Chapter 29: In the Beginning
GOD created the heavens and the earth, and he created the animals, and the ocean, and lite and darkbnes, and also, JAR JAR AND CHEWY WERE THERE?!
10 A river watering the garden flowed from Eden; from there it was separated into four headwaters. 11 The name of the first is the Pishon; it winds through the entire land of Havilah, where there is gold. 12 (The gold of that land is good; aromatic resin and onyx are also there.) 13 The name of the second river is the Gihon; it winds through the entire land of Cush. 14 The name of the third river is the Tigris; it runs along the east side of Ashur. And the fourth river is the Euphrates.
15 The Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it. 16 And the Lord God commanded the man, "You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; 17 but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die."
"Chewy, we are at the begining of the world." said Jar Jar to Chewyy, who said "Wroooooooo!"
They didn't know what to do.
Jar Jar was down in the dumps because he felt bad about being the father of Mistake Solo, he cried.
Chewy went and found Adam and Eve, but he covered his eyes because they were in the nood. "Wrrrrrrrooooo . . ."
A snake came up to them and told them to eat a fruity. Chewy ran over. No! Don'T!
The snake jumped at him and bit him but he punched it in face and they fought each othetr while Adam and Eve cheered naked.
Meanwhile, Jar Jar went walking in the gardern alone, until he saw a bright light.
WHERE ARE YOU JAR JAR said the Lord.
Jar Jar hid.
JAR JAR YOU DO NOT NEED TO HIDE FROM ME
Then Jar Jar came out, and he was ashamed "Lord, I accepted you into my heart on Diegoba, and I know you can forgive any sin, but what I've done to my friends is hard to forgive, because my mistake is a person, and Han and Lea will never forgive me." He cried, then the light shone down upon him and he had to cover his eyes.
I AM THE LORD AND I HAVE FORGIVEN YOU! He touched Jar Jar's face with his hand, and Jar Jar's face glowed.
ALL YOU MUST DO IS TRUST IN ME AND CONTINUE TO LOVE YOUR FRIENDS
In this farewell
There's no blood
There's no alibi
'Cause I've drawn regret
From the truth
Of a thousand lies
So let mercy come
And wash away
What I've done
I'll face myself
To cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've done
Put to rest
What you thought of me
While I clean this slate
With the hands of uncertainty
So let mercy come
And wash away
What I've done
I'll face myself
To cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've done
For what I've done
I start again
And whatever pain may come
Today this ends
I'm forgiving what I've done!
I'll face myself
To cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've done
What I've done
Forgiving what I've done
Meanwhile Chewy was still fighting the serpent, but while he was doing it Adam and Eve got hungry and ate some fruit.
Chewy got bitten by the snake in his butt and he ran away, and while he was running a scinetist saw him "Brilliant!" said Charles Darwin. He saw a hairy man run out of the garden and he came up with the idea of evolution.!
"How will we get out of the garden?" asked Jarr Jar to Chewy later. Then Chewy remembered that he had a folded up spaceship in his pocket. Han had invented it before they all got warped away.
"Now, we must find a way to destroy the man in the hood before he was created." said Jar Jar, with renwed spirit, "He messed up my time travel powers because he is me, and asent us all over the place!"
And they flew up and tried to fly fast enough to go through time. The Lord was pleased that they did not give up.
TO BE CONTINUED