The Story Goes
Vade choked 100 men in disgust. "My son has leeeeeft!"
"STOP FEELIN SORRY FOR YOURSEL." Mace told to him. "YOU MUST CARRY OUT YOUR BOSSES PLAN"
"You're right." The Vade said. "We have to destroy time so I can rule it all."
Mace thought to himself that the man in the hood would rule it all butt he wasbnt about to tell Vader that. So he just went on his diner date with Seemoure and also Kahn but Lahn was there as a friend.
MEANWHILE
On Naboo they celebrated Leah for the 18th time. "Thank you guys, but its' really not nesecery."
"We beg to differ." Said Jarjar. He smiled at her. She smiled back. He got a fax from Luke. "Threepio is dead and also there's an attack from a hole we must stop"
"Oh no!" Leah said. "Dispatch the army to help. I will lead them in but only after I have this baby." WHO IS THE DAD?!
MEANWHILE
On Vaders ship Seymore did entertainment for the troopers because their morale was low. "Okay my friend Kanwill help." NBut Kan hated Seymore because there was a crush on Mace. So they sang and danced
Now a woman who'll kiss on the very first date is usually a hussy
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out is anything but fussy
But a woman who'll wait till the third time around
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground
She's the girl he's glad he's found
She's his Shipoopi
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi (The girl who's hard to get)
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi (But you can win her yet)
Walk her once just to raise the curtain
Walk around twice and you've made for certain
Once more in the flower garden
She will never get sore if you beg her pardon
(Do re me fa so la si, do si la sol fa mi re do)
Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'
If you get a squeeze back, that's fancy cookin'
Once more for a pepper-upper
She will never get sore on her way to supper
(Do re me fa sol la si do, si do)
Now little ol' Sal was a no-gal, as anyone could see
Lookit her now, she's a go-gal, who only goes for me
Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'
If you get a squeeze back, that's fancy cookin'
Once more for a pepper-upper
She will never get sore on her way to supper
(Do re me fa sol la si do, si do)
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi (The girl who's hard to get)
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi (But you can win her yet)
(Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, the girl who's hard to get
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, but you can win her yet
You can win her yet
Shipoopi)
"Good job. Said the troopers." One trooper was gay and went to do Kahn in his chambers.
Seymour bowed. Mace smiled from the audience. "GUESS KAHN WON'T BE JOINING US?"
"Guess not." Seymore smiled. I don't think it is so wrong to be gay. I mean they smile and hold hands like I want to do with a girl one day just with guy. So it's not very different I don't think?
As they stared Audry two burst in laughing. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" SHe laughed.
"What are you doing here?" Seymore asked.
The Vade stepped out. "While my children are rebeling I need a righthand man, and Mace is the most qualified. But he cannot be distracted by LOVE."
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK LOVE PROMOTES FEAR AND EVIL JUST FIIIINE!"
And then Audrey ii lunged at Seymour. "I am here on a favor." He tried to eat him but Mace cut him to peices with his lightsaber. But maybe a vine crawls away?
"There." Vade left.
Mace held Seemore in his arms. He was bleeding and dying! "NO SEMOUR. I LOVE YOU."
Seymour cried but smiled and began to sing.
Don't you fret, Master Mace Windu
I don't feel any pain
A little fall of rain
Can hardly hurt me now
You're here, that's all I need to know
And you will keep me safe
And you will keep me close
And rain will make the flowers grow.
MACE
BUT YOU WILL LIVE SEYMOUR DEAR GOD ABOVE
IF I COULD HEAL YOUR WOUMBS WITH WORDS OF LOVE
Seymour laughed.
Just hold me now, and let it be.
Shelter me, comfort me...
Mace sang to him more.
YOU WOULD LIVE A HUNDRED YEARS
IF I COULD SHOW YOU HOW
I WON'T DESERT YOU NOW
Seymour
The rain can't hurt me now
This rain will wash away what's past
And you will keep me safe
And you will keep me close
I'll sleep in your embrace at last
The rain that brings you here
Is Heaven-blessed!
The skies begin to clear
And I'm at rest
A breath away from where you are
I've come home from so far
They begin to sing in counterpoiunt and I will use the first letters of their firsme to represent each don't get confused.
S: So don't you fret, Masrer Windu
M:HUSH-A-BYI, DEAR SEYMOUR
S: I don't feel any pain
M: YOU WONT FEEL EVIL PAIN
S: A little fall of rain
M: A lLITTLE FALL OF RAIN
S: Can hardly hurt me now
M: CAN HARDLY HURT YOU NOW
M: I'm Here
S: That's all I need to know
S: And you will keep me safe
M:I WILL KEEP YOU SAFE
S: And you will keep me close
M:TTIL YOU ARE SLEEPING
S:And rain
M:AND RAIN
S:Will make the flowers
M:WILL MAKE THE FLOWERS
Seymour died. Mace let out a quiet, "GROOOOOOW!"
He clinched his fish and swore revenge on the dark side. He now hated them more than jedi but also hated jedi. For now he gave Seymour a burrial in a stolen gold casket and sent him off into the stardust. He deserved a better funeral, but Mace gave him what he could.
He went to bed and cried. Vader stood in the doorway. "Your training begins this evening."
That night, the plant's tentacle went up the gay stormtroopers asshole but since he's gay he didn't mind.