Chapter 27: Good and Medivel

ARTHURS NOTE: I dont always agree with drinking, but I did last week. I'm sorry this chapter took so long. I was. As they say. Hung over. And my dad grounded me. Domo Arigatto (It means I'm sorry in Japanese) :))) 3

"Where am I?" spouted Swollo

"We are in a dungeoun." said vade, pouting.

They were handcuffed together.

"The better question is wehn you are." said a dwarf outside the dungeoun with a mean face and pointy nose.

"I know how we can get out of this." said Vader to Solo, but he only mouthed it because he didn't want dorf to here.

"Is this just anither one of your tricks?"

"Nah."

Vade fell over, "I'm sick call a doctor."

The dwarf ran in, then vade stood up "It was actually a trap." he force pushed the dwarf against the wall, then he pulled his vocal chord out with his hands. The dwarf fell over withy blood and even if he didn't die he wouldnt be able to eat.

Solo thought it was a little bit cool but he didn't want to admit it, he was also jelous because Vade did it with his hands and he didnt have hands. He said "Whatever."

They snuck out and foundb that they were in medival times! :o

A dragon flew up above them and some knights jousted into each other.

"The hell." said Solo "I don't want to be handcuffed to u."

"You must." said Vade, but he was styill hung over from his trip to the gay bar so he puked out of his vent.

Meanwhile someone was watching. A lady. With orange hair and evil magic. "Where is my dwarf!" she spouted. A minotaur came in and said "he has no assofagus."

"WHAT!?"

Then she waved her hand and turned him into a rock. He mood one last time. The white which said "I will get them!" and she chased after them on a chariot pulled by wolves.

So, the Vade and Solo walked for many days but didn't talk becuase they were salty. Solo remembered how vader had choked him and also blown planets. Vade was still hung over.

Then they ran into some taloking animals.

"We are at war." spouted a tiger with a sword.

"Who with?" asked swolo.

"The Dark Assland."

"The Light Assland has been imprisoned in a cage made out of time, so we have to protect our lands."

"What does any of that mean."

Said Vade and Solo at the same time. Solo blushed because they had thought the same thought again. Vade threw up again, on a moose with pants on.

"STOP THEM!" bellowed the white which who was coming at them on a black horse with dragon wings.

"No! This is our country!" said the moose with throw up on his pants and he ran at her but she stoned him,

Han was like "I don't have time for this I need to get back to princess lay."

Vade frowned deeply "The force has told me that she cheated on you by having sex with . . . . a fish?"

"That's jar jar!"

Solo was so mad that he ran up and PUNCHED the horse in the face and knocked it down.

"Wow." said the which "You have striong arms."

"LETS HAVE CASUAL SEX!" said Solo, who was really salty about Laya anhd the fish doing it.

So they went back to her castle and got into her bed and banged all night long. "You made me hard." he said as a joke because she turns people into rocks.

But while they where doing it, Vader was still there laying next to the bed breathing loudly through his mask and sometimes still throwing up. Then when Solo had enough and felkl asleep Vade and the witch started talking and the wich fell in love with him, because they wrre both really evil.

The next morning Vade and Solo got up "We have to go back to our time now."

So they left, but the witch sat in her window pinning after Vader.

"I'll work together with you to get back to our time." said Solo, who had now shown everything to Vader.

"Fine, but once we get back we will be enemies again."

"Of course." they agreed, and smiled warmly at each other.

The animals watched them leave. "Should we ask them for help with the war?" asked a hippo.

"No, they're not tame lions."

"But what if they never come back?"

"Once a king or queen in narnia always a king or queen in narnia."