harkness," he introduced as he approached Jaime. "And who might you be?" He asked.
The Scots-girl raised her brows, appearing to look unimpressed. Jack, a younger Jack, was openly flirting with her. "The factory blew up," Jaime answered back and surprise washed off Jack when she didn't flirt back. "And the decision was made to replace it with a banana grove." She pointed out.
Jack looked at said banana grove and frowned. "Oh, that's a pity. I had hoped to get some replacement batteries. I think I might have a faulty batch." He said and turned his attention back to Jaime. "So, you didn't tell me your name!" Jack flirted once again.
"No, I didn't," she answered back. "Because you never saw me and I was never here. But you were told the factory blew up." Jaime commanded.
Jack blinked several times, turned back to the grove and frowned. "The factory blew up, so that means there are no replacement batteries or replacement Blasters." Jack muttered before letting out a sigh. "I guess I'll have to live with what I've got." He said, typed some co-ordinates into his Manipulator and disappeared in a flash.
Shaking her head in disbelief, Jaime walked into the grove with a smirk on her face.
Inside the banana grove, Alexia explored the trees, stopping whenever she saw a particularly ripe bunch of bananas hanging on the tree. Unlike Earth bananas they were brighter yellow and looked good enough to eat. Though she doubted Villengard's banana pickers want her stealing their crops.
So instead she took a quick look around before delving into her pocket and pulled out what looked to be a peach. Except it was bigger than a regular peach and it looked very juicy. It also seemed to give off a golden hue.
Alexia had acquired three of these mystery fruit from a stall holder that was having problems with his dog. According to the stall holder, the dog had gone off its food and he tried everything to get it to eat again. Luckily, with Alexia being a Zoolinguist, she quickly gave a diagnosis after speaking to the dog.
The stall holder was so thankful for her help that he let her have three free pieces of fruit. Her eyes had caught sight of the odd glowing peaches and that is what she chose. The stall holder had told her what the fruit was called, but she hadn't listened because her attention was solely on the fruit…like she was doing right now.
Alexia stared at the fruit with wide eyes before taking a sniff at it. It gave off the most wonderful smell she had ever smelled. And just as she was about to bite into it she heard somebody approaching, so she quickly shoved it back in her pocket.
The woman's body language looked so suspicious that The Doctor gave her an odd look when he passed her by. "You alright?" He asked when he stopped.
"Aye, peachy!" Alexia uttered, followed by a snort of laughter.
Narrowing his eyes, The Doctor glared suspiciously at the woman. He wasn't close to Alexia, despite her being Jaime's mother, so he wasn't sure if these antics she was displaying were normal or not.
"I was just looking at these bananas," Alexia continued. "They're a lot brighter than Earth bananas."
"Yes, they are." The Doctor replied with a nod, though he remained suspicious of her reactions. "If you want to take one, feel free. The banana pickers said it was okay." He added.
"Cool." Alexia uttered and hoped he would go away. Except he didn't because he seemed to be waiting for her to do something. With an annoyed grunt, Alexia reached out, pulled a banana off a bunch and walked off while peeling said banana.
The Doctor followed her and silently walked beside her.
Meanwhile Jaime was also walking through the grove on her own, yet she knew she wasn't as she could sense J.D was nearby. He was following her but wouldn't make himself known. Jaime would soon put an end to that, stopping at a particular large tree, the Scots-girl could see it had a very big bunch of bananas on it. And thinking of banana's, she sent a few suggestive images to John.
A faint groan was heard nearby.
Now grinning, Jaime sent even more suggestive images and thoughts, and could feel his arousal. Ten point two seconds later she sensed he was a lot more closer than he previously was. Then she suddenly found J.D's arms snaking around her waist.
"Cheeky little minx!" The Half-Time Lord growled in her ear. John shoved his crotch against Jaime's arse and she knew if his underwear wasn't full of ice he'd be very hard.
"Och, aye. That I am!" Jaime replied, letting him shift her hair to the side in order to nuzzle at her neck. A short time later she snorted when whatever he was doing seemed to tickle.
Closing her eyes, the Scots-girl concentrated on what she wanted to do and soon heard John grunt in surprise. He began to shift about on his feet. "How's that feel?" Jaime inquired, a grin on her face.
John could feel a constant tingling sensation down below. It tickled a little and if he hadn't been encased in ice he would be growing hard by now, but he couldn't. And what was worse it wasn't enough for him to orgasm. He groaned and attempted to grind himself on Jaime, but he was getting nowhere fast. "Jaime, please!" He whined. "I need too…I got too…" He groaned again in need and frustration, pulling Jaime even closer to him and going back to nuzzling at her neck.
As for Jaime, she reached her hand out towards the banana tree and twisted one off via telekinesis. Once she had the banana in her hand, Jaime slithered out of John's grip before turning to him. "There ye go," Jaime spoke, handing him the banana. "Somethin' tae take your mind off." And she walked away with a little giggle.
J.D stared at the banana in his hand with wide eyes, then watched Jaime walking away. He was confused, frustrated, aroused and in desperate need…and she was just walking away from him. "Jaime!" J.D whined, following after his bond-mate while shoving the banana in his pocket.
The Half-Time Lord followed Jaime all the way back to the TARDIS, where the Doctor was looking at something on the monitor, and Alexia was sat on the jumpseat, eating a Villengard banana. Sensing and smelling the arousal in the room, the Doctor looked up at his Metacrisis brother with a frown. His brown hair looked completely frazzled and his eyes were wide as he stared at Jaime. And Jaime was smirking at him. Clearly he'd been teased in a sexual way until he'd become desperate with need.
"You two done exploring then?" The Doctor questioned before pulling the lever to send the TARDIS into the Vortex.
"Aye!" Jaime uttered her reply. She noticed Alexia had finished her banana and only had the skin left. There was nowhere she could put it. Walking over to her mum, Jaime took the banana skin and waved her hand over it where it disappeared in a puff of atoms.
Alexia just grinned at this.
"So, where do you want to go next?" The Doctor asked and Jaime looked at him with a grimace because he sounded so happy.
"Actually, we thought we would get goin'." She replied and waves of sadness washed off The Doctor.
"Oh, right." The Time Lord appeared to scowl. "Fair enough." He started fiddling around with the monitor.
As for Jaime, she began finding a connection to a nearby TARDIS while pulling her mum to her feet. "But you dinnae need tae be on your own, dad," she continued. "Have you met Rose yet?" She queried. Worry washed off Alexia but Jaime ignored it.
"Rose?" The Doctor frowned, looking up at her. "Rose?"
"Aye, you know. Rose Tyler, the girl who helped you stop an Auton invasion in London." The Scots-girl reminded and the look on the Doctor's face told her he had already come across her.
"Oh, her. I already asked her and she refused. Said she had to look after Rickey, Tricky, Dickey…whatever his name was."
John chuckled at the Doctor forgetting Mickey's name.
"Aye, but did you tell her the TARDIS travels in time?" Jaime asked. "I'm sure she'd jump at the chance."
For awhile the Doctor was wide-eyed as he thought about Jaime's question, then he laughed and moved around the console, gathering Jaime into another one of his firm hugs. "Fantastic!" He uttered. "That's brilliant thinking." He kissed her on the forehead before moving back to the console in order to change his destination.
"Right…well we'll leave you too it then!" Jaime said with a big smile and took her mum's and John's hands.
"Good luck!" Alexia said before they were teleported away.
He gave a grunt in reply without looking up and soon enough all but one thought had been forgotten.
Seconds later, the TARDIS landed and the Doctor hurried to the door, opening it. "By the way, did I mention it also travels in time?" He was heard to suggest and then stood off to the side.
Five seconds later a 19 year old Rose Tyler came tearing into the TARDIS and an adventure of a lifetime began.