Cahpter 20
(Hey! So I knwo the last chapter was experimental but I think it's important to test my boundries as a artist so that is why. I did that. I wanted to see whaty a spae comedy would look like and now I know!)
In Naboo Queen Leah held her nerborn infant. "This is definently a gun gun." What would she tell to Han?!
"Hello Queen!" Jar said. "I have brought you a sheep from the peopler as tribute."
"I'm a person, people don't eat sheep?" she said confused. Jar jar's mermaid wife had thrown him out because she found out about his baby with Leah. He only got to see his kids on weekends unless they were out of town that weekend for like a church camp.
"Leah, I made a mistake… But that mistake now nuzzles at your teet. And it is beuotiful and lovely, even though it is a mistake."
"Thaty's what I'll name you." Leah said smiling at her babye. "Mistake. My firstborn son."
They embraced. "I understand," Jajrjar said, "That you are in love with Ham and only went to me because he wasn't there to fill you. So you can go back to him I won't cry." But he was. Crying.
Leah smiled but sort of a sad smile. "I will never froget you Jar Jar we were on an adventure together and then on our own adventure." They embraced. Jar Jar went to gather the army to fight.
"I will discuise you as a human baby so hAN will think you are his." Leah said to Mistake. And she gave him a wig and lots of makeup so he looked sorta like his uncles Luke and Fireeyes because it brought out the humen in his jeans. "Mistake Solo." Leah breathed.
And they readied to find the enterprise and attack with full gungun force!