Chaptrt 16: The Final Showdown

While Look flew with Fireeyes to a perfect battle planet, everyone else fought everyone else.

There was a robot that came out of Susan's ship and punched Threepio in the crack!

He beep, and died?

"No." said Hands "I loved you."

"Me too" said Landos Carisliand, his hand on his shoulder.

It was a black robot so they knew if was of the dark side, and its eyes were red.

"I'm going to fuck you up." said the black robot.

Next came out a big monster with spider arms to fightr Hnads and Carislian. It was named ZARGOX.

Hands shot lasers at it, and Lanmdo threw a bomb. It ate the bomb and burped oyut smoke.

2D fought the black robot. He actually has oil and fire (Did you see revenge of the sit!) So he shot oil at the black robot. You bastard!

Sussana didn't fight anyone because everyone was already fighting, and Leai wasn't there. She sat on her boat and laughed at them sinisterly. She was wearing a cape and boot and a short skirt.

They fought for many an hour. Meanwhile.

The Final Clash! Luke Versus Fireeyes

There lightsavers were already touching each other, and rubbing with a buzz sound.

"You'res is black." said Luke, eyeing him upo strangely.

"I'm going to take yours." said Fireeyes, with a voice of the devil.

He reached out for it, and he touched, but it burned his hand. "Aghh!" he shouted. Luke used the opening and went in, he tried to cast out the demon in fireeyes.

"There is no demon." said God inside of him, "It is just the darkness of his soul."

They pushed each other hard, and cut the lightsabers over and over again.

"Why did you get the green one?" Demanded Fireeyes.

"Someone gave it to me."

"We I would be most pleased if you would give me something." said Fireeyes, his teeth sharp.

"What?"

"Your death!"

They jumped to different sides of the cliff, then jumped across and slashed each other in the air. Fireeyes shot electricty and Luke shot light (Can Jedis do that? What do they shoot?)

They landed on the oppoasite side, then they jumped over the cliff and fough in the air, slashing and cutting and slapping it hard.

"Revenge!" shouted 2D, pulling out his own lightsiber, from inside of him, he cut The Black Robot's head off, and it swore when it died, bleeding. "You killed me." it said.

"Good." 2D was coverd in robot blood and he was solemn "I would get revenge by killing your whole family." but the robot had no family, so he wouldn't.

He looked really badbutt.

"Okay, we get one shot at this old buddy." said Hands, to Carliston.

"One shot." Carlsiton took Hnads hands and spun he and threw him over the ship, and he landed on top of the monster, ZARGOX.

"What? Butt how?!" inquired ZARGOX.

Hands had a laser blaster and he shot it in his eye. He exploded, but then ZARGOX and his blood floated up into the air, and there was an evil laugh "You fool! Killing me makes me better!"

Said Zargox.

"I'm gonna need a drink." said Hands, who drinks sometimes.

ZARGOX became like a big crab with a lot of faces that were skulls, and breathed fire. "I'm going to send you to hell."

"We can't go to hell." said Lando "Only Han can go to hell because he hasn't accepted the lord."

"Hey!" said Han, who drinks.

ZARGOX burned almost as bright as the son, and evil spirits came out of him and he was huge. Meanwhile.

Luke kept fighting Fireeyes. "Listen" said Fireeyes "I don't have time to fight you."

"Then what do you want?" asked Luke, and they were still falling.

"There is a worse evil than the Vade, a man in a hood has built a castle in a black hole, with the power to destroy time."

"WHAT!"

They landed and then they talked.

"We must team up." They both left together, flying into the sunrise.

Luke got back to his friends. "What happened to ZARGOX?" he asked.

"He left," said Carlton.

They were all crying because of Threepio.

"Why are you all so weak?" said Fireeyes.

"Because we have friends." said Carlton "You suck."

So an uneasy treaty was established. "WE must defeat The Man With The Hood." said Fireeyes.

"WE must also find a way to wish Threepio back from the dead." said Luke, and so they agreed to travel to the black holes and find a way.

Sussana went with them too, and she was wearing a tight red dress and high heels.

Meanwhile: The man in the hood sat in his hole, "I can't wait for my revenge." said Audry 2, besides him.

The End?