Chapter 28
R2 woke up in a haze next to General Greedo.
"Wow took you long enough." The bounmty hunter said. "I've been up for hours." They were in Ancient Greece. Where the plays happened.
"Fuck off." Said R2D to Greedo.
"Mother?" called out Mistake Solo. "Where are you?"
"Your mother is not here." Said General Greedo. He whiped out four guns for each hand and fired an SOS into the sky. "Guns haven't been invented yet, so with these babies I will be the most powerful in all the land!" And he was.
"I will be more powerful one day," said Mistake, "I shall."
"Kid you're like 15." said Greedo. "I have guns." So General Greedo ran off to be a hero and fight in the Torjan War.
"I must find my mother!" said Mistake. He jumped into the water to swim to a geyser that would shoot him into a space wormhole.
"I'm by myself" said 2D. He rolled into town. Everybody was eatim gyros. (It's spelled like gyro but pronounced like your row! My bro and dad call them heros but they're wrong a greek resturant worker told me so)
There was a king come to town. "I am Edipus Rekt!" he yelled. "And I have killed your king. Crown me."
The people all cheered. But then the Cyclops arose. "You stabed my eye Edipus!"
"No that was my bro Odisseus!" He meant bro like a friend. Not related (Or are they?)
"All you humans look the same to me because I have one eye so I am nearsighted!" He smashed and trashed the city.
2D rememebred how much Threepi0 loved cities. He fired his laser at the cyclops eye. "Take that."
"No!" The cyclops fell. Everyone cheered for 2D.
He beeped sadly. Nothing could make him happy without his cousin. So he rolled away from town, sad.
Why?
In old Tatooine, a year after we last saw Fireeyes he is going into town to buy fish for dinner for his wife and adopted son who would, if u remember, grow up to be his father. And maybe some drinks?
He saw a person who might have been transported back in time. "Jar jar?" he asked.
"Meesa Jar jar Binksa!" said the Gungun. "Meesa sosa happysa tosa seesa you."
"Oh no it's Jar Jar when he was young!" But maybe he could stop Jar Jar from growing a dark side?
Nah didn't seem like his business. "Hey," he told Jar Jar, "If you ever meet someone like me but with blond hair and are on a shiop fasing your evil self, be sure to have a way to travel through time." Because he wanted to have a way to transport back to the battle, but because he gave this advice that was why Jar Ja knew how to put them back in the PAST in the first place!