Capter 25
Menahwile they got tacos and had doritios for shells. The hooded man shot moree shit at them.
"Die."
Chjewbaca had sex with a bear, but it was a girl bear.
Theu short lasers. It was great.
The Death Star appeared to help the hooded man., "I am here adoptive father."
\"About heckin time." Said the hooded man. "Cum here so I can abuse you."
The Vade flew out of the Death Star while the hood man got on it. Vade went into a room in the ship where Luke and Fireeyes and Hans were. "Get out Solo!" He said.
"Don't tell me what to do!" Han folded his arms. Vade choked him and he fell down.
"No!" said Luke.
"Sons," the Vade said, "We meet again. Join me."
"We can't! I'm a Christan!" said Luke.
"And I'm tired of you." Said Fireeyes. "You serve the hoode man!"
"There is so much you don't understand," said the Vade. He pulled out his lightsaber.
Luke pulled his out.
Fireeyes held the gun! They gasped.
BACK in space.
Sussana in a bikini shot axes at them. It was blocked.
"Weak." Said the hood man.
Jar Jar broke onto the ship through a window, with the police.
"You are under arrest for multiple transgressions against the people of this galaxy." He said, handing him a form.
He glowed and floated, "Nothing in this universe shall exist, not even youuuuu!" he took his hood off.
"What?"
"goodness!" said Luke.
The Man In The Hood was the dark side if Jar Jar!
Shit.
So Jar Jar knew his own weakness.
"But you don't know your dark side's weakness!" Laughed his evil side in the hood.
"I do!" Jar jar transported them back in time!
TBC