Chapter 30- The New She-Raf in Town

"This town aint big enough for the 2 of us," said a cowboy in orange with a black hat.

"No, wait, do't shoot." said a woman with a child.

"Too late I'm the best in the west." said the gunner, he pulled out a gun and shot the woman and the child to DEATH.

"That's whatr they get for not paying their taxes."

The people in the wild west all quaked in fear as Assistant Sherif Po Dammit made his kill. "No one will stop me or the Sheriff."

Meanwhile, Lando woke up in a barn with a headache. "Where in star wars am I?"

He heard a weird moaning sound, and he was under a cow. "What."

He was in a barn. The sun was beating in through a windoe. A cowboy drssed in black broke in through the door. "Whoa, slow down there partner." said Lando.

Then someone shot him in the chest. He screemed and fell into cow poop.

"We aren't in star wars times." said a girl dressed up in like a cow-girl outfit that showed her legs and belly button "We are in the west." it was Susanna.

"How long have I been out?" asked Landor.

"For a year put this on." she threw him a cowboy hat, and a six shooter. "We are going to free the west."

They got on a horse and dashed of into the sunset.

"Shouldnt we be on two horses?" asked Lanmdor.

"The other horses needed to rest." said Susana, and Lando thought it was cool that she cared about animals. He put his arm around her shoulder so he wouldn't fall off, like in a friend way and not a sexy way.

They stoped at a cliff, and down at the bottom of the cliff was a hundreds of indians and ewocks.

"Lando I need you to make a speach." said Susanna, winking and bending over. "They will listen to you because you are a man."

"That makes sense."

So he put his hat on, and he spun his spirs "Today we will free the whole wild west from the evil sheriff who came and took all the gold from the indians."

Susanna nodded at him and ran her fingers through her hair.

"SHOOT TO KILL!" he decalred.

And they all road off to town together, waving axes and guns and yodeling.

"My sheriff, what must I do?" Asked Poo.

"Send our cowboys to burn the village down." said the sheriff, hidden in the dark, "If we destroy the village first then they cant rob it."

"Good idea!" sighed Poo Dammet.

So there men went and burned it all down, and killed everyone. It was a dark day.

Then the heroes got to the town, firing and swearing. Lando went after Po, while Sussana fought and evil cowgirl and they slapped each other.

"How could you become this dog?" LANDOR demanded, punching Po with his gun "We were friends."

"Because, the jedi, in there irresponsibility, ran over BB8, and now I must AVENGE!" his eyes glowed purple, Lando new he needed to be saved.

Meanwhile, Sussan knocked the evil cowgirl into a tub of water and dove un after her and they wrestled.

"Thank you," said Po, once he had been healed by the power of the lorde, "But the sheriff is still going to kill us all. He's a real bastard,"

So the two of them ran through armies and armies of evil cowboys and shot them all in the face, filling the streets with blood.

They killed 103.

"What a swell day, huh?" chortled Landor.

"Yeah buddy."

Then they got to the sheriffs hideout, it was the only remaining building in the town that wasn't burned.

The sheriff arose and blotted out the son, it was ! Mister Deathstar! Waving his arms and legs (Because he has those)

"You fool! I can destroy planets! You are nothing but antz to me!"

"You are no match for the power of our friendship!" and they shot there guns together and it made a big bullet that glowed.

"WHAT IMPOSSIBLE!" Shouted the Mister, and at the same time, Sussana threw the evil cowgirl at him, but she was only in underwear now, and the combined attack of the cowgirl and the friendship bullet broke Mister Deathstar's hard shell. He fell to the ground, vibrating, blood leaking from his hole.

"All I ever BUZZ wanted to do was BUZZ please my master. I just BUZZ I'm BUZZ."

"You will be avanged." said landor, taking off his hat, while Sussana took of her jacket. They all bowed down and watched him explode.

It was a sad day.

In the place where the hideout was they found in big glowing hole. "This whole might lead to our time." said Sussana.

Poo sighed "I have done many terrible things. I must stay here and atone by fixing the west."

"Ok." said Lando, and they went back through the hole, all of the indians and ewocks waved goobye, but some of them followed them into the hole because they had become heroes of the west, along with some good cowboys.

While Landor Carislinton where going togetherr in the hole, Lando dropped open a history book. It fell open on a page about the wild west. The title said "The man who saved the west" and it had a picture of Po in black and white. :'(

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