Chapter Twnety One:
The vade was ill at ease, "My son has left me and I am all alone." he said, looking in the mirror. He had taken his helmet off, his head was like an egg with red eyes, and old.
He took a drink.
"YOU ARENT ALONE YOU STUPID CRACKER!" said Mace,m who was in the bathroom with him "YOU ACTUALLY KILLED MY BOYFRIEND SO THAT I WOULD BE YOUR APRENTICE!"
At Vader was a little bit better, but he took mace with yim to a bar.
So they drank and drank and drank. Vade was sad because he lost his son, and Mace was sad because Seymore was plant food.
They went from bar to bar in a red corvette, and at the last bar they ran into the gay stormtrooper, he was wearing a speedo and serving drinks.
"THIS IS WHERE I GO WHEN I HAVE THE DUMPS." replied Mace Windo.
The vine looked out of the stormtroopers but and observes them.
"They are too weak." said the man in the Hood, watching through the eyes of the plant "My servants are not allowed to have feelings. I will test them."
"Mmmm hmmm," said Audry "Bust them up."
So he pushed a button, and something arose from a dank hole.
"I HAVE FINALLY AWAKENED!" said the new villain, who worked for The Man in the Hood.
"Mr. Deathstar."
It was a deathstar, but it had robot arms and legs, and it could talk with a robot voice.
"Go shoot his ass." said Audry.
"Yes." agreed the Man.
It zoomed through space after them. Meanwhile, Vade and Mace had fallen asleep, in the same bed!
Bit they didn't do anything. It was an accident.
