Chapter Nineteen: Hans Inside of Fireeyes

Now I bet you are wondering, my readers, what was happening with Han and 2D and Rando and Chewy and Fireeyes, while Luke and Susanna were getting it on. Well, they had a different adventure, and here it iz.

The Fantastic Adventure Through the Inside of Fireeyes, Episode One:

"Fireeyes, what kind of music do you listen to?"

"Not country."

"Hey, me either." said them.

Randor liked country but he was ashamed and didn't speak to them. He went into thu bafthroom for the rest of this adventure.

They listened to hard rock and roll music, lowdly. It could be heard all across space.

The Fantastic Adventure Through the Inside of Fireeyes, Episodes Two:

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"Fireeyes, where did the key to the engtine room go?"

"Did you leave it in that bag of potato chips?"

"Whut yes!"

"I ate it!"

So meanwhile, Hand and Chwy and 2D decided to shrink themselves and get inaside of Fireeyes to find the key to the egine room.

"I invented a shronk ray." articulated Hands, "I cxan't use it still, because I don't have hands."

"Wut!"

"I've been using magnets to hold my guns."
And he had been.

Chewy used the Ray and they went into Fireeyes, (Through one of his holes, you don't want to know which one ;) )

They went in and it was all gooey, they lost the submarine in his enyinsines.

The Fantasic Adventure Through the Inside of Fireeyes, Episode Three:

Meanwhile, Carlisian was in the bathroom, and he realized "I have no more toilet paper!"

(The audience laughs)

He's stuck in there with his bad choices and his poop.

"Why is everything ion here on fire?" asked Hans. It was because people are seventy percent water, but Firereyes is seventy nione percent FIRE!

"Hot." said Hands, but he didn't mean to be gay.

Chewy still got jealous though, they climbed up uo his spinal chord, which had skulls on it and bat wings.

"The dark side of the force rules in here." said Hands, abnd there were a bunch of shadowy men who came and fought them "Ah!"

The Fantastic Adventure Through the Inside of Fiereyes, Episode For

"I'm going to starve to death in hear." said Lamdo, he started wondering if he could eat his toilet paper.

"What are at his brian." said Hands, and RD2 nodded, Chewy waas still not in a great mood after the gay thing earlier.

"We must battle Fireeyes fear." said they.

It apeared, standing on his brain, and it looked like . . . dun . . . dun . . . DUN . . . HIS MOM.

"I'm Padam." said Queen Amedala, and she shot electricity at them (Brains are electric. I learned in class."

"I don't have fear." said hands, who was dying with blood coming from his mouth, "I have . . . faith!"

He believed in Jesus a little bit, but not enough to be saved, so he got one of his hands back, he caught the electricity and threw at back at this lady, and she buzzed.

"I will be back."

"No you won't!"

Then he went up to her, and he said "I will satisfy you so you wont need to come back."

Ao they went into one of the wrinkles in the brain and they did it hard. He was about to satisfy her, but then his hand disapeared again, because he had sex before mrariarge, so she was like, "I will be back somedy!"

The Fantastic Jouney Inside of Firereyes: Episode 5

When Luke came back with Sussana, they were all holding ahnds and laughing.

"QWhat were you all doing?" asked Luke, nervous.

"Just getting to know each other." said Hnads and Fireeyes, at the same time! :0

"Me too." said Like, winking at Suvanna.

"You forgot about me!1!" screamed Randor, who had eaten his pants.

(The audience laughs)