Chapter 23: Him Inside of ME (Chewy's day off)

Meanwhile. Chewy and Lando where on the ship, preparing. Chewy had an important phone call to make, with a bounty hunter named Largan, who would help them defeat the man in the hood. He and Lando where eating breakfast.

"You put syrup on ur eggs?" demqnded Landor. "That's nasty."

Chewy wrooood, he wanted to pull the man's arms off butt he did not. Then, an acciudent! Chewy stepped on a button, it was a button fpor one of Han's inventions!

"No! Chewster! That's Han's body changing machines!"

There was green electricity and they switched bodies!

The alarms went off and they still had to go to their places.

Chewy's body went to the phone (Which had a screen) to make the phone call. Carlton's body went to the cock-pit to be with his friends fight the Man in the Hood.

"Landor! WHERE THE HELL HAS YOU BEAN?" balled Luke.

Landor said "Wroooooooo!"

Susana rolled her eyes. She was wearing a tight red cat-suit, with ears.

"Fire the missiles." said Hands.

Landor said "Wroooooo!"

WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT YOU GOOF FIRE THE MISSILES

Meanwhile.

"Hey," said Chewy's body on the picture phone.

Largan looked like a big muscular guy in metal underoants, but wiuth a praying mantis head.

"How are you doing, Largan?" repliued Chewy/Lando.

Largan made bug sounds "Squirk, squirks, squellk (I don't understand what you are saying. Why aren't you saying wroo?)")"

"I want to recruit you with republic credists." said Chewdo.

"Squirk, squirk, squellk," said Largan, flexing his pecks (Do you take me for some kind of English speaking fool?)"

Chewdo rolled his eyes "This is gonna be a looong day."

PUSH THE DANGED BUTTON- Hands.

Landy roared and scratched his rear like a bear.

I WILL HURT YOU- Fireeyes.

He's hurting himself- Susanna, corncerned?

Everyone scrambled around waving their arms.

"I know how to finish them," said The Man in the Hood, chortling, then he shot lightning at their ship. It switched their bodies back!

"Here ya go, sucker!" Lando fired the missile and blew a hole in his black hole.

Chewy finished hiring the bounty hunter. A big ship shaped like a big metal bug flew up to help them, but just then, another ship flew over. It had black fire coming out of the enigines.

"I will end you." said the man driving it. Who could it be? It was the Pilot Po Dammit from The Force Awakens, but he was dark now.

"What can we do now?" said Hands.

"Pray." said Luke.

"No." said Fireeyes and Hands at the same time.

TO BE CONTINUDE