Chapter 22
LUke and his friends and also Fireeyes closed in on the hole. "We're almosy there." said.
"Good!" said Hans. "I need to piss." Brecause he drank a lot of gin and toxics. Cherwiw roared because he was worried about his friends drinking porblem.
Fireeyes listened to that song Thanks for the Memories on his space iphone. He related to it because it reminded him of how his family hated him. Excepy Mom. But she was dead.
"Thanks for the memeories." He muttered bitterly. His breath flyong in the air like turbines. Susans came in and stroked him gfor comfort.
"We wil get threepio back." RT breathed. "And he will be my cousin once more."
"They are coming too fast." said the man in the hood. "We must stop them." So he sent out a billin super batle droids. They attacked the spaceship.
"Oh shit!" said Chewiw. He fired his light saver at them and they died. "Good."
Han said, "We need backup because he knows! We are here." So they called for the gun gun army.
Meanwhile Leah was on the ship wityh her army and her sun Mistake Solo ran into her arms. "Mommy I love you!" said he.
"Good." She told him and hugged him with a great tinderness. "I love you but you shouldn't be on this war ship?"
"Mommy I want to serve!"
"You're a child." So she put him in the daycare unit. "Justl ike his not real adoptive fatjer she said.
And they felw the maliniel fulcan and the warships to Fireeyes shit. "We are here." And they were.
"Help us with an army!" Said Fireyes. So they readied their poton torpedos and fired in the hole.
"Oh shiiiit!" Said the hood. "I will now meet him….. My GOOD side!"
Dun dun duuuuun.
AN: Sorry if the spell is not great. My friend Jackson gave me a beer he snuck from his dad. It is my first alchohol besides comunion at grannys church. (She is Catholic and we're not but I don't mind.) I am kinda drunk but not like Han okay?