Chapter 24
The Vade hired Generl Greedo to be in his army, but he was only in ity for tyhe money and to revenge on his rival Lagan. "We musty help the man in the hood." He told to him. So he walked alongside Mace Windo, the gay stromtrooper, Kan, and General Greedo. They were his inner sircle.
"Fly the ship to-" They got a crash! They looked outside to see…
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THE DEATH STAR with legs and arms
"Die." It told them.
"Not today!" Said Kan. He fired his laser at him. And he turned to Mace. "Hey, now that you're single…"
"NOT IN THIS LIFETIME. OR THE NEXT!" Mace ran away.
The Vade sighed. "Why are all my minions fucking homos?" He was only homophic because he is evil I DO NOT THINK ITIS OKAY TO SPEAK THAT WAY but maybe he will learn to be good?
They fought and fought. Children cried and so did women and some sensitive men at seeing this battle because it was grusome. Kan sliced the back of the death star. "Take that!"
"Wait." SaID THE Vade. I own the death star!" So he pushed a button on his mouth and it turned to him.
".aster." It dsaid. Audrey II climbed out of the ass.
"No! It was aposed to killll you!"
"I'LL KILL YOU!" Mace said. He hit and hit Audrey II until he died… MOSTLY. The gay stromtrooper cheered but Kan was in love with Mace but rejected so he shooks his head while folding his arms.
"Death star… Assist oue mission!" The Vade said. And the Death Star grew big and they all climbed inside. Inclusing the hot nurse.
The man in the hood smiled while warding off the Jedi army. "Help has conquered."