Chapter 32

AN: Okay guys the play is almosy over so I'll have more time to write! I really like it and might audition next year! My friend Jennifer is doin tech which is robotiocs with lights. That will help my writin even more becauyse I will be in a creative area like a real actor!

The Forming of General Greed

In the times of Greivous, back wehn Anigan was still a jedi, and Mace was also, Greivous exploded from explosion!

"No! My head!" He cried out. He dropped all his lightsavers. But his robot body was put in a musesum as was his BRAIN!

Years and years later, Greedo delivered a mmessage to Han. [WRITE SCENE FROM THE MOVIE HERE WHEN ITS YOUR TURN TO RENT ONE]

Han shot Greedo after Greedo shot at him. Then he left and the bar owner and the two guys whop harased luke lifted his body.

They brought them to Java. "Greedo, my greatest warrior after the Fetts." But Boba was recently eaten by a rancore and he needed a new right hand hunter. "You were too weak to beat Solo so you have to become better!" And he invaded a museum to get robot bodys.

"This one is good." he said as he saw Greevos. "I will make you."

And he tried to but the armor on Gredo's body but it crumpled to dust except his head. "Darnit!" said the hot. He opened the Greedo's brains and put in Greevus's much larger brain. He morphed them together and also some of his dnA got on it?

He closed Gredo's head and rebuilt all of Grevus body. He then put the head. On it.

"My new warrior!" he said. "Now I will make a lot of money from people afraid of weaspons! Arise my love!"

General Greedo arose. He was confused because he had two minds. "Wait!" He said.

"Why am I a green alien?"

"Why am I a robot?"

"Quit talking to yourself," said Java. "That is not your job!"

"But we are two different people?"

"In one bod!"

"Ew! Why are you thinking about sex you disgusting

"Because I am human but WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A PART?"

"I have plenty of parts!"

"You know what part I mean!" (Greedo used to have a lot of women he liked but not much luck so IDK why he's complaining he never got to use his peni anyway.)

"Shut up!" Said Jaca. "You only had relationships because you had to do it to get money from people. You're not supposed to like it, it's a punishment!"

Greedo grumbled. Grevous had never met these two except in passing. So what the freak?

"You must learn to work together, and to become a macheen."

"We need something we have in common.""

"Ok." So they fouynd something. They both craved death. (Of others not themselfs)

They flew to a bunch of planets to collect bounties who didn't pay their gangster tax to Java.

They went to Vulcan to get money.

"That is illogical!" said the Vulcans. But it was Ron Par so they were angry and not as logical. So General Greedo had to fight. He kicked their butts. All 2000 of the Bulccan army.

"Good!" said Java. "Give me that money!"

"No, we are too powerful for you… I am too powerful for you!"

"But. But. But…."

General Greedo gave him the finger and flew away to work alone. And that is why he never wants to be a minion, only works temporary for cash. And now he is a Greek warrior?